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Being honest....I don't think this president will Finnish his first tenure as our president.....#imminentImpeachmentLooms I mean Who throws a crying baby away all because It cries all Night!!!!!

I took my time to read through the comments and was baffled with the way Some folks I perceive to be APC radicals are busy covering up this Funny President, who sabotaged them and the entire nation globally....I wonder how he would boost our economy via foreign investors hence he has told the world in plain words ....That we are Criminals!

being a leader comes with a lot of responsibility, I wonder the stupid parents that would stand before a Judge to testify against their Only Son..Mr. Buhari Have shown us all that He really doesn't understand Leadership!

As for me I work hard daily to meet my ends meet...#IAmANigerianNotACriminal Being honest....I don't think this president will Finnish his first tenure as our president.....#imminentImpeachmentLooms I mean Who throws a crying baby away all because It cries all Night!!!!!

I took my time to read through the comments and was baffled with the way Some folks I perceive to be APC radicals are busy covering up this Funny President, who sabotaged them and the entire nation globally....I wonder how he would boost our economy via foreign investors hence he has told the world in plain words ....That we are Criminals!

being a leader comes with a lot of responsibility, I wonder the stupid parents that would stand before a Judge to testify against their Only Son..Mr. Buhari Have shown us all that He really doesn't understand Leadership!

As for me I work hard daily to meet my ends meet...#IAmANigerianNotACriminal

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Pastor Mishael from Onitsha here...please what is wrong with the car and is the papers complete...

my man....is the vehicle still available and the papers complete?

That's the problem with Internet dating Com marriage, they both met via tweeter and she was like she never knew he was a big musician in Nigeria... She thought he would become MJ someday and choose to buy the stock down first before some does....

Anyways life ain't over Nwa Abia..... ;DThat's the problem with Internet dating Com marriage, they both met via tweeter and she was like she never knew he was a big musician in Nigeria... She thought he would become MJ someday and choose to buy the stock down first before some does....

Anyways life ain't over Nwa Abia.....

Please I want clearification on this issue, why do musicians release single audio and even visual tracks?

As I thought they make their money via full album release. Or do they do these for exposure sake.....

Please enlighten me

****In Pete Edochie's voice****/

Oliseh, oliseh, Sunday nwa Oliseh My dear son..... leave Super Eagle's Job for people who do their talking With their average and local tactics....... don't let the long throat for #5m kill the respect Super sport has for u likewise other light headed Nigerians who liked ur sleekly and sexy analysis..

Biko Leave Super eagles alone! Analysing football to coaches who do the ultimate coaching may be your calling in life..... just as king makers in our community here are never kings.... they are king makers nothing more nothing less..... Ada your wife was crying watching u on TV as u look clueless in your substitution....... she even persuaded me to write u ASAP as most of her friends are laughing at her.... please enter the next available aeroplane to ikeja and enter onitsha bus for mazamaza back home, Enyinnaya Keshi will be at upper iweka with his okada to bring u home......

Take heart my son..... man no dey talk too much. that is my last word to u this night my son.

Ngwanu ijeoma.

merry02:
Pls give baba time!

it's almost 60 days in the apex office in Nigeria, less than two months and it will be 100days.

what are you talking about. with all the bogus promise......I look at the north east and I weep. killings everywhere... blood bath in the places if worship, road and now market.

what of our economy..... I am not a Jonathan fan.... but with the way this government seems to be handling the state of the country..... I fear for Nigeria... I'm praying earnestly for Him to succeed for if he doesn't.... APC RADICALS, PDP FAITHFULS, SDP ETC will all feel the scourge of horror and famine.

GOD BLESS #NIGERIA

captainobvious:
Guys, you invited a girl for a date, after so much begging and persuasion she agrees.

You fix a date and you arrive the venue for the date early and decided to wait. As you were waiting, you saw the girl come down from a cab with 5 of her friends.

What would you do?

Ladies, if your brother finds himself in such a situation what would you advise him to do?

*Relax and spend on them?
*Hide
*Shout on her for bringing her friends
*Walk out on them?
*Allow them order and then sneak out
*Others (Specify)

well their is no longer story here, I will simply order for five bottles of malt plus mine for everyone....meat pie not inclusive..... at the middle of the awkward date after paying for the drink...... I will excuse my self telling them I have some pressing issues to attend to. (a way of telling her that our date aint relevant anymore )

Remilekun101:

idleness

kingofpool:
If it works out for una good, but op we that re residing in ebonyi re avoiding them, tanx i dnt wanna go further for me not to destroy una relationship. But better come down in ebonyi and do enquiries

please visit my profile and inbox me your observations...... though I understand... people from that part of the East suffer from castigating from fellow easterners........

Olami90:
Let me assume u wanna say bride price buh ur fellow girls bi bawo?

that's a typo.... lol.... so sorry

Hello, I am man , will hit 31 in few days time from Awka etiti in anambra state in love with a 21 year old lady who hails from ikwo in abakiliki ebonyi state. her mum is from imo state, while dad is from ebonyi. her family resides in onitsha while I resides in lagos.

the relationship is quite young 4 months old but to us is as if, we have been together for the past few years.
..it is my intention to marry this girl.

so I deem it fit to just verify from nairalanders whose root are from ebonyi state, what am I to expect marrying this girl, bride price etc...... comments from my fellow guys that married from ebonyi would be appreciated........ I just want to prep up my self prior to meeting my in-laws to be. so your advice and experience would go a long way in helping me adjust........... thanks

I licked mine....

oseod:
.not all ladies tho.....
I once had a female friend who loved was obsessed with black......like black was her best color..

She painted the walls in her room black and used a black bedsheet to lay her bed...
She was the first girl I noticed with a black lipstick on....I thought she was crazy then

I wonder if she's still like that

black lipstick? seriously? she must be an ogbanje then

Leo is the symbol of lion , we are known for our courage, pride, power, luxurious living, forgiving heart, melodramatic and of cause spot light maniac.

born between July 22 to August 3rd, Leo's, male and female alike are notorious for their vain and stubborn nature. they make good lovers as when in love they love with their totality, their motives are hardly
wrong.

lion the cat is the true picture of the person of Leo, some Leos can be as lazy as a cat but with a very intimidating prestige, they make good managers, and other task oriented jobs. Leo's are first Class manipulators as well.

having said this I wish my fellow leos (yes I am 23rd July. an alpha leo) to wish all leos, happy birthday...

add more facts about the personality of Leo and it's marriage compatibility sign.

for me I'm enjoying my Gemini lady..... as both leo and gemini share same similarity.

super talkative, multi talented, adventitious etc......

I have been very curious about the fact that my exams was an ardent lover of pink, pink shoes, blouse, inner wears, her room was even pink and sky blue, then two other casual girl friends too same pink.... then my fiancee too who don't seems to take her eyes off pink stuffs.

so please nairalanders what is it with girls and pink?

ladies constructive answers will be appreciated.

I have been very curious about the fact that my exams was an ardent lover of pink, pink shoes, blouse, inner wears, her room was even pink and sky blue, then two other casual girl friends too same pink.... then my fiancee too who don't seems to take her eyes off pink stuffs.

so please nairalanders what is it with girls and pink?

ladies constructive answers will be appreciated.

freelance777:
Dear Nairalander's

How are you all doing? I hope you guys are doing well? I am writing this post to express my fears of the unknown, because I have been a very trusting and reliable husband to my wife.

Before marriage, my wife have once told me about his ex who is supposedly his best date ever in her life before she met me, that apart 2 years into our marriage, we had an arguement in which she confronted me about a number saved with a lady's name on my dialled list. I openly and honestly told her it was my old school mate whom I missed her call and had called back. But she wanted to know more like I was doing something shady, that got me all roused up and I just told her to leave me be.

A week later, I received a call from her straight from work that my daughter had a serious cut on her lips due to an
accident, I quickly rushed down to the school, but met them at the nearest clinic where my daughter's lip was being stitched, few mins later I walked down to her school where she works nearby to pick up her car key then bring her car nearby so we could all go home, surprisingly, I found her wedding ring inside the glove compartment. A ring she wore out to work that very morning.

I didnt question her immmediately until the night of that day, I asked her why she had removed her ring and kept it in the glove compartment knowing fully well that the wore it out that very morning, she said it was because I have had mine removed since the past 1 month, so she also had the same reason to remove her's.

A week later, she opened up to me that she has been talking to her ex whom I described above, I asked her about what? She said she has been taking advise from him whenever we have issues. I kept shut and moved on.

2 more years into this marriage, I recently found out that her ex had sent her a whatsapp message, but she didnt respond, so I opened up a discussion with her based on ex's. I asked her if keeping contact of ex's or communicating with ex's is good for married people be it the man or woman, she said its a no no, that infact she will never accomodate such and that its wrong for anybody to do that. I immediately told her to open up her whats app, she did and I showed her her ex's whats app message, she at first was scared, wanted to cover up the phone somehow, but due to fear, she slowly relaxed herself and she said well that I can see that he is just talking and she has not been responding, and that its possible for someone you do not have on your contact list to send you a whatsapp message, I agreed, but countered her saying you also have saved his number with Abbreviation, if you never intend having future communication with him, why then did you save his number thereafter? I didnt get an answer, until later after two weeks when she told me she was in communication with him in order to secure a job for his younger brother. ( Very hard to believe) I moved on.


A few days later again, I was on my way to help her fix her iphone which she has abandoned like a year and the half, something just prompted me to dial his ex's number on that phone, behold she had saved the number as 'rsif' someone who bears Williams. Anyway I kept quiet still. The the final incident that gave me a final warning that this my wife might be cheating on me unknowingly was just a month ago when she told me she had met this dude on the same estate we reside, that he was into business and had also gave her his complementary card, I asked what he does, said he is an estate agent, I responded saying estate agency does not correlate with what you do, she said at least he can provide us good offer for housing by the time we are ready to move. When all of a sudden, she said that same guy had asked her to help cook since his own wife had travelled to the USA to give birth. She asked if it was right for her to go ahead and do the cooking, I immediately denounce that move that it is wrong, and that the guy has another motive entirely. I told her to tell him that he should ask his own family member to cook for him, and that she should immediately cut communication with him if she wants to last long in the marriage.

My wife responded by saying, she does not think the guy has bad intentions and that he is a cool and nice person with a very mild personality,that if the dude has such intentions, that it would be the most surprising occurence to her. I said well just do as I have said. Lo and behold, I investigated her phone and I found out that she had already cooked for this dude even before she asked me the question. I confronted her, and she said it was because I might not find it funny and thats the reason why she kept it a secret at first. I then promise to show her that the dude was infact a cheater whom is planning to cheat on his wife with my own wife. One day, I impersonated my wife, and started sending text as such as that am ready to give him what he wants, lo and behold, this dude was responding and was even asking where I was at, that he is ready to heal my wounds, a hug and everything that I needed. I showed my wife the text message, and she acted all surprised, but I was not, because based on the conversations that I have seen, it seems to me that whenever I have issued, he rushes to call the guy and tell him everything, which was a good avenue for the guy to provide emotional consolation in order to get what he wants.

I apologize for this long story, but I just needed to detail this story well, so that I can get insight of what I need to be thinking, what I need to do, and the right steps to take.

Thanks all.

I'm a gospel preacher but I must tell you my brother, you seems to be to good for that woman and being good ain't enough to keep the heart of a woman.

woman by nature love puzzle, they love challenging men, to otheqrs reading this as well I have this to say "the very day your fiancee it spouse figures you fully figures you out completely that's the day you will appear boring to her"your orders but I am sure she won't be pleased to loose her marriage.

Toughen up please, divorce ain't just the solution, if you don't get your acts right, a repeat of the above will be inevitable, am not asking you to turn into a drunk nor turn her into a punching bag, but set your standards..... though this may appear very funny to her now as she never knew you that way.... she may even try to defy you but am convinced she won't be pleased to loose her marriage.

delishpot:
OP, go see a doctor. A lot of things can cause sore to appear on tge lips and tongue. Esp those that appear and disappear on their own. The timming may not play an important role as coincidences may occur in some health issues.

noted...... thanks

Hello medical inclined nairalanders

I had malaria fever sometime last week and recovered on Saturday and just this Monday I woke up with a sore lib, a very small wound on my lib, though I do see it on my tongue many months ago.... maybe last year and days later it will go on its on..... but however this time it appeared on my lib and gives me deep pain.... I mistakenly applied salt on it, in an attempt to sanitize it against germs as it is an open wound.... to my surprise the wound expanded.

since then till now eating has been so fearful, people told me it will go on it own as its a malaria symptom.... others said its a sign of recovery from malaria..... I dont know what to do any more to hasten its healing...... My neighbour even advised me to apply toothpaste on it....please am I lacking a particular vitamin or is it just a normal malaria symptom.

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