₦airaland Forum

So because of se.x we go waka without food abi?




So if we no fit eat all these common food, abi na elephant intestine we need chop ?

Thank God for our Nairaland

Wow enough blunders, self contradiction and denials today.



The return of the dullard

This kind local politician...

Him no dey fear

Buhari

OP,.
The silly cun(t)s will say your broke...instead of seeing the points.

chibok girl

But Nigerians voted for change and they are in a hurry.There is an urgent need for that change, not the masturbation of “I reduce my salaries” or symbolisms of “I didn’t buy new cars”.What about your allowances? What about security votes that runs into 500 million naira a month? Why don’t you talk about that one rather than a salary of 7 to 12 million?...hmmm this man don expose this slowpoke pretender.

Irony of marriage

Op, which one u belong

And your still here...


Anything dog, go calabar

talentarena:
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Most of us always fear that our Mobile may be
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Each mobile carries a unique
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This is how it works!!
 
1. Dial *#06# from your mobile.
 
2. Your mobile shows a unique 15 digit.
 9
3. Note down this number at a secure place except
in your mobile phone itself as this is the Number
which will help trace your mobile in Case of a
theft.
 
4. Once stolen you just have to E-mail this 15 digit
IMEI No. to cop@vsnl.net with details as below.
Your name:____________________
Address:______________________
Phone model:_________________
Make:_________________________
Last used No.:_________________
E-mail for communication:_____
Missed date:___________________
IMEI No :_______________________
 
5. No need to go to the police.
 
6. Your Mobile will be traced within next 24 hrs
via a complex system of GPRS and internet, You
will find where your hand set is being operated
even if the SIM card has been changed.

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thank you

Sweetlemon:
Do you know anyone that is very humble, peaceful, unassuming, adaptive, fun, yet intelligent irrespective of their religion? Check their state of origin, they're most likely from the middlebelt! Save for a few bad eggs, most have very endearing qualities.
I grew more respect for them during the elections, I thought they were going to vote against Buhari being a Fulani man because of the way fulani herdsmen and people bully them on their lands. But surprisingly, they gave majority votes to APC even though there's also a large Christian population there. It shows they may not be phyical fighters but they can reason strategically.

The North cenntral is the only region that does not have militants, "freedom fighters", or whatever silly, violent, directionless, selfish, groups all other regions have.

They go about their businesses without creating drama and irritaing tantrums at the drop of a hat. Sometimes they're mistaken for "slaves" or docile people but there's a difference between being docile and wise. They're wise enough to know that fighting for their own country or allowing some selfish politicians to use their youths to fight "marginalization" is just NOT the way out.

The rest of us should please borrow a leaf from them. We need it urgently.

your opinion

Thank God I bleeb responsible

Demmocrats:
That was how eBay alibaba and so started now the owners worth billions of dollars.

Bro ask me that question in the next 5 years
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nice one...

Demmocrats:
This man should come and help me paste this link www. in all the city including the government house

www.

why are u selling pants n bràs in every threads

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Like Abacha so is Buhari


The only difference is, Abacha still openly but Buhari still in a discrete manner. While Abacha directly cash and siphon the treasury, Buhari systemically made the money go missing into his pocket (PTF) and later blame on others. And sometimes, he secretly loads over 70 briefcases into aircraft and ship abroad.








And again, he's began stealing SLOWLY

Chanji

Very soon efcc will move against Jonathan's dogs

ogunwalea:
When will Buhari meet his extended family

u mean his half brother, Abubakar shakau

Op, that's a lie. Clinton came with his son Arsenal

@op, you ended up saying nothing.

Who send u sef

Obj
Adam Oshomole
Oby



All looking alike, abi dem relate?

NobleAngell:
Jeeez! Such bitterness.

he sound pained...maybe he's high on kunu

mascot87:
[size=15pt]Over to the wailing wailers. Food is ready [/size]

hahahhaha u dey fear

ilawanson44:
[size=18pt]Dulladihno to Slowadihno to Liardihno to Denialdihno[/size]

even my dog is tired of this dullard...too early for all these double talk

Surulere2:
can someone tell this man to shut up and work?? i mean walk the talking na..

today i will do this, tomoro i will not do that.. haba na! its getting to 4 months and we are still giving him time ..

see my people be it TANOIDS OR APC folks i dont care,we are all interested in progress of this country and that we must achieve.. i mean its more than 3 months and we are still waiting..

a whole country with more than 100million population is being run without ministers or proper planning..the economy is in halt and we are still giving him time.. on what really?? he went to visit obama with apc criminals and spent more than 2.2billion,came back with no tangible thing..


QUOTE ME AND DYEEEEEEEE

holyghoooooost fire!

E still concern u, after all na ur way

Living in denial right from the day he cudn't locate ur certificate




#BabaGoSlow#

Come...is this man really a yoruba man?

Him too strong for my liking e no dey fear even aboki from Duara.

Editor1:
Hahahaha. FAYOSE!! The only fearless Yoloba man I know... I will love to be like you when I grow old.


Baba Fayose knows dat the Daura illiterate has no single gut to probe our hero GEJ.
He's even suffering from dementia, so how does he even think he will remember what happened yesterday.


Don't be surprised if Femi comes out to deny dis tomorrow. Don't say I didn't tell u. Cos when an illiterate rules, the people regret!!

when an illitrate rules, the people regret...e like say i like that part o