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killercute16:
lol,so true. .fam are you in any of the hostels??

Yeah Alvan fam.

yoursidenigga:
The first one na my brother. This dude always comes home when food is about to be served or when there is something to be eaten. We nicknamed him "Ori ihe" which means eater in Igbo.

The second one na my cousin o. Ogechi be her name. This girl works but she gets people pay for her transport to work often... Even when ew both are in the same bus, they will pay for her. Dem dey dash am money anyhow but me? I no see anything

Lol... My mum calls me "Ori Anyu" saying dat all I'm eating does not show in my body as I was very slim then

Funny thing is dat my sis name is Ogechi this seems to be an Ogechi thing o

Aidejay:
Haba na... This is a lie..

Dude.. d guy was fast forwarding like mad..
Believe what u want anyway

As for those people dat watch movies in 10mins, they are plenty in unn o... Infact it's no more weird...
My guy dat watched d whole vampire diaries season 1-8 in 7 hours..

There was one guy in my boarding sch, when he's reading and concentrating, his toes will be shaking up and down.. if you go and distract him, the toes will stop. My and my guys used it to catch fun then. The guy himself doesn't even know.

Also another nigga when I was in boarding sch, dat guy can eat anything when he's hungry. From leaves to unripe Mango to some flowers. We called him "dry b" The guy is very intelligent o, got all A's in waec except in EIM

Then a current wave of weirdness in UNN.. you'll see grown men gathered watching a movie in our hostel... You'll be thinking chai, na one bad action film be dis... Only for u to go and look at the laptop to find out it's Japanese anime.. they be speaking zunn zuun za, tu le chi fumi gwan.... And niggas with beards will be watching.... God 4 bid ooo

Lol, I've seen lot of weird people and me too I'm kinda weird in my own way

First, I have this ability to arrive exactly when food Is ready. When I was young, grew up in d street Sha, I'll be playing ball from morning till evening, but anytime I decide to go home, it's exactly dat time that food is been served.
I'll just join them and eat

The habit continued in boarding school oo, if I'm hungry and I walk into a friend's room, it'll be exactly the time he is soaking garri and I'll join.
Even in the university, I always seem to walk in to my coursemates room when the food is ready...


Then my younger sister
That one anywhere she goes people will just be dashing her money.
When she was young and my mum carries her to school, she'll pay for transport only like twice a week. People in d bus will be like, I'm paying for this little girl.
This habit has followed her till now that she's in jss3 o, they'll give her transport money yet someone will still pay for her. If she goes to buy something, d sellers will most times give her free in sch... The girl is Sha favored.... even me, I find myself dashing her money unnecessaryly... Make she enjoy sha
But me tueeeeeeh, b4 somebody dash me money, I go sweat like mad... It's as if people are allergic to dashing me money o..