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Any news on RATECH posting for Delta State?

Kepooooooo. I knw dis couple. Power couple!!! Love is a good thing

I guess GMAT. I shared this to get better ideas from more experienced nairalanders.

I got this this mail below from DPR
Dear Emeka xxxxx,
As a result of your application for the position of Human Resources Officer-Graduate Trainee, We would like to invite you for an Apptitude Test on Sat 29th Jul, 2017, at 2:00pm at xxxxx, Inebe,Port-harcourt .

Please Login to your account here for further instructions

Best Regards,
Department of Petroleum Resources.

Those that got the mail too, let's share ideas. I also need an advice from experienced folks

All I can say is God bless TonyeBarcanista. U continued to make real and unbias analysis on the state of affairs in the country. More grease to ur elbow

Bros pls don't give a wrong info. Dnt say wt u don't knw. U cnt study Medicine becum a GAS even if u own a livestock farm 4 10years. U cn only becum an Associate Animal Science if u meet sum certain criteria wich includes ur course of study. Always check 4 facts b4 u use ur hands 2 type poo

Wen sum pipo pen dere opinion I weep 4 dem coz dese r supposed intellectuals allowing dere anus do d tinkin rada dan dere brain. In Delta state we hv so many tribes,cultures,languages,religionetc[Ibo(aniocha,oshimili,ika,ndokwa),urhobo,ijaw,itshekiri,isoko]. So does dt mean Delta isn't 1. Mind u dere hv been serious ethnic wars n d past were lives wia lost n even nw, dy stil exist. Bt Delta s 1, so also s d South. Weda Yoruba hate d ibos dy r jst wasting dere time coz We r all southerners including south south. D earlier dy realise it d beta 4 dem. I mean no offense 2 any tribe bt d truth Hs 2 b said. If u knw hw Igbo's luv speaking Yoruba, it fascinates dem. An average Ibo gurl wil rada speak Yoruba dan Ibo, dy feel it Hs more swag and u guys r dere hating dem. Una go old. Wake up 2 d reality on ground n b ur brodas keeper

U r a complete idiot!!! Nigeria s clearly divided into North n South(even a blind man knows dat) n each Hs 3 senatorial district. D core essence of federal character s 2 foster unity. The south r 1[despite d yoruba's always segregating demselfs(harsh truth) bt wt dey dnt knw s d hausa's cnt b ur frnd]. Let's pray 4 life coz we all wil watch n see hw tins unfolds

Each gender Hs it's strength, dts y I said u shud b d judge. It's nt all dat clitters dts Gold.Women hv dere own strength n r stronger dan we acknowledge dem

Who is stronger, a man or a woman? You will be the judge as I roll in some salient scientific facts. -Physically- Verdict is a draw
Physically, men are averagely bigger, taller, heavier, and are more muscular than women. A man’s bones are stronger and denser and his body is structurally better built to take more physical abuse and trauma than a woman.Health wise, the more fragile-boned and softer bodied women turn the tables and come out better off than men. It sounds surprising, but the facts are there. Women, even with the comparative disadvantage of their reproductive life cycle, tend to live longer and healthier lives than men.Men and women are living longer, but decade after decade; women continue to live longer than men.At age 65, for every 100 American women, there are only 77 men. At age 85, the disparity is even greater, with women outnumbering men by 2.6 to 1. Not only do men die at a faster rate than women, men die younger.
-Genetic Make up- Verdict: Women wins
-Reproductive anatomy-Verdict:Draw
-Metabolic Disorder-Verdict:Women win
-Work stress-Verdict:Women wins
Work stress can increase the risk of hypertension, heart attack, and stroke.we both knw in 9ja na men work pass
Social,spiritual networks-Verdict:Women win
Women tend to have much larger and more reliable social networks than men.in 9ja only women bi Witch, Mami water, Spirit wife, Ogbanje,marine spirit,serpentine spirit(am jst kiddin[size=8pt][/size] . Na dem stil full churches 4 deliverance
Pls I jst shortened ds article nt 2 mak it long(4 d lazy peepz). So Abeg who strong pass? So let d battle begin...
For more info visit http://www.vanguardngr.com/2015/01/im-stronger-man/

Guys mak una dey careful. A lady fit dey stare @ u n wen u look back she'l den laff. E fit no bi green light. Mayb u get big head, big teeth (Eze Agaba) n co, so she finds u funny. Wen u approach na epic insult u go receive

This Thread was written with a view of making Nairaland forum more lively for everyone and i hope Nairalanders don't find my thread insulting but the truth has to be said. This is directed to the ladies "Why do you find it hard to comment on feminine questions so that we the guy's can learn or we both catch some fun but your hands are quick to type an insult. You ladies start forming shyness and make threads that ought to be lively dull. Is there Anytin we need to know that's affecting you ladies?"
For the Boys "Pls stop answering feminine questions. Your not a lady and will never be one stop this notice me syndrome. Before 1 lady comments, 20 boys don comment already.
One love Nairalanders!!!
Cc Lalalisticlala
Ishilove n co

But ds ur method no good na. D guy will neva knw ur admiring him. I hv hd such experience b4, d gurl jst started being rude coz I wsnt making a move meanwhile she Hs always being unfriendly(her roomate casted her)

I hv no idea. I dnt even intend doing Anytin medical apart 4rm wt I filled online except it becomes Mandatory. I heard w'l do an x-ray of weda 2k or so(wt I heard n skul). Dat wan don chase me away sef

Bros or Ma (I jst forgot ur gender) . All Msc students r mostly posted 2 Abdusalam Abubakar(new pg hostel) weda male or female. So it won't affect u, d Hall is Mixed, A,B,C,D. 2 for male n female each

Hostel accommodation is 70k for 1person, 35 for 2 and 25k for 3 in a room

I havnt but shud do mine on Monday by God's grace.

U take d accomodatn request form 2 d Hall u wr allocated 2,n dey'l verify if dere is space 4 u in d option u prefer(1,2 or 3 a room), den dy'l giv u a go ahead 2 pay n d bank after u hv filled d form online n generated d invoice

Bros after requesting for accommodation online as u earlier advised. What next.

Dnt register ur courses now n don't lock up ur application. No rush!!! Take tins slowly, when lectures resumes u'l know d courses 2 register

Now am a little bit confused, can u apply 4 hostel accommodation without 1st doing ur registration. Am done wt ma clearance since mid march n I intend staying in d sch hostel. Bt I havnt received any mail 4 registration. N each time I click on registratn, it says d session hsnt commenced. Pls sum1 shud help me wt an info. Tnks

Wole Soyinka is an Idiiiot. Simple!!! He neva sees Anytin gud in ds country. Abeg mak e do dieee ( wot is he waiting for)

Bros I dey laff u coz am a PROUD DELTAN. D Finger of God (Delta State) go raise @least 800,000 votes for GEJ. Jst accept defeat of ur Principal. We need peace in Nigeria. Say No 2 Post Election Violence. No Politician s worthh any bloodshed

Abeg mak una no laff me to[color=#000099][/color]o much. I want 2 send a nairalander a PM bt I dnt knw hw to, so Pls sum 1 kind shud jst put me tru.

Bros u too much. Tnks

Tnks bros. I guess u can pay d fee from any place, it mustn't b ibadan shey

Pls I jst want to be sure. After receiving a recommendation mail, am I to wait for congratulatory mail before I pay my acceptance fee. Pls I need u guys 2 help me wt d steps. Tanks