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Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 10:58pm On Aug 14, 2014
Wow!.. I never knew it would bubble like this.
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 10:49pm On Aug 14, 2014
KanayoIkeh: I was the one who used it on someone. Doesn't matter though, I used it on my sibling. DNA jokes! I basically called myself dumb
Yea.. True.. If he's ur brother den its still in d same family, so d generation is d same.. Ur children will be smart
RomanceRe: 20 Ways To Make A Girl Smile by Nessa12(f): 2:09pm On Aug 14, 2014
Davidairmarshal: 1. Tell her she's BEAUTIFUL. Not hot or Sexy.
2. Hold her hand, just because you love her.
3. Leave her voice messages to wake up to.
4. Wrestle with her, and let her win.
5. Hug her from behind.
6. Don't hang out with your ex when she's not
around. It kills her inside.
7. If you talk to another girl, walkover to her
after
you're done and kiss her.
8. Write her notes ...or call her just to say I
love
you.
9. Introduce her to your friends, as your
girlfriend.
10. Play with her hair.
11. Pick her up, even when she says no.
12. Get upset if she gets unwanted contact
from
someone else.
13. Make her laugh,just because you love to
see her smile.
14. Let her fall asleep in your arms.
15. If she's mad at you, kiss her,don't fight
back.
16. If you care about her, tell her,or else she
won't come back.
17. Every girl should receive three presents
from her guy: a teddy bear(she'll hug it when
she goes
to sleep),jewelry (she'll treasure it forever),
and
one of your shirts (she'll wear it to bed).
18.Treat her the same with your friends as
when
you are alone.
19. Look her in the eyes and give her your best
smile.
20. Hang out with her on the weekends,becaus
e
she's important to you...
Hey! We're in nigeria. So do this nigeria style.. Or u want to tell me that's how it is 4 u too. Aiiish!
RomanceRe: What Do U Wish To Do With Your Partner That Has Not Being Possible.. by Nessa12(op): 2:03pm On Aug 14, 2014
Tallesty1: 'em no dey even gree work with me hand-in-hand 4 road.
Sorry to say, but u're dating the wrong girl
RomanceRe: What Do U Wish To Do With Your Partner That Has Not Being Possible.. by Nessa12(op): 2:01pm On Aug 14, 2014
Tallesty1: 'em no dey even gree work with me hand-in-hand 4 road.
Sorry to say but u're dating the wrong girl
RomanceWhat Do U Wish To Do With Your Partner That Has Not Being Possible.. by Nessa12(op): 1:47pm On Aug 14, 2014
Mine is walking on the beach.. Hand in hand
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 1:36pm On Aug 14, 2014
harffie: If at 25 you Father is still giving you offering, then Rick Ross is sitting on your destiny!
. Serously? has Rick Ross offended you in any way?
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 1:28pm On Aug 14, 2014
KanayoIkeh: They said intelligence skips a generation. Don't worry, your children will be smart
Ouch, sorry. Dat means in ur time derez none. Dnt worry ur children will be smart
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 1:25pm On Aug 14, 2014
Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness
I really love that insult. I cant stop laughing.. Lol
RomanceRe: If He/she Told You To Move On Without Them, What Would You Do? by Nessa12(op): 6:59pm On Aug 13, 2014
Dygeasy: Firstly, too much movies ain't good for you.

Secondly you must have tried to dig some gold for you to reach the conclusion in your fourth point so yeah you're a gold digger.

I was gonna take you serious but my mind changed.
Whatever u say. But mind you.. Im nt interested in d Gold, but, im interested in the package which d gold came with.. So even if u have d gold, i have got no interest in you.. Sorry
RomanceRe: If He/she Told You To Move On Without Them, What Would You Do? by Nessa12(op): 12:37pm On Aug 12, 2014
MrCork: ...so u r homeless and u want to movin with Edward??....sweeery no oofeinse but why are u people always gold digger?..so all u want is his moiney?...i bet u r Nigeroan (no oofeinse). angry
First, edward is a fictional character. Second, im too young to fall for him, he's old already. Third, im a nigerian not a gold digger. Fourth, there isnt any gold in nigeria to digg.. All nigerian guys are broke.
Nd ure not exception datz if urz is nt worst. (No Offense)
RomanceIf He/she Told You To Move On Without Them, What Would You Do? by Nessa12(op): 8:40pm On Aug 11, 2014
Most times, people who are asked to move on without the others find it really hard.. Like Twilight. She couldnt move on without Edward.
Would it be the same for you?
Jokes EtcRe: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 12:20am On Aug 11, 2014
constance500: From your boyfriend shocked
No. Frm You
RomanceDo You Think Its Wrong For A Girl To Confess To A Guy? by Nessa12(op): 12:17am On Aug 11, 2014
Girls have crushes.. But they see it very hard to say the word "I Like You" to them.. I dont think its wrong.. But alot of people feel burdened by it
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Guys? by Nessa12(op): 12:11am On Aug 11, 2014
JeffreyJamez: You must be hanging out with the wrong crew then...
Am not hanging with no one. Just that i see that alot.. Its common
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Guys? by Nessa12(op): 12:09am On Aug 11, 2014
MrCork: ..which opinion??....r .u light skin? angry
No. Am dark skinned
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Guys? by Nessa12(op): 12:07am On Aug 11, 2014
Tallesty1: Abeg make we hear word jaree. Guys did this guy did that. If we park-well and bone all of unah now unah go begin run from one church to the other. Tell me why you would post this thing if you aren't looking for a guy's attention??
I am not. I needed a sincere opinion, and u seem to be the wrong person to go to.. Anyways, i hope u're not the kind of guys am talking about
Music/RadioWhat's The Recent Song Ringing In Your Head? by Nessa12(op): 12:04am On Aug 11, 2014
[color=#990000][/color] Mine is..
Nobody by Wonder Girls
RomanceRe: What Should Be Done To Guys? by Nessa12(op): 11:57pm On Aug 10, 2014
JeffreyJamez: And what of the single girls who always want guys they can't have?
i dnt see much of that. Guys make theirs too obvious, itz rather annoying
TV/MoviesRe: "Ebola" Nollywood Movie Is Out by Nessa12(f): 11:48pm On Aug 10, 2014
Seriously? Nigerian.. Pls! Dnt make us look stupid. Is dere no other movie title?
RomanceWhat Should Be Done To Guys? by Nessa12(op): 11:43pm On Aug 10, 2014
Alot of guys have girlfriends they date, but they still want to take others' or still toast the singles..
What should be done about that?
Open for OPINIONS?
FashionRe: Ten Funny But True Facts About Women. by Nessa12(f): 5:37pm On Aug 05, 2014
dulaman: On a lighter note : in light of the recent scare of ebola in Lagos I'm therefore using God Almighty who created heaven and earth to beg everyone wey im name get 'ebola' inside e.g. Adebola, Okebola, Orebola, Oyebola, Ojebola, Otebola, Debola etc not to attempt to shake or hug me till further notice. Na GOD I take beg o!.....
wat if im leebola
Jokes EtcMost Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(op): 1:26pm On Aug 03, 2014
Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon
CelebritiesWhich Movie Do You Think Leeminho Would Win Best Couple For? by Nessa12(op): 10:00pm On Jul 29, 2014
1. Boys Before Flower(2009)
2. Personal Taste(2010)
3. City Hunter(2011)
4. The Heirs(2013)

CelebritiesRe: Countdown Of The 26 Hottest Korean Guys 2014 by Nessa12(op): 8:39pm On Jul 28, 2014
@Jonny. If u need the pix. Google them
CelebritiesCountdown Of The 26 Hottest Korean Guys 2014 by Nessa12(op): 8:19pm On Jul 28, 2014
1. Lee min ho
2. Kim soo hyun
3. Jang keun suk
4. Lee seung gi
5. Lee jong suk
6. Lee taemin
7. Kim bum
8. Luhan
9. Park ji bin
10. Yoo gin gu
11. Lee hongki
12. Seo In Guk
13. Choi Minho
14. Choi jinhyuk
15. Kim hyun joong
16. Kim hyun jun
17. Kim ki bum
18. Lee myungsoo
19. Jung yonghwa
20. Park seo joon
21. Kang minhyuk
22. Lee jonghyun
23. Sehun
24. Ahn jae hyun
25. Jung II woo
26. Yoo seung ho
Those are the one's i know are hot, if u have another opinion add it..
Music/RadioNigerian Artist Choice Of Music by Nessa12(op): 5:57pm On Jul 28, 2014
I haven't heard nigerian singers sing much of inspirational songs.. Why? They always sing one type of music
Music/RadioRe: What Music Are You Listening To Right Now? by Nessa12(f): 5:51pm On Jul 28, 2014
All of me- John legend
CelebritiesKorean Stars. by Nessa12(op): 5:45pm On Jul 28, 2014
Guys. I'm a Korean movie fan.
I'm just wondering. Is there anyone who's interested in korean movies? I see alot of korean movies these days but not alot of people seem interested
Music/RadioInspirational Songz Of The World. by Nessa12(op): 5:35pm On Jul 28, 2014
1. Bon Jovi- Its my life
2. Louis Armstrong- What a wonderful world
3. Paft Punk- Harder, better, stronger, faster
4. R.kelly- Spirit
5. Celine Dion- A new day has come
6. Elton John- Circle of life
7. Demi Lovato- Skycrapper
8. Enigma- Return to innocence
9. Kartina- Walking on sunshine
10. Selena Gomez- Who says
11. K'naan- waving flag
12. The beatles- All i need is love
13. Celine Dion- That's the way it is
14. Demi Lovato- Angels Among us
15. Bob Marley & The Wailers- One love
16. Israel "IZ"- Somewhere over the rainbow
17. Michael Jackson- Heal the world
18. U2- Its a beautiful day
19. Queen- We're the champions
20. Michael Jackson- We're the world
21. Justin Bieber ft. Jaden Smith- Never say never
22. Journey- Dont stop Believing
23. Justin Bieber- Believe
24. Katy Perry- Roar
25. Miley Cyrus- Ordinary Girl

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