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Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 1:26pm On Aug 03, 2014
Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by constance500: 1:57pm On Aug 03, 2014
Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon

From your boyfriend shocked

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by horlarkoonlay(m): 3:22pm On Aug 03, 2014
Nessa12: Mine is.
Big Stupid Retarded Bufoon
are u dat big?

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by mstik(f): 4:20am On Aug 04, 2014
were you conceived on the highway? That's where most accidents happen tongue

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by niverah(f): 10:48pm On Aug 04, 2014
Looking like an ant that did abortion... Lols....from my bro to me sad

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by muderkid(m): 9:00am On Aug 07, 2014
from a friend...Ur foolishness is imported cry

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 10:15am On Aug 07, 2014
I told a friend....I don't give a muthaf#ck,you could get your MotherF#cked
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Agybabe(f): 11:18am On Aug 07, 2014
Even fools marvel at your foolishness

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Toyolad(m): 12:24pm On Aug 07, 2014
Beautiful mugun.
Handsome didirin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dharhe(m): 2:37pm On Aug 07, 2014
Intelligent mumu grin

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by oluyemisee(f): 8:41pm On Aug 07, 2014
Boncon

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ozoebuka1(m): 8:45pm On Aug 07, 2014
Agybabe: Even fools marvel at your foolishness
hehehe... this is so on point

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Dayjhihannon01(m): 8:53pm On Aug 07, 2014
Abi dindinrin f'edi si e ni Did a fool open yansh for you.... My dad... Xpecially while we make noise during τђε̣ news as a child!! Bυт its that time anoda noise will be generated from our laughter ... Kent bυт wonder dat what if actually a fool open yansh for me, will I be affected mentally?..

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by killlie(m): 12:25am On Aug 08, 2014
A lecturer said dis 2 me in class:"see d way he's looking like a baby elephant."

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by smart4luv: 7:32pm On Aug 08, 2014
Sending U on an errand is like giving a blanket to a child to wash.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nessa12(f): 12:20am On Aug 11, 2014
constance500:

From your boyfriend shocked
No. Frm You

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by SisiNini(f): 10:30pm On Aug 12, 2014
That guy lacks common sense!
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by hernars(m): 11:09pm On Aug 12, 2014
While growing up, I had issues with correction. I hate being corrected but d most annoying statement is (Yoruba) " ara o bale Olori arun "........I prefer being spanked to dat statement

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by defendedvictim(m): 10:24pm On Aug 13, 2014
..u don dey resemble ur dog o

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by teekrackz(m): 11:28pm On Aug 13, 2014
Common sense is not common in u!

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:23am On Aug 14, 2014
"You are a small boy, I changed your diapers when you were little" (she's a year older o)

"Fish brain" cry

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by oluseyiforjesus(m): 1:23am On Aug 14, 2014
I c insult as a way to improve myslf,insult doesn't move me!!!!

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by ElekeNtioba: 1:25am On Aug 14, 2014
"Ur mama didnt raise u right!"

"Ur head is missing a few nuts!"

"Aradite"

"Mmiri Nshi"

None to me tho cheesy

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by AbuMikey(m): 1:26am On Aug 14, 2014
I sometimes call people "Foolish Fool" or "Idiotic _Idiot"
Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:28am On Aug 14, 2014
A lecturer then in school- you are a Bongotea,whatever that means.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by jreyez(m): 1:32am On Aug 14, 2014
My gf said to me...... You're a total distraction in my life, i wanna have sxxxx every time I'm with you

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Jhosh(m): 1:35am On Aug 14, 2014
America dustbin


Ba3tard son of a thousand fathers.

lol..

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by parrotibaba(m): 1:36am On Aug 14, 2014
niverah: Looking like an ant that did abortion... Lols....from my bro to me sad
shocked what the....? why would he say dat?

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:36am On Aug 14, 2014
You must have been dropped on the head as a baby......One of beyonce's songs.

Some wires aren't connecting in your brain ......Its been along time ...can't remember where.

Jesus died and he's coming back, but it isn't to date you; Get yourself a man....watched on TV last night.

Your Iife needs complete teardown and rebuilding***I made that up myself.

All work and no play, makes you a dried up granny....Watched that on tv.

End result of a broken condom ....from nairaland forum.

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Slasha1(f): 1:36am On Aug 14, 2014
I was complaining about my little cousin who is a talkative and she was like "Ehn,God gave me the mouth to talk". And my kid bro replied "But you don't have the brain to co-ordinate it" cheesy.
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Another one is "Your mouth isn't connected to your brain".sad

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Re: Most Hilarious Insult U Have Ever Heard by Nobody: 1:37am On Aug 14, 2014
smackimorn:
"You are a small boy, I changed your diapers when you were little" (she's a year older o)

"Fish brain" cry

Fish brain is one of my favorites

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