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Guys, next time you are going down with a lady, please make sure it's on record. I mean video record!

Make sure you give her a copy.

Rape is a terrible something! Why I don't even have sex with girls!

That's a joke some guys make on NL!

Nigeria is one of the least indebted nations!

That's not the problem! The gdp is!

Bibidear:
which church do u attend

No church!

Ain't religious

Bibidear:
are u an atheist

Atheist? Nah, not even an agnostic! But not religious tho'

TemmyWon:
I'm a good girl o lol

Yeah, the term "good" is very relative tho', just like the term "bad" Good or bad is determined by intent! Definitely why the society always get it wrong

You sure haven't been to a club before

TemmyWon:
Yes o, I'm a pleaser. Besides dad needs grandkids. .
Needs like body warmth and a good roll

Yeah, a typical Nigerian girl!

You sure don't need to be married to have any of those. You could have had them long ago

TemmyWon:
If you keep up this virtual frowning you might actually develop live wrinkles.
Marriage? I used to wonder why I should get married but it's seen by society as the height of success so, I'm trumped. As well, there are needs to be met.

You sure meant virtual wrinkles!

Yeah, you are one hell of a conformist! I change the society! It can't change me!
Needs to be met? Needs like?

Bibidear:
lol,i am scared of animals,insects.......good morning.....hope u going to church

You sure don't know your cadre on the predation chain

Nah, I stay home and have fun!

TemmyWon:
I've seen the full metal movie but haven't read The Art of War

You were talking about marriage the other time.

What's the big deal about marriage to you apart from what the society says?

TemmyWon:
I read The Alchemist of recent, still on the high. I want to explore more on Paulo Coelho.
Basically history, literally and psychology. Or you can say sociology
Sorry, my network was acting up

The Alchemist, Full Metal! Yeah, I have that animation

You sure have read The Art of War

TemmyWon:
Lol. Not quite. I discussed it with a friend once and convinced her that they're quite different.
Smart: street wisdom
Brilliant: book wisdom
Intelligent: wisdom to apply all of the above and utilize at will for any purpose. Whadya think?
I'm of the arts. Too scared for business risks. I prefer to let others trade my money

Nah, your letting them trade your money is as much risk as trading it yourself! That would keep the beast in you in check tho'

So what's the latest of arts you've caught wind of?

TemmyWon:
Lol. Not quite. I discussed it with a friend once and convinced her that they're quite different.
Smart: street wisdom
Brilliant: book wisdom
Intelligent: wisdom to apply all of the above and utilize at will for any purpose. Whadya think?

Yeah, there are many differences tho'.

The difference in spellings is as much a difference as the difference in meanings. You would have failed me were you to be a lecturer?

TemmyWon:
Not a scientist but it's the embodiment of inherited physical and psycho/medical features parents transfer to the kids? Inherited traits
If your parents are smart, you're born intelligent.
Can you tell the difference between these adjectives : smart, brilliant, intelligent

The difference is quite obvious!

They have different spellings! That's the difference

TemmyWon:
Not a scientist but it's the embodiment of inherited physical and psycho/medical features parents transfer to the kids? Inherited traits

Yeah, you sure don't sound like one!

More like a business girl

TemmyWon:
Hands down. You're right

Nah, don't hands down yet, though I'm right

What do you understand by genetics?

TemmyWon:
What dyu mean by rebooted anyway?
According to the biology of genetics, she was born that way, no need for reboot

Yeah, you sure did run a DNA test on her over the texts!

What do you really understand by the term "reboot"?

TemmyWon:
Considering how you're about to make Bibidear sleep late tonight, I'd say you're a magnet yourself

Yeah, that's because she's a rebooted Nigerian girl! A typical Nigerian girl can't last 31 minutes before she begs to pull out

Bibidear:
lol,no

Yeah, you make a good liar too! Liars rock!

You sure have hunted down and killed a cockroach before!

TemmyWon:
Well, let's see the face first. Guy's actually cute.
Ps: 'I have a Christian name' I call that Christianity by association. Lol

Yeah, that ain't bad!

At least there is Christian Association of Nigeria

Bibidear:
yea,i have

You sure make a good killing mate mehn!

You've gone hunting before?

TemmyWon:
Well, let's see the face first. Guy's actually cute.

Yeah, he's so cute he electrocuted a white lady turning her into his sugar mama, and made Annie one of his numerous baby mamas

Bibidear:
lol,i love john cena and the rock.....they are my favourite

Yeah, you sure do sound like my real guy!

You've ever hit a club in your life?

Bibidear:
yea,with amy schumer.....its nice chatting with u......i wanna sleep....gotta go to church......are u a christian

Yeah, you saw those crazy stuffs they did! It was just raw! I wish we had Nigerian girls like Amy

I sure have a Christian name

TemmyWon:
Your face

Yeah, you sure won't like the face except you love 2face

Bibidear:
lol,i just heard d song today......lol,i dont naija ooooo but i love some naija musicians......my favourite is eminem,i love rap music......do u watch wrestling

Oh my qwatch!

Eminem is my real guy mehn! He's actually my favorite, though I don't have favorites! I love his angry tone!

Slim shaddy! I love rap like crazy mehn! Fast rap!

I LOVE wrestling! Smack down! John Cena is my real guy. I love the role he played on Train Wreck

TemmyWon:
Lol. You're wrong, you eat candies and ice creams not lick 'em. Reminds me of when Nk argued with me about tap water
I said 'the tap is running '
She said 'rushing'is the correct word.
Whatdya think?

Yeah, you win!

Another Nigeria lady is rebooted!

You could as well just change status on whatsapp to "dumb"... That would be better that being dumb

Bibidear:
lol,i have no issue with it.....who is ur favourite musician

Oh yeah, until you see a 2 ladies climbing mountain orgasm vigorously with all their tools That's a good sight to me tho

I sure don't have favorites. Davido, Runtown, Patoranking, Drake, Nasty C (yeah that dude is hot).

You've listened to his latest collaboration with Runtown, "Said"? You sure don't do those kinda musics

Bibidear:
i have no issue with anybody offline,i mingle with everyone

Yeah, that makes the blood warm all day long

You couldn't be homophobic, could you?

TemmyWon:
Tch how's that even dumb. I know you love your girls punctuating each phrase with 'like'or 'am'

You don't chew candies... You lick them. Don't bite your tongue harder next year.

They can punctuate even their noses and eyeballs, so long as they can flow from convo to convo faster than Congolese move around Congo

Bibidear:
i think tribalism is same as racism.......people who do it have a low self esteem.....its bad seeing people insult one another online

Quite worse than racism! Especially when it has to do with tribes within the same country, like Nigeria.

It's mostly online I see these tribalists. Most are passed on blindly from generation to generation just like family traditions and religion.

Yeah, with those hairs on your face praying up a storm for revival