DaBullIT:
[size=18pt]According to the drawing , its easy. Don't forget that your would be attacker isn't sleep walking

Best thing.

Run as fast as you can. Scream as loud as you can

Have a relative on your speed dial long pressing that number e.g 1 will call your relative automatically

Don't use loong passwords for your phone because of the things ladies do , they need privacy and looooooong phone passwords

Keep your mobile phone in your hand , not in your bag. Its a handset not bagset

Finally and most importantly. Always pray not to shi rin or kan agbako [/size]

God bless this sensible man!

LadyX:
By the way how does one post a topic? Can't see the option for that. Am still a learner

Am i permitted to laugh!
, i just couldn't control it..

Go to the section you wish to post your thread, you will ''create new topic'' on top of the section/page!

LadyX:
Morning

I said do the needful! You didn't even say which is

Gej really!! I never knew this man could be this cunning and mischievious!!

How many days to election, this wasn't done before, it is now that they deem it fit!!

But i thought efcc was broke, then where did they see money to pay uk police or are they working for free!!

Jonathan and his aides will continue to fool nigerians till feb 14 sha!!

First, it was 10naira reduction in fuel price, now this..
This is just laughable to say the least.. So what they are truly telling us is that efcc is incapable, then let d fg dismiss them.. This country is funny..

God help us sha!

LadyX:
Why do you think you deserve an exception?

goodmorning.
I don't deserve an exception, the statement was just kinda funny to me!

Well,if u think I deserve an exception,do d needful!

ichidodo:
Fayose was never speaking for Oga Jonah......the ol' boy was on his own even though he bluntly and honestly spoke the minds of Millions of Nigerians.....

guy, you are very irritating..
You speak without using ya brain sometimes!

That is why apc will be better than you guys anyday anytime!

Anytime the apc party makes a silly comment like that of fashola on age, we all gather to condemn him but that is never the case with you PDP! You see right in everything your party members say even if the statement is insensible!! Are you guys paid to destroy your country
You better come and experience the effects of change before it is too late!

Sai buhari/osinbajo 2015!!

LadyX:
Partly both
But mostly i'm not planning to meet anyone on nairaland.

I think you will wanna make an exception for me!! or don't I deserve that?

Ipledge:
but if I haven't

Then you are on a long thing mr. man!!!

LadyX:
Thanks

I just read something on your profile!
does it mean you don't plan on meeting anyone on nairaland or you just wrote that for fun?

Ipledge:
please I use God beg u,no take my wife I know am helpless

I won't if you have really done your duty as a man!!

LadyX:
What doess 'real confirm gal mean'?

It means you are a girl with beauty and brain

twerkjack:
ILL USE DAT DEFENSE TECHNIQUE ON U OOOO. BETTER BACK OFF

I surrender but can you do something for me

I will do even more than that for her!!

She is carrying my sweet baby girl for crying out loud!!!

my F.wife, i will forever cherish and make you happy!!

God, i put my future in your hands!!

LadyX:
Very good question.
I always try to stay out of trouble because I know I can't beat a grown up ma. Unless he's bed ridden.

I don't like violence.

That is it my dear!!

now, a real confirm gal!!

Ipledge:
come back and quote,hope no be say u don dey eye her

I won't lie to u, i like her but if she says she is truly yours, i will surrender!!

twerkjack:
NOW DAT I GOT UR ATTENTION......
BYE

My dear come back here!!
Am very sure you are the type of girl that gets a man KONJIFIED, then later tell him, you no longer interested!!

if you don't tell me now, i will....

Ipledge:
i laugh in yoruba,ask her she will tell am her husband

I will do that, I hope she really say yes cause if she says otherwise, then it will be a big shame foe you!!

twerkjack:
OH U'L BE SURPRISED AT WHAT OTHER THINGS THOSE HANDS CAN DO TOO

Other things like?
I would really like to know those other things!!

Ipledge:
my wife so gentle like dove,yoruba call her oniwa tutu bi Adaba

Mr. Man, you are still a toaster and yorubas call it "Oun to ise obinrin na"!!

twerkjack:
I CAN DO IT, BUH FAT GIRLS SHOULDNT TRY IT UNLESS THEY CAN MIRACULOUSLY FAST

You mean with the hands i saw for dat d.p!! I don't think so dear!!

LadyX:
Nice moves. However he will not just stand there waiting for you to fight him off.

Give more moves or tactics on how to counter his reaction.

I was taught 3 things by my brother to counter any attacker, man or woman.
1. A punch between the eyes
2. A punch below the chin (on the throat)
3. Do not let your attacker hold you because they could overpower you

First thing you ask yourself is that, how powerful is your punch

major466:

Disclaimer: This is advisable only in life threatening situation. Don't practice this on your husband.

This is really funny!!
Abeg married women in d house, don't use your husband to practise this at home!!

And girls don't try this on your toasters oo!!

Elantraceey!! Don't try this on ipledge ooo..

Live life and love life!!

gogochocolate:
APC, you guys are bunch of jokers without any principle or scruples. When Jonathan visits IBB, it is ascribed to as seeking endorsement from the most corrupt man in Nigeria . When Buhari visits the same IBB it is seen as change. Frankly speaking, APC and PDP are birds of the same feathers. The reason why i have sympathy for PDP hierarchy is that they don't claim or pretend to be saints while APC hierarchy which claims there are saints are worse than the devil. APC will not fight corruption mark my words !! Corruption would quadruple under Buhari !!! They will be only a few television trials here and there but nothing serious would come out of it. I want Buhari to win so that everybody eyes will clear!!!! APC is centered around Tinubu and Buhari. Tinubu has shown he is one of the most selfish politician in the country by placing only his family members every where. Imagine what he would do when he has access to the national treasury. God forbid.

Let us see first!! Is tinubu your president or buhari!! You better come and let the breeze of change touch you!!

Change everywhere!!

Sai Buhari/Osinbajo

bushdoc9919:
Whatever happens, there should be no campaign based on religion in this election.

We must talk about the issues...which is the falling oil price(and whether...as a result...severe austerity measures are warranted), rampant corruption, poor power supply, the current security crisis, the current crisis in our education system, our refineries, and tribalism and religous bigotry.

We should as Nigerians reject any Islamist or Christianist lies/campaign...because there are far more serious problems than the religion of the occupant of the Villa...whoever wins.

I get what you saying bro!!
But what is christianist again

This is a total rubbish jhor!!,who go believe this nonsense..

This story is laughable sha..

Correct lady!!
And she is very beautiful!!

Up naija jhare!!

Na Apc dey top so up Apc!!

Sai buhari 2015!!

It has bin posted before Na!! Nairaland mods sef!! Check before bringing topics to Fp jhare!!

Let's keep nairaland great haba!!

Abeg let us move on and focus on wat is more important!!

May his soul rest in perfect peace!! God bless us all..

Death will not near our house IJN!!

prettyjennifer:
When all his relatives start dropping dead, he'll be wondering what caused it

Common, that is too much!! He was just a big fan that didn't wanna accept his mentor was dead!!

Abeg, give d guy some rest!! He has confirmed d guy death, he came out and said so! So y d curse ma..

Someppl sha!!

D guy is dead sha!! Rip..

igbsam:
Ibinabo would rather choose to run after president jonathan and not focus on the sole aim of the office she is occupying as the AGN president in checking up on the welfare of the actors/actress of Nollywood Industry.

Smh that they all claim not to know about his health. Now they are all coming out to pay one yeye tribute. How private can he be thatthe not even one Nollywood star would come to know of his health. Bunch of Hypocrites.

As in, I so much dislike that lady called ibinabo, that woman is just too clueless to be a leader!! She is now crying foul..
An industry of more than 100,000 people, not one knew of his sickness!! Liars of the highest order!! That woman should be removed from that position, she is just not right to be there!!

Nigeria sef dey vex person!! How can you use a woman that is very irresponsible to be the president of a big industry like that!! It is just annoying!! C the movies they bring out day in day out!! Just rubbish! Nigeria need great minds in power not some silly and senseless people who are there now!!

God bless Nigeria!!