lovat:
Pain ke



When i dey snap one almajiri

E still dey inside him body.

Is that your father?

He looks cute.

But can't see the face of his wife (ur mum), she must be pretty as well, no doubt.

lovat:
or they end up like this

E still dey pain am

lovat:
The first female northerner to be an aeronautic Engineer and you are proud. By the time you have ten then those igbo ones would have been in millions.


I hope you found out that its only northern elites that their wards are getting to the top while the low class end up like this

This thing pain am reach bone.

E really pain am

lovat:
The first a

alajj1:
mallam go marry her

Yes, you are right, certainly she can't be married to either a pig or an idiot.

God bless her.

Some are rather deported to Nigeria or transferred to foreign prison as they are caught in their quest to becoming billionaires in 24 hrs.

Congratulations.

Okay

Too bad.

ASUU's problem dates from time immemorial.

Anyway, Adamu Adamu has been relaxing all these while, here is a challenge, pls face it.

Too bad.

Na like dis e dey start.

Evans must have started by kidnapping people's fowls in his neighbourhood.

I heard Alison Madueke started her own by stealing periwinkles from the pots.

Person, not party

No need calling the fraudster and his gangs, let them silently walk into the hangman's noose.

According to Vanguard, the deceased was treated of malaria parasite and he was recovering fast before the unimaginable happened. The family said they have no backup reason to why he took such action, knowing well he is not suffering from mental illness.

Obviously, he wasn't recovering, contrary to their observation.

Malaria is one of the most deadly diseases in the world, let's join hands and roll back malaria.

Good he didn't complicate matters by sending his family away.

Fake drugs.

That is what happens in a country infested by pigs and Idiots.

Ps and Is will soon start grunting.

Groovenaija360:


Na for my mouth you won hear am

Na true na.

You can promote your business without necessarily condemning others. It is even against the rule in advertisement, legal action can be taken against that.

Elizabeth Chukwu, Destiny Wosu, Kingsley Chukwu, Uchendu Elindam, Godknows Wokem, Obinna Chukwu and Henry Elebiga.

Chukwu just full everywhere for the list, abeg which tribe dey bear dat name?

Evablizin:
lols,i thought you will deny being one.

Same here.

If this allegation is true, certainly the culprits will not go unpublished, I trust the Nigerian Army on this.

Experts in doom

Thunder fire una papa.

Evablizin:
male karashika spotted

One of them


They are many in this obodo.

Fake drugs.

That is what happens in a country infested by pigs and Idiots.

Ps and Is will soon start grunting.

Go and say that to the pigs and Idiots.

When I spoke up about oil subsidy; do you think I was not tempted? Under Obasanjo, oil subsidy was N300 billion, under Yar'Adua oil subsidy was N300 billion. Under Jonathan's first six month in office, oil subsidy rose from N300 billion to N1.7 trillion! You think they did not invite me, that nobody spoke to me? You think nothing happened behind? I will write my book. Nobody accused me of corruption all that time. Then, suddenly one young man comes up and says, 'Oh! He is corrupt! Two years after leaving office, they have not prosecuted Amaechi; I have no immunity.


PT: Are you sure you were not prosecuted because you were a governor at the time? That's considering your question that the Goodluck Jonathan administration never prosecuted you.

But why did they not even accuse me? I was not prosecuting him, I was accusing him. They know; Goodluck Jonathan knows that I don't like money, if they want to be honest.

Long live the Hon minister.

Very good one from the real kanu, not the demented London streets hustler.

Witchcraft, a figment of imagination existing only in the minds of demented illiterates & fools.

“The fact remains that under Jonathan, Nigeria experienced unprecedented growth. I leave it to Nigerians to determine what they are experiencing today,” it concluded.

This really got me cracking.

Unprecedented growth?

Perhaps he meant growth in stealing.