₦airaland Forum

Element G:
Blood Of Christ, u need serious attention, u are actually cracking and crunching with your ,  dis early morning? She dey try no be small

@El Guapo, u just dey talk dey close mouth, open am now, i dont even need to see ya teeths, d suffocating odour alone is enough to tell its level of decay (oh am proud of these teeths)

El Guapo:
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@ID, Hun u never commot your Headtie tie am for waist! Break that jacky 2''inches rod mehn!

@Element, Papi dont mind jacky mehn, his the latest crazy stunt in town! How Urekpe? Heard u're now a father of 202!

- LAFF>>> El sticks his head in
the barber shop and asks,
"How long before I can
get a haircut?" Shaq the barber
looks around the shop
and says, "About two
hours." El leaves. A
few days later, El sticks his head in the
door and asks, "How long
before I get a haircut?" Shaq The barber looks around
the shop full of customers
and says, "About two
hours." El leaves. A
week later, El
sticks his head in the shop
and asks, "How long
before I can get a haircut?" Shaq
The barber looks around
the shop an says, "About
an hour and half." El leaves. Shaq The barber
looks over at a friend in
the shop and says, "Hey
Ney, follow that guy and
see where he goes." In a
little while, Ney comes back
into the SPA laughing
hysterically. Shaq
asks, "Ney, where did he
go when he left here?" Ney
looked up and said, "To
your house." [/color]