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Life and it irony... while some pple are busy printing admission letter, some are busy printing new jamb 2016 form.... chai Futa despite our 10k, hmmmmmm

God is watching u o

hey guys... what's gud?
any news?

Polarbite:
omo dat aluminium fab.alone gan na money! U nw added web dezyn join?! Ah! U b rich boy oo infact wit those skills u don even becme supa-rich! Dats if u knw wat u're doing tho;-).I guess u're in lag? Well,am nt in lag nw i dey 4 ibadan bt if adms no cliq den i dey com lag.B-)

yea... Buh capital never dey,.. dats d issue I'm facing nw... wat u doin in Ibadan?
not really in lag buh close to lag

tolaxin:
REALLY

University of Ibadan is one tough sch where long leg hardly works

oooh u tink so
lolsss na naija we dey, and na planet earth we dey live...
but u do knw it happens tho, chei?

tolaxin:
what kind of connection are you insinuating?
Do you mean long leg?

yesso... very long leg

Polarbite:
ah! Nez! U b badguy oo! U don dey learn a skill and u no invite us? Wow dats gud sha o. And wats it if i may ask?

ah don learn am already... afta my sec skul... its Aluminium Fabricator.......
now learning web designing tho I jus start DAT

wah abou u...make we hook up nah... here z my fone no... 07036611871

adebayor1490:
Yeah yeah. Same here. U've obtain the Jamb form? And which uni is that?

not really... av not... still doing d connection stuff... d skul I av d most connection, dats d skul I'll choose but it either O.A.U, U.I or LAUTECH

adebayor1490:
Hmm... Shey I no go come gain admission this year? Now that it seems COC candidates have been jettisoned... ah... Na die be this o

hmmm... av moved on too... av start preparing 4 jnext yr jamb... and choosing an institution DAT I av strong connection... since dats d new trend in d country.... Polarbite... let give a last shot..

things might work out for d best

Polarbite:
yes my unc.sed it's over BUT we still dey 4 d mata sha o.Ain't gvn up til evrytn z over and if i don't stil make it...then i quit ds skul stuff and go learn a skill(thinkn of goin in2 comic biz).I no go do jamb again ds has being d 3rd tym! E no easy now.#sofrustrating

av learnt a skill tho, jus wanna add edu for a brighter future tho in naija edu ain't a guarantee for a beta future

Polarbite:
Some people jst knw hw 2 spoil ones mood shaa! Ah! Wen odas are gvn promisn advc 2 peeps sme jst dey jam-talk radarada things.Mttcheww.Mr.packager,Nez,Midas and co? It's all good we can it make it...if u believe.#BOB

yea... we gonna make... but doubt if it gonna b dis yr... did ur bro tell u it really over?

Polarbite:
Hey oh! My celebrity galfrend o! Omo no myd o...#walahi i don't knw want 2 do-am so tired

WHR she dey? na futarian?... if so, u Berra holla ha...

winners don't quit, u knw DAT...

we ain't giving up

Polarbite:
eheh? So u hav gven up? Sure dere will...

my boss... no blame me nah... u of all pple ought to undastand my plight wella... ko easy nah...


well, hope dey show us some mercy without delay...

I

Polarbite:
hlo midas? Hopefully ds week i heard,bt i wut want 2 gve pple hypertnsn sha oo because i b cocite 2 so let's wa8 and c.

is it true that dere will b list for COCITES too?
huh

Polarbite:
oga oya link me up make i join.Hmmmmm,futa go c trouble!

Oga Mi, if u wan link up, u go 1st kolet form #4,300, travel all d way to akure, kolet anoda form #10,000... kon still kolet anoda form #6,000...afta u don add d amount 2geda, den u go kon 1st multiply am with 1st, 33,000....

d amount wey u get nah d amount of explosives Futa go account for....

if u can do DAT accurately... then my broda, u are in...

$π£#

tob99:
mornin guys any udate yet on d sup list

do u tink there will ever b a supp list?
I doubt it

Futa ain't releasing any supp list?

so make wise use of ya tym... o gal... tym waits for not only man BT woman join

observing Futa jejely... planning with ISIS and Boko Haram...
preparation in progress...
...loading..... 65%.....
Futa u Berra gimme admission b4 I do d unthinkable ooo
those DAT have ear... u Berra listen ooo

damesilver:
DE application.
Admitted. Representing QS.
Thanks be to God.

did u. jus check it or u've check b4?

Polarbite:
nezerlawren,nothn much bro bt i heard dat i cud b out 2mrw or thurs.But my dad and i don concld say if we no c anytn...we gna b in akure on thurs. #Comingwithcutlassandbo*b

I don dey laff Myanmar laff again ooo....

shey make I bring chain-saw with me

mrpackager:
bro
you don check

u sef don check? polarbite wetin dey nah?

mrpackager:



can't even check

we don chop beans ooo

Polarbite:
Say F for what? F for frustration!.Say U 4 wat? U 4 uncertainty! Say T 4 wat? T 4 tormentor! Say A 4 wat? A 4 ahhhahahhahahaaaah! Shey mo pass?! FUTA mo pe o pass.shey mo pas bt futa fun mi ni F9 o!

u jus make make laff Chinese and Myanmar laff...
na 2ru talk sha... Futa run dupe wa

welcum 2 page 143

themmzy:
.. Wat is 1st one? Is dere two change of course list?.. I dnt undastand u oo

don't b confuse... its one... those who did d change of course form and are yet to b given admission ( a situation whereby I'm a case sample) hopeful that Futa will still consider them ( an unknown and perplex circumstance) for admission...

and days y u've come across d word COCITES....


WE have d Faith DAT Futa will definitely consider us...
for our 10k can't vanish into thin air lyk DAT... ko joor ooo

..... preparing already.......

Polarbite:
Futa we no go gree o! We no go gree! Lai lai! Futa We no go gree! *guys help me echo am nw*

We no gree o we no go gree, Futa institution we no go greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

not until we don read...
You have been Offered Provisional admission into ur various course of choice.....

Pay #35,000 acceptance fee to any bank with e-tranzact platform....


.............. FUTA.... CANDIDATES YET TO B OFFERED ADMISSION ARE NOT SMILING OOO

in KISS DANIEL'S voice... I am saying... FUTA!!! SHOYE

Polarbite:
nah! No b us o na dose dat did d new pume and dose d av alredy been admtd

it jus seem as if our chance s of admission is getting slimmer....

Baba God pls bless our hustle
pls no let our efforts b in vain ooo

seem DE and cocites were d ones ruling d thread nah.... Chai... dey don leave us for Futa wahala
na so life b o
God is watching u ooo

mrpackager:
it is well

I think it high tym d WELL change to borehole ooo or beta still ocean... make we jus dig and drink... meeeehn ko easy na

FUTA....hmmm God is watching u ooo

Icus:
my fone went on strike ni ooo.i calld ur line buh its like u forgot it witt zose property keepers at futa

forgot key!!! ko jooor o... bug it was stolen ni o... tank DW lordu I later found it

Icus:
AM HERE OOO ,MA GUY

u travelled out b4 ni I even message u on WhatsApp ain't delivering... wats gud?

Polarbite:
Bro,i avn't heard anythng as regrds we cocite(e b lyk say mrpackager get) bt i knw dat we wud b admittd.Wat cors did u optd for?

MNE and Geophysics

hopefully ooo

Polarbite:
my broda thx 4 askn ooo.we b cocite.watchn futa on hw dy dy display deir werey.And u?

tank God, i thot am d only cocite ni o. . .
Yesso also a cocite. .. Waitin patiently for dis werey dem. . .

Any news abt us?

Polarbite:
Abi o,my broda.

polarbite and mrpackager. . . Ar u guys a cocite or D.E?