Have you being lied to today? Has anyone ever lied to you and you found out later that it was false maybe between a mother and her children for example" junior did you take some money in purse ? No ma i did not take it" or during business deal or in the office where people lie to make money ,maybe in that marriage or relationship where you have a cheating spouse so Lies are flowing every where north ,south, east and west and it happens everyday which breaks peoples heart .

Now do you know you can detect those lies NATURALLY at home without using lie detector such ? I learnt it from a programme organised by naturehero international and it work watch the video and start detecting those lies. ASSUMING THE DEVIL WAS A HUMAN IT WOULD WORK ON HIM . please share with your friends it will save you one day!!!

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=auykGrgf81M

A group of 50 people attended a seminar. Suddenly the speaker stopped and started giving each person a balloon. Each one was asked to write his/her name on it using a marker. Then all the balloons were collected and put in another room.

Now these delegates were let in that room and asked to find the balloon which had their respective names written on within 5 minutes. Everyone was frantically searching for their names, pushing and colliding with each other, and there was utter chaos. At the end of 5 minutes, no one could find their own balloons.

Now each one was asked to randomly collect a balloon and give it to the person whose name was written on it. Within minutes everyone had their own balloons. The speaker began:

This is exactly what is happening in our lives. Everyone is frantically looking for happiness all over the place, not knowing where it is. Our happiness lies in the happiness of other people. Help them Find their happiness and you will get your own happiness too.

And this is the purpose of human life... Learn to put a smile on someone's face, and you will also smile in due course.​

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good day please can any body give me an example or explain to me how someone take GOD name in vain using our everyday behaviour in nigeria?

An Ijesha Doctor can't find a job after graduation and so decided to open a clinic and puts a sign post outside
'GET TREATMENT FOR
20k - IF NOT CURED GET BACK 100k.

An Ijebu Lawyer thinks this is a great opportunity to earn 100k and goes to the clinic...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my sense of taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in patient's mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer:
"Ugh..this is kerosene"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your sense of taste is restored. Give me 20k"
The annoyed Ijebu Lawyer goes back after a few days to recover his money...

Ijebu Lawyer:
"I have lost my memory. I cannot remember anything"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Nurse, bring medicine from box No. 22 and put 3 drops in his mouth"

Ijebu Lawyer (annoyed):
"This is kerosene. You gave this to me last time for restoring my taste"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats. You got your memory back. Give me 20k"
The fuming Ijebu Lawyer pays him, and then comes back a week later determined to get back 100k.

Ijebu Lawyer:
"My eyesight has become very weak"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Well, I don't have any medicine for that, so take this 100k"
The Ijebu Lawyer (staring at the cash):
"But this is 20k,
not 100k"

Ijesha Doctor:
"Congrats, your eyesight is restored. Give me 20k"

You can't beat an ijesha man.

This is arguably the most beautiful story I have received on whatsapp! READ...

A lady worked at a meat distribution factory. One day, when she finished with her work schedule, she went into the meat cold room (Freezer) to inspect something, but in a moment of misfortune, the door closed and she was locked inside with no help in sight. Although she screamed and knocked with all her might, her cries went unheard as no one could hear her. Most of the workers had already gone, and outside the cold room it's impossible to hear what was going on inside. Five hours later, whilst she was at the verge of death, the security guard of the factory eventually opened the door. She was miraculously saved from dying that day. When she later asked the security guard how he had come to open the door, which wasn't his usual work routine, this was his explanation:
"I've been working in this factory for 35 years. Hundreds of workers come in and out every day, but you're one of the few who greet me in the morning and say goodbye to me every evening when leaving after work. Many treat me as if I'm invisible. Today, as you reported for work, like all other days, you greeted me in your simple manner 'Hello'. But this evening after working hours, I curiously observed that I had not heard your "Bye, see you tomorrow". Hence, I decided to check around the factory. I look forward to your 'hi' and 'bye' every day because they remind me that I am someone. By not hearing your farewell today, I knew something had happened. That's why I was searching every where for you."
Moral Lesson to reflect upon: Be humble, love and respect those around you. Try to have an impact on people who cross your path every day, you never know what tomorrow will bring. Let this story be an inspiration. Let's share to inspire others; someone shared this to inspire me and I've been greatly inspired by this story.

what did you learn from the story?

women can be zealous when it comes to getting the story first hand as shown in this picture ...

happy new month this what GOD will do to our enemies this month in this picture

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WRONG PHILOSOPHIES
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1. *"WHATEVER WILL BE, WILL BE"*
```Whatever will be will not be; you have to make it be. You have a part to play in what will be in your life, so don't leave it to chance.```
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2. *"HALF BREAD IS BETTER THAN NONE!"*
```Why settle for half bread when you can get a full bread or even own a bakery. This is a limiting belief that positions you to settle for less and it is a mediocre to philosophy.```
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3. *"A FOOL AT FORTY IS A FOOL FOREVER"*
```A fool at any age can be a fool forever if he refuses to let go of his foolishness. It is never too late to become wise because the day you wake up and wise up is the day you CHANGE!```
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4. *"ALL FINGERS ARE NOT EQUAL"*
```Yes! Physical fingers in your hands are not equal but that does not make any of them valueless. Lose one and you realise that they are all valuable. You are not even a finger, so why look down on yourself.```
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5. *"LIFE BEGINS AT FORTY"*
```If you are below forty and believe this, I feel so sorry for you because it means you are not yet alive.```
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6. *"WHAT GOES UP MUST COME DOWN"*
```Is your age coming down? Is your wisdom and knowledge coming down? Is the price of goods coming down? Think my friend!```
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7. *"HE WHO LAUGH LAST, LAUGHS BEST!"*
```Why laugh last when you can laugh always and why laugh best when laughter is not a competition. When we programmed ourselves with these strange philosophies, they limit and restrict us.```
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```Change the way you think and talk.. You will change your world.
You have the opportunity to
*RECREATE YOUR WORLD*. STAY FULFILLED IN JESUS NAME!

A guy mistakenly transferred N200,000 (out of N210,000 balance
in his account) to a wrong account number via mobile money transfer.
After thinking of a way to stop the person from withdrawing the money, he came up with an idea of sending a text message to the person's phone number saying:
"Hello dark and worthy initiate, I hope you're OK. I
believe you have received the money I sent to you.
It's for your initiation into the eternal mystical order
of glorious satanism in the Ogboni fraternity
scheduled to take place tomorrow at 12 midnight.
That money is only for your transport. I'll send you more for shopping. There are riches awaiting you in this kingdom. Two weeks after the initiation, a family member very close to your heart will die, this will unlock your ticket to wealth and you will have the ability to fly at night to any part of the world. Thanks in advance. But in case you're not ready to join, please send back the money immediately to
avoid ur sudden death."

Five minutes later, he got an SMS saying: "Please send another N200,000 my friend is also interested. Nigerian economy has frustrated us too much."

The man fainted......

Don't laff alone.

University Of Port Harcourt sending off 5473 students with 78 amongst them graduating with First Class was actually a milestone, but Prof. Abioye Isaac had this narrative:

“Academic excellence is overrated! Did I just say that? Oh, yes, I said it.
Being top of your class does not necessarily guarantee that you will be at the top of life.
You could graduate as the best student in Finance but it doesn’t mean you will make more money than everybody else.

The best graduating Law student does not necessarily become the best lawyer.
The fact is life requires more than the ability to understand a concept, memorize it and reproduce it in an exam.
School rewards people for their memory. Life rewards people for their imagination.
School rewards caution, life rewards daring.
School hails those who live by the rules. Life exalts those who break the rules and set new ones.

So do I mean people shouldn’t study hard in school? Oh, no, you should. But don’t sacrifice every other thing on the altar of First Class. Don’t limit yourself to the classroom. Do something practical.

Take a leadership position

Start a business and fail. That’s a better Entrepreneurship 101.

Join or start a club

Contest an election and lose. It will teach something Political Science 101 will not teach you.

Attend a seminar

Read books outside the scope of your course.

Go on missions and win a soul for eternal rewards….

Do something you believe in!

Think less of becoming an excellent student but think more of becoming an excellent person. Make the world ur classroom!”

I love this piece and I urge you to take it seriously.

Together we can change the world

SAFETY TIPS.

1. Never go to bed with your car's fuel tank empty (No fuel). In case of an emergency, what if your good neighbour isn't at home.

2. Never employ a nanny you don't know her home. Some of them are child traffickers in disguise.

3. Never go to bed with your phone empty (No airtime). Most emergencies happen at night.

4. Do not stand or park your car under high tension cable especially when it is windy.

5. Do not attempt to start your generator with your phone torchlight as the source of light. As this could cause explosion.

6. Do not answer telephone calls in the kitchen when your gas cylinder is turned on.

7. Endeavour to crawl under the smoke if a house is engulfed by smoke, as walking straight could cause suffocation. Smoke mounts up, cause smoke is lighter than air.

8. If by mistake you swallow a fish bone, lick salt, and pull your ears while you cough out the fish bone.

9. If you are in any traffic or 'hold up', 'go- slow' as in local parlance, if you must remain in your car while it is not in motion, always apply your central lock.

10. Do not leave your children alone in the car with your dog or any pet.

11. Nowadays, never enter a lift alone if you must. So many are already gone through this.

12. Never leave your opened drink to take a call outside. It could be a plan to distract you. Many have been poisoned through this.

13. Never rush out to turn off the tap on hearing its sound in the night. It's a new robbery trick to wilfully bring you out. Remember, you didn't leave it running before retiring to bed.

Be security conscious! Don't be careless

*Don’t Wait Until Tomorrow
by Jim Rohn*

The problem with waiting until tomorrow—to do anything—is that when it finally arrives, it is called today. Today is yesterday's tomorrow, so the question is this: What did we do with its opportunity? All too often, we will waste tomorrow as we wasted yesterday… and as we are wasting today. All that could have been accomplished can easily elude us, despite our intentions, until we inevitably discover that the things that might have been have slipped from our embrace a single, unused day at a time.

Each of us must pause frequently to remind ourselves that the clock is ticking. The same clock that began to tick from the moment we drew our first breath will also someday cease.

*Time is the great equalizer of all mankind.* It has taken away the best and the worst of us without regard for either. Time offers opportunity but demands a sense of urgency.

*When the game of life is finally over, there is no second chance to correct our errors.* The clock that is ticking away the moments of our lives does not care about winners and losers. It does not care about who succeeds or who fails. It does not care about excuses, fairness or equality. The only essential issue is how we played the game.

Regardless of a person's age, there is a sense of urgency that should drive them into action now—this very moment. We should be constantly aware of the value of each and every moment of our lives—moments that seem so insignificant that their loss often goes unnoticed.

We still have all the time we need. We still have lots of chances, lots of opportunities, lots of years to show what we can do. There will be a tomorrow, a next week, a next month and a next year. But unless we develop a sense of urgency, those brief windows of time will be sadly wasted, as were the weeks and months and years before them. There isn't an endless supply.

*So as you think of your dreams and goals of your future “tomorrow,” take those very important first steps to making them all come to life… today.*

*You are AWESOME*

ngor chukwuemeka
www.mynaturehero.com
ngorchukwuemeka2@gmail.com

MONEY MADE ME RUN AWAY FROM THAT BIG CHURCH TO A SMALL ONE

I have been in this church around mainland in Lagos since my university days. I served God fervently and loved my duties in church, so did I love my church and my pastor.
After graduation, I couldn't get a job, so I spent most of my time serving in the church. 6yrs past, I didn't get a job, neither did I get commendations from my pastor or department members, especially because I didn't have money to do the things that commanded attention or respect as it were. People who just joined the church became leaders before me, not because of the word or leadership skills, NO! It was all because they had money and a good car or two. After a while, I suddenly realized that my pastor really celebrates those who have money and is always in a hurry to give them a position perhaps to keep them in the church but no one cared whether I was in church at all. Infact, in one of his message my pastor said "one of my son's just gave me N1m to spend as weekend money, and some of you here are thinking of only cleaning chairs and doing other things here." ... hmmm, when he said that, I totally believed he was referring to me and even if he wasn't, I still didn't feel happy and then, all his comments and commendations about those who give financially started running through my mind and oh it affected me badly.
Two months after that statement and many others, God blessed me with a very fine job that came with huge benefits and a very huge salary. I wanted to share this testimony in church but I held back. I didn't do so, rather, I walked into my pastor's office and told him about a new department i'd love the church to start and said I wouldn't mind heading it for a start, even though the department had nothing to do with money but more of service and soul winning, my pastor quickly called some guy who just gave a testimony of a few millions he just made and made him the head over my idea (department), and this guy just joined the church 3weeks ago. Wow! As I was walking out of his office, I saw this sister I have had so much feelings for, greeted her and asked if we could go out for a talk, & probably for lunch. She looked at me and said - you? To where? Mamaput? Abeg oh forget it pls. Wow! Two bad stuff all in one day
Anyway, the next Sunday, I came to church changed. My car is a Cross Tour 2016 model, that will give you an idea of how good my job is sir, so, I asked to testify, got only one minute and all I said during my testimony was " God has given me money. N24M per annum with lots of other huge benefits and a good car parked outside, pls church praise God with me". Boy! After the service, everybody came greeting and hugging and asking me to wash it and all that, even people who don't respond when I greet all wanted my phone number including the lady who walked out on me. Let me spare you plenty story sir, the next Sunday, as I drove into the church, it was one of the guys directing people to park who told me Pastor wanted to see me, I went to his office straight and unlike before where I had to wait for about 25 or more minutes, I was ushered in immediately, my pastor stopped what he was doing as I greeted him and said, ah, my son (I was like, since when? But in my head though), I have decided to make you the HOD of so-so and so department and I am putting you in my team of sons, well, was I surprised? Not really. I just walked out of his office, walked into my car and drove off never to go back there sir and it's been 6months, he has sent several people to reach me and even sent me facebook messages but I refused to respond to him or them let alone go back to his church, I say his church because that cannot be the Church of my God. I am now in a very small but sweet church family, they don't know what I have because it's close to the house so i simply walk to church but the love I feel here and the way the pastor preaches based on the word sir, is super heavenly. I have found a new pastor in a small church and a family in a small congregation, I miss nothing from where I left, not even the music or the plenty concerts with popular music ministers.

This was a message gotten from a friend and with His permission, I am sharing it with all.
Gospel based on money is no gospel at all.
The more position you give based on money, the more a business man you become rather than a Pastor.... yes I said so!
MONEY MADE ME RUN AWAY FROM THAT BIG CHURCH TO A SMALL ONE

I have been in this church around mainland in Lagos since my university days. I served God fervently and loved my duties in church, so did I love my church and my pastor.
After graduation, I couldn't get a job, so I spent most of my time serving in the church. 6yrs past, I didn't get a job, neither did I get commendations from my pastor or department members, especially because I didn't have money to do the things that commanded attention or respect as it were. People who just joined the church became leaders before me, not because of the word or leadership skills, NO! It was all because they had money and a good car or two. After a while, I suddenly realized that my pastor really celebrates those who have money and is always in a hurry to give them a position perhaps to keep them in the church but no one cared whether I was in church at all. Infact, in one of his message my pastor said "one of my son's just gave me N1m to spend as weekend money, and some of you here are thinking of only cleaning chairs and doing other things here." ... hmmm, when he said that, I totally believed he was referring to me and even if he wasn't, I still didn't feel happy and then, all his comments and commendations about those who give financially started running through my mind and oh it affected me badly.
Two months after that statement and many others, God blessed me with a very fine job that came with huge benefits and a very huge salary. I wanted to share this testimony in church but I held back. I didn't do so, rather, I walked into my pastor's office and told him about a new department i'd love the church to start and said I wouldn't mind heading it for a start, even though the department had nothing to do with money but more of service and soul winning, my pastor quickly called some guy who just gave a testimony of a few millions he just made and made him the head over my idea (department), and this guy just joined the church 3weeks ago. Wow! As I was walking out of his office, I saw this sister I have had so much feelings for, greeted her and asked if we could go out for a talk, & probably for lunch. She looked at me and said - you? To where? Mamaput? Abeg oh forget it pls. Wow! Two bad stuff all in one day
Anyway, the next Sunday, I came to church changed. My car is a Cross Tour 2016 model, that will give you an idea of how good my job is sir, so, I asked to testify, got only one minute and all I said during my testimony was " God has given me money. N24M per annum with lots of other huge benefits and a good car parked outside, pls church praise God with me". Boy! After the service, everybody came greeting and hugging and asking me to wash it and all that, even people who don't respond when I greet all wanted my phone number including the lady who walked out on me. Let me spare you plenty story sir, the next Sunday, as I drove into the church, it was one of the guys directing people to park who told me Pastor wanted to see me, I went to his office straight and unlike before where I had to wait for about 25 or more minutes, I was ushered in immediately, my pastor stopped what he was doing as I greeted him and said, ah, my son (I was like, since when? But in my head though), I have decided to make you the HOD of so-so and so department and I am putting you in my team of sons, well, was I surprised? Not really. I just walked out of his office, walked into my car and drove off never to go back there sir and it's been 6months, he has sent several people to reach me and even sent me facebook messages but I refused to respond to him or them let alone go back to his church, I say his church because that cannot be the Church of my God. I am now in a very small but sweet church family, they don't know what I have because it's close to the house so i simply walk to church but the love I feel here and the way the pastor preaches based on the word sir, is super heavenly. I have found a new pastor in a small church and a family in a small congregation, I miss nothing from where I left, not even the music or the plenty concerts with popular music ministers.

This was a message gotten from a friend and with His permission, I am sharing it with all.
Gospel based on money is no gospel at all.
The more position you give based on money, the more a business man you become rather than a Pastor.... yes I said so!

*Bayo and his wife Ola received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas. SHE WROTE~My beloved Parents, I miss u so much & it breaks my heart to think that by d time i get back, you will be too old. So, enclosed you will find a bottle of a red portion i have invented. It will make u young, so when i return, you will be the same age as i left u. NOTE: "Pls, take only a drop."GoodBye i love u! So they opened the envelope & in it, is a bottle with a red portion. The man looked at his wife & says U go first". So Ola takes a drop, thereafter Bayo follows. Indeed d wife turns 5yrs younger. Years later, the daughter returned home to find her mother young & pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how d portion worked & made her look young. D daughter was happy & asks after her father . "Your Father? Hmmmmm,, ur father was so jealous dat i was so young and beautiful, so he drank the whole bottle. Whaaaat? So where is he?" replied her daughter. Hmmmm, na him dey my back...*

*BALANCE*

1. The *stone* that killed *Goliath* might have been anointed, but *David's skill* was also involved. Developing skills does not mean you are not anointed. If you play a piano, play it to the fullest. Don't take us through the agony of listening to your cacophony in the name of "singing to the Lord". Skills are important. There is nothing rude with telling that sister "you can't sing, find something else to do in the house of God".

2. *Noah* built the *ark* by faith but, he used measurements. There is a place for rational thinking in our walk of faith. Not all decisions should be made with blind hope!

3. *Sarah's pregnancy* was a miracle, but it took nine months just like any other. God's plans do not negate the importance of process. Sometime you need to wait or work it out.

4. *Esther* received favor to become *queen*, but she also bathed and prepared her appearance. Preparation is key to become fit for the occasion. Get knowledge, go to school. Stop blaming auto-correct, check your spelling even here on social media. Prepare, because some of us expect nothing but the best from you!

5. The *promised land* was full of milk and honey, but they also had to plow, feed cattle, and take care of sheep. Miracles are communication tools that God uses to instill trust, faith and the knowledge of his nature. You need to work, don't expect miracles in a specific area of life all the time. No one pays rent for a full year with miracle money. We need it, we want it, but God wants what is permanent.

6. *God* is the one who *created human capacity* to memorize things, yet he also told many prophets to write their message. Spirituality does not mean we should not use tools to package the message.

7. *Ruth* received favor to marry *Boaz*, but the coaching of Naomi was necessary. Human coaching is necessary, you need to submit and learn from someone. It will spare you from silly mistakes.

8. *Moses* could hear directly from God, but he was wearing himself out with work, it was the wisdom of his father in law that saved him from dying a premature death with exhaustion. It is wisdom to put on a seat belt, brush teeth, and adhere to medical advise. Being spiritual does not mean asking angels to cook food for you!

9. *Namaan* was a mighty soldier and a friend of Kings, but he acted as influenced by a Jewish maiden. Even important people are influenced by"insignificant"people. The key thing is proximity that generates influence.

Mishandling of the natural world can cause hinderance to progress, and a total neglect of the spiritual world will definitely cause total failure in all areas of life.

*Balance is the key.*

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Please make time to ready this message a eoman sent to me, very useful.

Parsees (A sect in India) used to take their Dead & lay them to rest @ huge 'Wind Towers' (round structures that Look like Giant Water reservoirs, but open to the air)...The Parsees never buried their dead, nor burned them.  They leave them to the Birds of Prey (Vultures) to be eaten thus completing the Life Cycle..
 
Around 10 years ago, it was noticed that the Birds are dying off. Not many of them were left to consume the dead bodies (which started rotting away)...So, the Parsees had to change this mode of dealing with their dead.. BUT, they wanted to know why a Custom that survived for hundreds of years, had to be suspended?!!

They did Autopsies on Dead Birds (they were dying in huge numbers)..What was the Culprit PARACETAMOL (PANADOL)...!!   People started consuming pain-killers a decade ago, Panadol STAYS in the Liver for a Long Time...It ultimately accumulated in the Birds' systems & they could not cope with it! 

Interesting to know...  

PANADOL 

My husband was working in a hospital as an IT engineer, as the hospital is planning to set up a database of its patients and he knows some of the doctors quite well. The doctors used to tell him that whenever they have a headache, they are not willing to take PANADOL / PARACETAMOL. 

In fact, they will turn Herbal Medicine or find other alternatives. This is because Panadol is toxic to the body, and it harms the liver. According to the doctor: Panadol will remain in the body for at least 5 years.....!! 

And according to the doctor, there was an air-hostess who consumed lots of Panadol as she needed to stand all the time and work under lots of pressure. She's now in her early 30's, and she is undergoing kidney cleaning (DIALYSIS) every month.

Whenever we have a headache, that's because it is due to the electron / Ion imbalance in the brain.   Some alternative solution to cope with headache is to Drink lots of water. 

Another method will be to submerge your feet in a basin of warm water so that it brings the blood pressure down from your throbbing head. 

As Panadol is a pain killer, the more Panadol you take, the lesser would be your threshold for pain (your endurance level for pain). We all will fall ill as we age. 
 
Imagine that we had spent our entire life popping quite a substantial amount of Panadol (Pain Killer), when you need to have a surgery or operation, you will need a much more amount of general anaesthesia. 

The thought is scary enough to turn me to Herbal Medicine or other healthier alternative. Value your health, value your life, THINK TWICE before you easily pop that familiar pill into your mouth again. 

Please don't take PANADOL always and try to send this e-mail to people you care.
 
In India it is sold as CROCIN or METACIN.
The post is big but worth reading. Sent to me by an India friend.

*10 BLUEPRINT FOR SUCCESS*

Believe, while others are doubting.

Plan, while others are playing.

Study, while others are sleeping.

Decide, while others are delaying.

Prepare, while others are daydreaming.

Begin, while others are procrastinating.

Work, while others are wishing.

Listen, while others are talking
.
Compliment, while others are criticizing.

Persist, while others are quitting.

*NEVER GIVE UP ON YOUR DREAMS...*
Life is not about what you couldn’t do so far, it’s about what you can still do.

Don't be afraid to fail, be afraid not to try!

*INVEST TODAY,WORK ON YOUR INVESTMENT & EARN TOMORROW*

BlackDBagba:
I saw the video.... thanks

thank GOD

Two important management lessons I learnt from a 500 Naira note.

1. Recently, I was in an audience listening to a motivational speaker. The speaker got out his wallet & pulled out a 500 Naira note. Holding it up, he asked, "Who wants this 500 naira note?"
Lots of hands went up. Including mine. A slow chorus began to build as people began to shout "Me!" "Me!" I began to wonder who the lucky
one would be who the speaker would choose. And I also secretly wondered (and I am sure others did too ) why he would simply give away 500 naira. Even as the shouts of "I want it" grew louder, I noticed a young woman running down the aisle. She ran up onto the stage, went up to the speaker, and grabbed the five 500 naira note from his hand. "Well done, young lady," said the speaker into the microphone. The speaker simply say "Most of us just sit and wait for good things to happen. That's of no use. You've got to make things happen. Make a move" 'Simply thinking about doing something is of no use and not gud enough'. Our lives are like that. We all see opportunities around us. We all want the good things. But the problem is we don't take action. We all want the 500 naira notes on offer. But we don't make the move. We look at it longingly. Get up, and do something about it. Don't worry about what other people might think.
Take action.

2. later, the speaker got another 500 naira note and held it up for all to see, I thought I knew what's up. But he just asked a simple question. "How much is this worth?" "Five Hundred naira!" the crowd yelled in unison. "Right," said the speaker. He then took the note and crumpled it into a ball and asked "How much is it worth now?" "Five Hundred naira!" screamed the audience. He then threw the note on the ground, stamped all over it and picked up the note and asked one more time: "And how much is it worth now?" "Five Hundred naira!" was the response. "I want you to remember this," said the speaker. "Just because someone crumples it, or stamps on it, the value of the note does not diminish. We should all be like the 500 naira note. In our lives, there will be times when we feel crushed, stamped over, beaten. But never let your self-worth diminish. Just because someone chooses to crush you, that doesn't change your worth one bit!

Don't allow your self-worth to diminish because someone says something nasty or does something dirty to you."

Never let your self-worth diminish.

IamaNigerianGuy:
Thanks. Nice article. One doesn't realize how poor Nigerian English is until you have cause to communicate with foreigners especially English people.

thank you very much

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his cloth

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OOooooo or is it not a serious bizznessss

HOW TO MAKE A MAN HAPPY:

1. Feed him
2. Sleep with him
3. Leave him in peace
4. Don't check his phone (Msgs)
5. Don't bother him with his movements
6. Clean the house
7. Wash his cloth

So what's so hard about that?

HOW TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY:

It's really not too difficult but... To make a woman happy, a man only needs to be:

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a plumber
10. a mechanic
11. a carpenter
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a gynecologist
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:

44. give her compliments regularly
45. go shopping with her
46. be honest
47. not stress her out
48. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:

49. give her lots of attention
50. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
51. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

BUT MOST OF ALL IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:

52. Should learn not to ask for change when u give money for shopping. Whatever u give out becomes rightly hers no matter how big the note is.
.........
TO MAKE A WOMAN HAPPY IS A SERIOUS BUSINESS OOooooo or is it not a serious bizznessss

Many people speak English as their first language. It is one of the most commonly spoken languages in the world.
Nigerians are very good at a number of things and one of them is inventing their own version of English which has become popular overtime.
Some of the words and phrases we use often cannot be found in the dictionary. Some are words you picked up from others and they have become quite a norm.
It is not only the uneducated folks that are guilty of using these wrong words as the very educated Nigerians also use the English language inappropriately.
Below are words Nigerians use that don’t exist in the English dictionary.
1. Go-slow: When Nigerians say go-slow, they mean congested traffic, which is wrong. The meaning of go-slow in the English dictionary is, a form of industrial action in which work or progress is deliberately delayed or slowed down.
2. Disvirgin: This word is used on a daily basis by many Nigerians when they intend to say a woman has lost her virginity. There is no word like disvirgin. The correct word to use is deflower. Disvirgin simply does not exist.
3. Trafficate: Nigerians use the word to describe a situation where a driver indicates to other drivers that he/she wants to take a turn. It is used so often, that it has started to sound like proper English.
4. Flashing: Every Nigerian knows “flashing” to mean when someone calls your mobile phone and cuts off before you answer. The word ‘flash’ is so common among Nigerians and its used at least once daily by many. Flash has different meanings but none has anything to do with a phone call. The word doesn’t exist in that sense in English.
5. Installmentally: Don’t be tempted to use the word ‘installmentally’. Though it sounds correct, it isn’t. There is no such word in the English dictionary as it exists only in the Nigerian edition of English language. The correct thing to say is ‘in installments’.
6. Opportuned: What exists in English dictionaries is ‘opportune,’ without ‘d’ at the end. Opportune means ‘timely’ or ‘well-time, especially convenient or appropriate for a particular action or event. Opportuned is only common in Nigerian English.
7. Cunny: This is a word which Nigerians use to describe someone that is being deceitful or crafty. The right word is cunning not cunny.
8. Next tomorrow: Most Nigerians generally use “next tomorrow” but there is not such word as next tomorrow. Instead you should say, “a day after tomorrow."
9. Packer: Nigerians probably got the word from pack. The right word is dustpan. Since dustpan packs dirt, Nigerians like to call it packer.
10. Pepperish: It is common to hear Nigerians describe a meal that has too much pepper in it as pepperish. The proper word should be ‘peppery’. No native English speaker uses the word pepperish” to describe the burning sensation we feel from eating pepper.
Which of these words are you guilty of?
Not too late to learn something new,I learnt too.. you can add other mistakes below

What is your Salary ? Please be Sincere …

Sorry I am not interested in the amount but the type of salary.

My friend, there are different type of salaries.

You will not understand unless you read to the end

There is no average income.

The rich are becoming richer,

while the poor are getting poorer.

There is no middle class

cos it has completely disappeared.

Salary, is a specific amount
of money that an employee is paid for work done.

The big question is Which type do you earn?

1. *Onion Salary:*
You grab it, you open it, and you cry.

2. *Storm Salary:*
You don’t know when
it’s coming or going.

3. *Menstrual Salary:*

It comes once a month
and lasts only four days.

4. *Magic Salary:*

You touch it and
it disappears.

5. *Amnesia Salary:*
You can’t remember
what you spent it on.

6. *Time Travelling Salary:*

You spend it paying various debts even before you
collect it.

7 *RESIDUAL INCOME*
You work once, and it keeps paying you over and over again even AFTER you have stopped working.

whether it's magic salary, amnesia salary or onion salary, it STOPS coming and your life becomes unbearable.

Financial LITERACY is the tool needed to TRANSFORM your salary to a RESIDUAL INCOME, so you can create financial freedom and time freedom.

ONLY YOUR INVESTMENT can keep you going even after all the onions, amnesic, traveling, active salaries have left you drenched.

Research had it that the poorest groups of people in the world are *Salary earners,* next to beggars.

They live in a vicious cycle of poverty managed on 30 days. Salary is continuously being awaited every month and any slight delay brings about heartbreaking anxiety, pressure and disappointment.

*Salary Is a short term solution to a life time problem.*

Salary alone cannot solve your money problems. You need multiple Sources of income to balance.

The tax return form contains about 11 income streams, salary is just one.

Don't live Your Life fishing with just one hook, there are many fishes in the ocean.

Salary is the MEDICINE for managing POVERTY, not to CURE it. Only your BUSINESS or INVESTMENT Cures Poverty.

Most investors are not salary earners.

The difference between those beggars on the street and salary earners is *one month salary.*

Truncate the flow of their salary for one month and you would realized majority belong to the lower class.

If you divide your salary by the rate of exchange, you Will discover that you are poorer relative to when you started work.

Or divide your salary per annum by 2,000 hours to know what your one hour is worth.

If you do not have 3 months salary in savings, you are already poor.

Being a salary earner is a mentality, break it!
Your worth Is far more than your salary.

Salary Is the value someone has put on your effort, How much do you value yourself?

You can't increase in value, unless you VALUE yourself differently.

Life Is a trade off between time, effort and reward. To be rewarded more, you have to become more valuable.

Most salary earners end up poor in the long and short term.

I therefore urge every one of us to be FINANCIALLY INTELLIGENT, FINANCIALLY LITERATE and TRAIN OUR EYES TO SEE OPPORTUNITIES IN PROBLEMS. Delve into entrepreneurship because Salary is a lifetime disappointment.

Being a salary earner or investor is a décision.
Life Will not change until you decide.

Make the MOVE !!!

*#JustThinkAboutThis#*

1. Take risks in your life. If you win, you can lead; if you lose, you can guide.

2. People are not what they say but what they do; so judge them not from their words but from their actions.

3. When someone hurts you, don't feel bad because it's a law of nature that the tree that bears the sweetest fruits gets maximum number of stones.

4. Take whatever you can from your life because when life starts taking from you, it takes even your last breath.

5. In this world, people will always throw stones on the path of your success. It depends on what you make from them - a wall or a bridge.

6. Challenges make life interesting; overcoming them make life meaningful.

7. There is no joy in victory without running the risk of defeat.

8. A path without obstacles leads nowhere.

9. Past is a nice place to visit but certainly not a good place to stay.

10. You can't have a better tomorrow if you are thinking about yesterday all the time.

11. If what you did yesterday still looks big to you, then you haven't done much today.

12. If you don't build your dreams, someone else will hire you to build theirs.

13. If you don't climb the mountain; you can't view the plain.

14. Don't leave it idle - use your brain.

15. You are not paid for having brain, you are only rewarded for using it intelligently.

16. It is not what you don't have that limits you; it is what you have but don't know how to use.

17. What you fail to learn might teach you a lesson.

18. The difference between a corrupt person and an honest person is: The corrupt person has a price while the honest person has a value.

19. If you succeed in cheating someone, don't think that the person is a fool...... Realize that the person trusted you much more than you deserved.

20. Honesty is an expensive gift; don't expect it from cheap people

THE SEVEN-FOLD YOKE AND THE CABAL THAT OWN NIGERIA


Permit me to share a scholarly, revealing and I daresay disturbing intervention which was sent to me by a friend. The author wishes to remain anonymous.

He wrote as follows:

"The disruptive power of the Hausa-Fulani cabal is a structural reality and will only get worse, no matter where the President of Nigeria comes from. It is a seven-fold yoke which we must break for the sake of our children.

1. THE POLITICAL YOKE:

Globally, out of the 16 Federal Republics in the world, Nigeria is the only federation where land mass is used as a primary criteria for creating federating units.

NO Southern leader (civilian or military) has ever had the guts to create any federating unit; all the federating units have been created by Northern military adventurers. 20 federating units were created from only one region (North), while 17 federating units were created from 3 regions (East, West and Midwest).

Competent leaders are easily filtered off by the rigged political structure. At every election, the evil and corrupt Northern cabal needs only a few Southern collaborators to impose any presidential candidate upon the two foremost political parties, only for the electorate to formalize one of the candidates with votes.

That's why Nigeria has been having such mediocre leaders as President, in a country awash with extremely capable presidential materials.

This also explains why since 1960 no Southerner has ever led Nigeria except by accident.

The FIRST coming of ALL 3 Southern leaders - Aguiyi-Ironsi in 1966, Obasanjo in 1976 and Goodluck Jonathan in 2010 - followed the death of Northern incumbents!

The fourth and only other Southern leader was Ernest Shonekan and his coming followed the forced "stepping aside" of a northern Head of State in 1993. He lasted for 3 months after which he was toppled and replaced by another northern military Head of State.

For 2019 the presidential contest is being set for Atiku vs Buhari- two Fulani representatives of the Cabal.

2. THE ECONOMIC YOKE:

Nigeria is the only oil-producing country where oil wells are allocated to individuals. The Hausa-Fulani cabal allocated over 80% of the oil blocks either to the Northerners or to their Southern fronts/allies. The names of these oil block allotees are in the public domain.

3. THE RELIGIOUS YOKE:

No other faith is mentioned in the Nigerian Constitution, except Islam. For instance, in the 1999 Constitution, Christ, Christians and Christianity are not mentioned even once; whereas Islamic signposts are strewn all over the Constitution -
Sharia is mentioned 73 times, Grand Khadi 54 times, Islam 28 times , Muslims 10 times, etc..

That Constitution was written SOLELY by one Muslim Fulani Jihadist named Prof. Auwalu Yadudu (Special Adviser to Abacha on Constitutional Matters).

While the 1979 Constitution emphasized Nigeria’s secularity, the 1999 Constitution of Yadudu is a de facto Islamic Constitution, and the Cabal ensured that Yadudu was there to fight that position at 2014 National Political Conference.

Subsequently, during Obasanjo's govt, the same Northern cabal formally adopted Islam as the State Religion in the core Northern States. Obasanjo refused to even discuss the issue, except to state that it would 'fizzle out'. He knew fully well that it would not 'fizzle out' but was afraid of confronting the cabal.

4. THE CULTURAL YOKE:

The Sultanate forms a major pillar of the Hausa-Fulani cabal. As permanent President-General of the Nigerian Supreme Council of Islamic Affairs (NSCIA) the Sultan is the permanent leader of all Muslims in Nigeria (whether they are Northerners or Southerners). As the Permanent Chairman of National Council of Traditional Rulers of Nigeria (NCTRN) the Sultan is the permanent leader of all traditional rulers in all 36 States of Nigeria & Abuja. By the way, the current Sultan was the Brigadier-General Commanding 241 Recce Battalion Kaduna.

Many public policies are determined only with the tacit approval of the Sultanate of Sokoto and the Emirates.

For instance, when the Gender Bill was introduced in the National Assembly, the Sultan 'killed' the Bill simply by criticizing it publicly.

Even Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II (the world's most revered monarch) would never criticize Parliament publicly, because that would be an abuse of royal privilege.

5. THE ADMINISTRATIVE YOKE:

Nigeria is the only African country that built a new capital from scratch (using resources from the oppressed, deprived and degraded Niger Delta/South East ).

The Cabal claimed that the location of Lagos by the ocean was a security risk, but this was just an excuse to Northernize national public service. A careful look at the map of Africa shows that only 2 nations have central capitals. The most common location for African capitals is at the coast.

London (United Kingdom) is situated at the edge of England on the River Thames. Washington DC (USA) is located along the Potomac River on the East Coast of USA. Paris (France) is located at the edge of France in the north-bending arc of the river Seine.

When Lagos was capital the Governors of Lagos State were from East, West and North. Since the Capital moved to Abuja, NO Nigerian leader has ever had the guts to appoint a Southerner as substantive FCT Minister. The FCT Minister must be a Northerner, preferably a Muslim (the current FCT Minister was appointed while he was Executive Secretary of the Hajj Commission).

6. THE DIPLOMATIC YOKE:

Any Christian leader who questions Nigeria's membership of the two main international Sharia-driven bodies (OIC & D- faces the wrath of the Hausa-Fulani Cabal. So far, only Cdr Ebitu Ukiwe has ever had the guts to seriously question Nigeria's involvement in these Islamic bodies and as a result Ukiwe was summarily dismissed from office.

7. THE MILITARY/SECURITY YOKE:

Nigeria is the only Federation in the world where all MAJOR security agencies are headed by only one section of the Federation and only members of one faith.

Army – Northern Muslim. National Security Advisor – Northern Muslim. Minister of Defence – Northern Muslim. Minister of Internal Affairs- Northern Muslim. Airforce – Northern Muslim. Police – Northern Muslim. Economic Financial Crimes Commission- Northern Muslim. National Civil Defence Corps – Northern Muslim. Department of State Security – Northern Muslim. Immigration– Northern Muslim. Prisons Service– Northern Muslim. Federal Road Safety Corps – Northern Muslim. Nigerian Customs Service – Northern Muslim. Chief of Defence Intelligence – Northern Muslim. Director of Military Intelligence - Northern Muslim. Fire Service – Northern Muslim. National Emergency Management Agency – Northern Muslim. Nigerian Ports Authority- Northern Muslim.

No southerner has been made substantive Comptroller General of Customs in 30 years.

Even with all his braggadocio, Olusegun Obasanjo dared not break the jinx in all this years as Nigeria's President.

Again no southerner has ever been appointed as the Chairman of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission since the day it was established in 2003.

Finally the only southerner that was EVER appointed National Security Advisor was killed after he was unceremoniously removed from office by Goodluck Jonathan after the cabal blackmailed and arm-twisted him and told him that if he wanted peace he must appoint a northerner back to that post.



The above multi-faceted enslavement to the Hausa-Fulani Cabal is not an accident. Read the book by Harold Wilson which clearly states how and why the British laid the foundation for the Hausa-Fulani hegemony in Nigeria.

The principle guiding the Cabal was clearly set forth by the cabal's patron saint, Sir Ahmadu Bello who said to the media:

"The new nation called Nigeria should be an estate of our great grandfather Othman Dan Fodio. We must ruthlessly prevent a change of power. We use the minorities in the north as willing tools and the south as a conquered territory and NEVER ALLOW THEM TO RULE OVER US and NEVER ALLOW THEM TO HAVE CONTROL OVER THEIR OWN FUTURE." – (The Parrot Newspaper, October 12, 1960).

Freedom from the Cabal is NOT about "North versus South". In fact, the greatest victims of the Northern cabal are the Northern masses themselves. The struggle entails "Northern Cabal versus All of Lovers of Freedom".

Nigeria is structurally unworkable and MUST EITHER BE RESTRUCTURED OR BROKEN. The Hausa-Fulani cabal will resist this with their blood, but there is no other way out of the enslavement for us and our children. We cannot continue 'suffering and smiling' in this un-restructured zoo called Nigeria.

The words of Harriet Tubman are relevant here. She said,

'I freed a thousand slaves: I could have freed a thousand more if only they knew they were slaves' ".

The author of this brilliant intervention has given us plenty of food for thought.

He argued the matter in a detailed, succinct and concise manner and he stated the case very well. Though there were one or two omissions, his research is outstanding and his analysis is factual, insightful and incisive. The truth is that he has said it all.

Sadly many in Nigeria do not know that they are slaves to the cabal because they cannot feel the yoke or see their chains.

Yet slaves they are and it is time that we opened their eyes, broke their yokes, cut their chains and freed each and every one of them.

That is precisely why yours truly, and millions of others, insist on restructuring our country or, failing that, dividing her and going our separate ways.

May God deliver us. now is nigeria all about politics or religion

realestniggah:
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the Bible still the greatest weapon to be developed by man..the white man successfully came here under the guise of preaching the good news and successful enslaved you..and you all are still under that bondage..I wonder when y'all are gonna wake up from your slumber

please be careful of what you say God cannot be mocked

(1)He who _refuses to mix Agege bread and akara as a type of sandwich_ is a *racist* - Martin Luther King jnr (1788)

2). He who _completely unwraps moimoi and gala_
before eating *cannot keep a secret* - Abraham Lincoln (1864)

3). Only a *courageous woman* can _fry a bunch of plantain without tasting any_ - Albert Macauley (1872)

4). _Drinking Garri_ doesn't mean ~*u're poor*~, but _allowing the Garri to swell before drinking_ is *poverty* - Queen Elizabeth (1893)

5). Any man who _drinks Alomo bitters without squeezing his face_, is *capable of murder* - Michael Faraday (1899)

6). Any man that uses his _teeth to cut shaki from pepper soup, with his eyes wide open_, is *not afraid of anything* - Williams Shakespeare (1900)

7). Anyone who _graduates from a conventional school without experiencing a strike_, has *never been to Nigeria* - Lord Lugard (1904)

. He who _runs around looking for scissors to cut indomine seasoning sachet_ is *not hungry* - Dr Nnamdi
Azikiwe (1947)

9). He who says _nothing lasts forever_ has *never tried Hausa perfume* - Nelson Mandela (1973)

10). No matter _how hot your temper is_, *it cannot cook yam* - Prof Jega (2015)

11). Anyone who _reads this without laughing_, is *either looking for job* or *needs money badly* - Barack
Obama (2014).

And he who _reads and does not share this_ is _*naturally stingy...*_