₦airaland Forum

wetin be this? Mustay, seems you found a new girlfriend!

three six mmafia said "stay fly(aaaaaaaa), til i die (aaaaaaaa)"

u look cute, NOT!

u really live in portugal?

I'll beat that!

u can't make such statements without having your facts. We all know Nigerian politics is F.ucked up but rumours don't help the situation.

I like girls like this
[flash=400,400]http://youtube.com/watch/v/lj3iNxZ8Dww[/flash]

I am watching this match on the internet, AWESOME!

hey! u referred to me as a ex the other time and I really wanna know when we broke-up.

when? I haven't been here in a minute. I kinda miss you, but its alright. What was in the message?

whata gwan pwetty gal? I am so happy you're online, what have you been up to?

whats with wack-ass chingy

acidrop:
n-guage, u didnt even give me a reply

I did reply you. Its been a long time since we talked, saw u have your pictre on your profile. NICE!

Nigerian time, hun?

smiles at chiegemba

taking your boyfriend to the skies sounds nice.

I'll let it go. WTF?

Does you boyfriend like your wings?

acidrop:
n-guage where in d world have u been?

I've been as busy as Abacha. What have  u been up to?

*thinking* what can I do?

A girl once asked me if Africans ''click-clacked'' like monekys

u wish. . .

THOU SHOULD BE HONOURED FOR MY LATENESS
THAT I'LL EVEN SHOW UP FOR THIS FAKE SHIT!

I really dont think white people are that smart anyway, how long did she practise?

wow! thats so muuuuuuuuuuuuuchhhhhhhhhhhhhhh bulllllshittttttttttttttt! Whats my goddamn biz, if some snowbunny decides to sing a yoruba song. I've been singing English songs since I was born. I dont give a rats ass if some slavemistress sings in my language.

I went to millitary school, that stops people from calling me aje-butter. I probably done shittier things just like ajegunle guys, what makes me mad is when people expect me to pay for their suya (everytime I come to Naija)

u dont need to say weed, just ask for a ''420-friendly gal''