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Romance / Re: My Opinion On Sex by nicbawa: 8:18pm On Aug 21, 2019
LillyVal:
No, it aint me.
But am serious babe
If that's you then you are beautiful and not many girls have the confidence to post pictures of themselves on social media or social sites
Please dear is that you , I really like to see you and am expressing my feelings publicly.

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Romance / Re: My Opinion On Sex by nicbawa: 3:20pm On Aug 21, 2019
LillyVal:
My Opinion On Sex By MiaBallot

“God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time” ― Robin McLaurin Williams

I reached puberty at 16, when I was almost done with my secondary school; was fully “matured” by 17 and a half and had my first sex at 20. One year later I was already hoeing for money.

My first guy was a dude called Daniel. Very stupid fellow. Liar, deceiver and evil minded degenerate. He taught me the greatest lesson of my life and made me realize one thing: all men are after sex in every relationship.

Forget what he tells you, that is what he wants. Believe it or not, many men pay for books and tutorials on bedding ladies. It sounds weird and funny but it is true.

That brings me to one thing about we women. We are always being insincere about what we want in a relationship.

Guys only want one thing: sex.

Women only want two things in a relationship: good sex and money.

When I say good sex, I mean good as in extremely good. That sex that makes us sleep off when you’re done, that’s what we want. Tell him that is what you want, woman. Men, that is what we want, put that in your heads.

Not that one that you go “ha-ha,” “yee-yee” screaming like donkeys before shouting “I’m cuming, I’m cuming” then cuming and collapsing on us like you are cursed. Some men even grab a lady’s boobs like it was a piece of cloth, pressing it like they'are just learning how to play a piano. Some even finger the coochie when it is dry, who does that?

I don’t blame men though. They have always had a poor understanding of the woman’s anatomy. Most don’t even know parts of the vagina. I’m not surprised, how many know the parts of their penis? Most cannot even tell whether they are circumsized or not.

Men, please learn the parts of the coochie: labia minora, labia majora, clitoris, G spot etc, and stop being greedy in the bedroom.

Women, you too should learn the parts of a man’s dick. The one we call the head or tip is the glans. The hole at the top of the glans is called the meatus or urethal opening and the main body is called the shaft.

The underside of the glans that separates the glans from the shaft is called corona and the skin directly under it is called the frenulum.

That frenulum is one of the most sensitive part of the penis. The scrotum (balls) is also sensitive (to touch and temperature) and the perineum, that part between the anus and the scrotum is also very sensitive. Ladies giving bj’s, please take note.

Another thing I observed is that men only enjoy sex when they are cuming or when they are being ridden by a lady.

Ladies, the way to a man’s heart is not his stomach, it is sex, especially cowgirl and reverse cowgirl styles. Ride him and see what happens.

Most men are relaxed when you are on them unlike when they are on top and doing all the work. They even cum later and are usually very satisfied. Some won’t even think for sex for up to a week if they are properly laid.

Guys, you know that kind of sex that makes you to no longer feel the insides of your dick. When you are not even sure whether you still have any semen left in your a scrotum. That's what I'm talking about.

Ladies, slowly rub his chest when you are on him.

After riding him for a while, position yourself so that only the frenulum and glans (Forgotten what they are? Scroll up and check again) of his stuff is going in and out of your coochie while the shaft remains outside. You’ll need to raise your body up and inconvenience yourself during that period but it is worth it.

Some men even start moaning at this point.

He cannot think properly and will promise you anything you request for at this time since all the blood in his body is already concentrated on keeping the dick running. Five men are owing me cars because of this.

That is why I used that quote in the beginning. “God gave man a brain and a penis and only enough blood to run one at a time”. Unfortunate beings.

He will also be loyal after the sex. Not that he won’t bang anyone else if he wants to but he won’t just blank you out as he would have ordinarily done since he still wants the coochie.

At this moment, you should starve him of the coochie. Don't make any demands. Just starve him of it. Find one excuse or the other not to give him the coochie. No one will tell him before he fends for you.
Lillyval is that you on your profile picture?

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Business / Re: Who Has An Idea About The Best And Fastest Loan App In Nigeria by nicbawa: 5:07pm On May 20, 2019
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