₦airaland Forum

hawdi:
Niceeric don send mosquito to come torment me this night....i bind you and your sender....fire!!!

u wan bind my hybrid, energy saving,electronic mosquitoes by fire ehn??......Good luck with that


just to let u know : those niggas run on both battery and solar energy and are equipped with state of the art artificial intelligence

hawdi:
I ain't said that...just that, if anyone's gon ask for anything, na the proper molebi, not a 'supposed' cousin

o ti e ti wa daa bayii.....u av downgraded my molebiship with Taheerah abi?....we shall see

hawdi:
Lool! Joker! Come and drag me na

loool okay...i'll take dat as u just threw in d towel and u don't want my cousin no more

ko bad naa...

fweshblacboai2:
Ah dunno what to type to this......

loool.......u sef know say I dey right

butanep:
May Allah God make it easier for Us... In Jesus Name....

Dat wasn't necessary bro......
if we'll still av Nigeria in one piece tomorrow, religious tolerance is gonna be key in its achievement

PS...I'm a christian too

suyamasta:
that dean must be high on some orijin, but since someone paid and got d number it could just be a mixup! but when its time for callup letter collection u guys shld check they may send it! Cheers

exactly wat I had in mind.....call up letter day would bring up surprises I'm sure

hawdi:
Money go do am..just close your eyes, before you open am, them go don even begin de pound for inside the yam for you chop

no way....you av to till d soil to get the oil...u must work very hard

fweshblacboai2:
huh!!! Were yhu indoor thru out or what? Me am not bored ooo,feyisikemi1 z making me lively like serzly on BBM + I went out wif fwends *wink



Don't fink u reside in lag.....trying to imagine how bored u are.... So sowi,maybe I can be of HELP #justsaying







Still Fweshblacboai....

smh X2......its really in d veins *makes sign of the cross*

taiwoliu:
D guy nor go gree say I b beta soldier.... I ws actually keeping ds as my trump card.niceeric sir.... Dt 1 nor reach ooo... We need lvl'd playing grnd.

erm well....make una make do with that one first...na Wetin dey available be that lol

Nonybb:
My People are f0ols, and f0oled by the Old thieving Politicians. How many Nigeria got TV talkless of getting a Digital Cable? Wake up People. They didnt do it for you and me, they did it for themselves because it bitten them individually. They spend Millions to acquire TV and the only channels they watch is the foreign one, so they particularly know the price of these subscriptions. How many of them have gone to the market to inquire about the Price of 1 Cup of Garri. And who needs "TV" when Garri have disappeared from the Table? I must eat before I watch TV. One they did leaving the other left undone because they live in world of profligacy, sleaze, looting and stashing in hard currencies. I am currently reviewing my decision to vote GEJ next year

so u dont av a TV?.....or u probably know someone who doesn't own one??.....in what hole do u stay??...must be waaayyyyyyy outside our borders..

Mogenerous:
Lol... Don't mind them... They are just jealous ni

oga oooo

hawdi:
Really?? You should tell us more about the Ajala, Bello, Ojuluku (not sure the spelling), BF soap, perfumed rice, Abidjan returnees, the kingship, and every other things na...yeye 'supposed' cousins

so u followed d story keenly.....i see.....it is Ojokuku sha...and stop hating jare...advertise here, u could find a molebi too u know looool

tboy11:
C14 u meant....don't u think registration for A15 is too early even C14 hasn't gone

c14 jare......don't be surprised registration for a15 would start very soon....those people want to rake in all d money they can before Christmas lol

anoda thing though be say na Nigeria we dey......maybe one son or one daughter of one powerful politician never register so they don press button say make DG personally open d registration portal lol

hawdi:
You see am . We no fit fight ehn...let's start from that part you stay away from Mo'

wat do we av here......two young able bodied men fighting over my cousin.....
Maybe u guys need to be given a hoe and a cutlass each and an acre of land each for u guys to till,cultivate and plant yam against d next rainy season in our farm in Ejigbo....the first to finish dat would be considered worthy....just consideration first sha

tboy11:
has anybody noticed that the registration page ( account creation page ) on nysc site is back? why will this be ? thought registration has been closed

against A15.....it means everything that concerns registration and perhaps posting for b14 is DONE!!!

Mogenerous:
dont mind him maybe he needs me to sit h down and tell him ur mom and my mom are related... and ur dad's fam and my dad's are friends

I tire ooo ehnAbi e wan make we draw family tree ni and bring birth certificate of out oloriebis ni ? ? lol

Mogenerous:
I suu spare him abi? oya Cuz, have spared you... come give
mama a hug

thanks cuz * draws near and wants to giv big hug but changes mind and gives tiny one * before awon aye....elenu reso(razor) would start amebo lol

hawdi:
Oya jor ...he's my guy, he's your 'supposed' cousin, spare him abeg!

audi.....wat did u mean by 'supposed' ehn??

taiwoliu:
hmmm.... I lyk dt Jare, In-law is in line abi? As una don confirm cousin-ship.....lol

we don give u pikin ni??....abi u don pay bride price ni?....ehn??

hawdi:
*holds laugh*

u just wab koba mi for my cousin front....na just simple illustration I giv....why evils naw lol

Mogenerous:
Ha mogbe.... Tai wetin? rara oh... that's not how to pronounce my name don't lemme pound on you cuz

no naw!!!....i was only trying to make an illustration ni ooo....to make u know that I'm familiar with the name lol

Drakula:
The way wey some people anxiety De grow for count down, sotey dem De dream of camp.
I believe some of dem go enter their various camp on the 1st of November, come wait for gate till 4th.
Here are the culprits...
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Isryl02 ( m),
Tawfeeqah,
aljpimp (m),
Luvlyfal ( f), (second runner up miss camp)
frankjekkins ,
lilylurv ( f), (first runner up miss camp)
Usherseun ( m),
shootsight( m), (dem sight you for mami markets batch b, De scout for better camp)
sabiguy (m), (Actor, we see u for Abuja camp site yterday, you De case the place, we hear say you don't buy 30 white shirts and shorts, abeg share oh)
AfonSales ( m),
ifeoluwatoyin2 ,
zlatan ,
dania30 (f),
trendiitee( f), (you and taiye marry 4 camp, nysc go dash una 500k,)
niceeric (m), (Mr nice guy)
Idyeyop,
isuzu1 ( m),
louisdaniel( m),
kaffy1232 ( f),
foxyac3 ( m),
mercielizzie (f ),
zeebello ,
oyeludef,
westinfo4040 (m ),
Anugod( f ), (prepare for a miracle)
Ishowdels( m),
HisMajesty1(m ),
meeva ( f ),
Rusa ( f ),
henrinity ( m),
richybanky(m ),
sheyihandsy( m),
psymonds (m ), (I hear say nysc put you for kitchen staff, make you De pound yam)
jennyesh ( f ),
Josieojeb,
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m),
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
noordean ( m), (I hear say you De practice marching)
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
fantasticfarouk ( m),
sodiqyinka (m), (sabi guy see you last week wear white jalabia De rehearse camp exercise. No wear day jalabia come camp oh. Na white shirt, shorts and shoe's)
Mogenerous (f ), (miss camp)
Wildemex92( m),
myquestion (m), (come out of ghost mode and as ur qst)
suyamasta (m), (suya De wait for you oh)
Ayomax( m), (boss)
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (I hear say you De gym so you go win Mr macho for camp, take am easy)
navistar (m), (dem say you De practice waking up by 4am)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f), (fine girl)
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
AYOOLA1983 , m (dreaming of nysc since 1983)
editate( m),
Tashaa (f),
hawdi( m), (girls go fight for camp because of you)
Claroo( m),
gbemmie09 (f ),
Jaylord1 ,
keppyy ( f),
jenyunwojo (f ),
HisMajesty1 (m),
Wildemex92( m),
Akinife( m),
fweshblacboai2 (m), (na only you never dream if camp yet)
DamiEsan,
jennyesh (f),
Toscoas2 (m),
Sammyblaq( m),
Salihu00,
meditate( m),( stop meditation and comment, camp is less than 2 weeks)
.

If your name no Dey here, you be better prospective otondo, sojo go flog you for camp...


Good morning house,




Abeg na joke oh.

looooool.......na wa for u ooo

taiwoliu:
na Ajala b una nick name.....*wears invisibility cloak*

lol bro!!..Ajala ni wa oooo

Mogenerous:
Hehehehe, am Taheerah... If its pronounciatn is confusing, refer am as Tolulope
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Nice meeting you cuz
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BTW, i got a bro watching over me on here so y'all dudes and beefers, back off.... Ahhhh shooki

d pronunciation is easy naw......no be wetin yoruba people turn to Tairat ni? lol..

It's really nice meeting you too cousin!

Dminister:
this got me laffing.hahaha! Na wa ooo!

na d illustration wey fit d case be dat lol

fweshblacboai2:
you ehn.....yhu be green snake under green grass....u con blend,chai derez God oooo

loool.....I accept but if na by snake and grass we dey measure am,ur own pass snake ooo....green elephant in a green forest lol

Adeymide:
Abeg which dept you dey? CSC abi EEE OR MEE

na Electronic and Computer Engineering oooo for LASU

fweshblacboai2:
*Passing by*

pass ooo.....u sha don see d post lol

Horlawoomey:
I think I came across that thread too, its a very slim chance. Nigerians are careful peepz

ure right on that too.....guess it all borders on destiny

Usherseun:
bible study! as if i hear, wetin u cum study for d bible oo? i dey listen

something wey e don forget tey tey lol

dstnd:
ehhhhhehhhheheeheheeheh!!!me n. Dania next!

make I go de sew my agbada down lol

Horlawoomey:
YOU CAN FIND E-LOVE ON NAIRALAND

real love too bro......saw a thread sometime last year about a couple dat met here (NL) and got married last year