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Taiye4Christ: Having listened to the cases of both the plaintiff and the defendant, I will give both parties the chance to reach an out-of-court settlement. If by 8pm today, no agreement is reached, then full proceedings will proceed with the jury (elders) and the chief judge (nabsprada) present.
Niceeric, the restraining order is temporarily lifted until 7:59pm. The court adjourns to 8pm tonight to hear report of the agreement. I rise.

yaaaay!!!

all I said is 'e be like'......and from d look of things, I may be right...
P.S.....just thinking aloud...I no dey follow anybody talk ooo

Taiye4Christ: Titiluvly, on thursday.

On that day, the lion was telling the truth, but it was the unicorn‘s day of lies

I strongly concur

Taiye4Christ: Mr niceeric, at this juncture, I find it pertinent to issue a restraining order on you. You are not permitted to go 100m e-distance close to or around her. You cannot have any form of communication with her either, until this case is resolved. Now, a violation of this order will not help your case and will attract grave penalties. Capeesh?

okay sir!

Taiye4Christ: Ok. Case stated.

those are grievious and heinous allegations. Hope you understand the gravity of these charges?


Mr niceeric, present your case.

all d allegations na hoax oga mi.......

Dania undermined my thread guarding abilities, I no talk, d thing wey she write dey full with sarcasm sotey if u read am u go see say e bad gan....

I come advise am say make she stop her mischievous ways before person go break him head.....i put that one there as a deterrent ni o.....just as tobacco company dey always say smokers are liable to die young....u know say dat one no mean say d tobacco company go kill anybody wey smoke abi?

I come further clear myself say no be me go break her head ooo infact I no mean say anybody go even break am,na just deterrent o and she no see d thing process easily....e be like say her RAM low small

satope1: You would have been warned not to talk directly to my client. All your post to her is causing her more pains and i would add causing emotional stress and stalking to the list of offences if you don't refrain. Thank you.

na yr client kuku dey follow me talk

dania30: And why would u think of violence in the first place 'break head' I fear guys who even think or wish a lady's head should be broken

it was just a deterrent......just like saying smokers are liable to die young.......d tobacco company doesn't wish death on anyone and they're not saying d tobacco would necessarily kill d user....

Baba jamiu dat cuts grass around here has been smoking since his childhood days and is still very much alive and in his mid forties...u see I just put a deterrent in my advice to u

Titiluvly: Care to explain

okay ma'am, a lawn mower has blades so does grass,so blade to blade they wrestle, the lawn mower always conquers and d battle can be called even cos both mower and grass has blades .....as d mower sweeps across d yard d battle against d foe(grass) is easily won and it's season to use the mower when the grass is full-mostly when d rains nourish d grass and dats d only time d mower gets used

Taiye4Christ: Madam, get a hold of yourself, please. We are in the middle of legal proceedings here. I promise you, justice is assured for all. Thank you.

I tire ooo

Titiluvly: Riddles Time .....E Don tey........

Blade to blade I always win,
My foe laid low and even.
Yard by yard through thick and thin,
I'm busiest in season

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dania30: Oh please! U are the last person I'd be taking advise from atm

okay don't take it........it is still there incase u change your mind sha

satope1: First let me introduce my honorable self. I am Barrister satope, a law school graduate from the prestigious london law school class of 1958. That was two years before Nigeria's independence. I was contracted by client the honorable member of the house dania30 about a threat to her by a member of the house who made the comment of intending to "break your head" in reference to her. I have investigated the claims and personally convinced that the said defendant is not only guilty of the offence but much more like libel, rigging, manipulation and the big one holding secret meetings with sinister motives to topple the government of this honorable house. The defendant is no other than Mr niceeric.

Chai!!!!....see lie oooooo......I advised Dania to stop her mischievous ways make person no break her head one day and I even went ahead to say no be me go break am ooo cos I no dey break head simple!!!
lawyers are liars true true na so I talk am ooo taiye4christ

dania30: So u were part of the 95% that did the voting Now I know my friends
Taiye4Christ

Dania, I won't advise u start blackmailing house mates over the turn of proceedings....u see, the truth is d truth anyday anytime and it has nothing to do with individual housemate actions/reactions

satope1: Ha! Can you see revelations? So you have been conducting secret meetings behind the back of the leaders of the house? What's your aim? To overrun the existing government. A coup abi?


I just got another evidence against you. Can you all be witnesses to this. He is planning a coup. We don't even need a civilian court again. Na military one fit determine this. I push the motion that he is a threat to the public peace and stability of this house and appropriate measures and sanctions be carried out immediately.

conducting a secret poll is a majorly civilian activity mr lawyer......a coup would only be d right word to use if I attacked any of the founding fathers of the thread and I do a complete 'moniker assassination ' on them......I did neither of these so I no plan and execute coup ooo.....all I did is simple mathematical statistics....mat 162
dania30 maybe u should start seeking another legal counsel cos this one no reach ooo

wordsplay: Watch how what u call evidence will be thrown outta court like a bad habit. Y'all aint got nothing on niceeric, with or without a lawyer he's winning this. The broda spoke his mind

Now that's ma Nigga!!!!..... so lawyer u see I av been vindicated by d street??...all I dished out was d truth and nothing but d truth...thanks bro!!!! @ wordsplay

satope1: so you attest to it now. I don't to argue with you. Evidence just keeps piling up on you. Where's the opinion poll you carried out? So you have been pulling out results from thin air i.e rigging just like PDP has been doing since 1886.? Taiye4christ and others elders. Please we need the court to be set up asap. I need justice for my client. An injustice to one is injustice to all.

d word 'secret' matters a lot in the opinion poll, u can't ask me to divulge procedure used in carrying out a secret opinion poll cis it is SECRET!! .... . conduct yours and see d results

as for d woman wrapper declaration saga....u did that yourself!!! and I agree totally!

dania30: Goodluck niceeric. U sure do need all the luck in the world . See u in court then

I av that in my knapsack already.....money luck no be problem.....

satope1: Abusing a representative of the law and calling them woman wrapper. You sure would do well to meet us in court. I am personally charging you for libel and disrespect for constituted authorities. How also did you come up with the 95% of house members? So you have been rigging? Another offence and even went as far as impersonation of house members by claiming what they didn't attest to. Those old women from the village are definitely not sleeping. Lol.

I didn't call u woman wrapper now....but since you've acknowledged it, dat one is settled then......as for 95% derivation formula, do a secret opinion poll and you'll be surprised if could even be more than 95%.... i'm innocent of the allegations levelled against me!!!!

dania30: So house y'all think I'm full of mischief And satope1 serve him the court papers and charge him for all the aforementioned

like Alomo they say,the truth is bitter.... you just av to accept it as it is.....people fit no wan talk ask u ask dem but for their mind they don talk yes already

rumour even has it that it could be up to 96/97% statistically speaking lol

satope1: you can be rest assured to be availed of the best service. What you want us to do to him? I have listed the following case list against him. Harassment of a damsel, direct and indirect threat to break her head, use of violence, lies and deception, trying to subvert the issues, ungentlemanliness, public disorder and threat to the peace of the community.

I need your approval to go ahead and serve him this notice.

all this 'blessings' just for me?d Lord is good!!!

*whistling fela-i no be gentleman at all oo*

satope1: It would be in your best interest to remain silent. Any words you utter would be used against you in the court of law. I hope you got served the court papers already. Thank you.

I don die.....oga lawyer, I no follow Dania talk anythin pass say make she stop her mischief nothing more
95% of the housemates((except the woman wrappers ( I no say u be one o...but anywhere wey my words touch u/anybody make una just accept am) ))fit attest to am say she dey mischievous I'm sure and I say make she reduce am make person(not me ofcourse) no break her head-just a harmless advice

jalay: Pls let the house tell me if the C14 registration online i compulsory and how needfull it is? Requirements if need be..

one thing I can tell u is that it is 'over compulsory! ' cos without it,there'll be no mobilisation
as for requirements, you'll get that from those who av done theirs just stick around

dania30: If that's an apology,,, it'd better be formal

ehn....well,okay....u av to apologise for d sarcastic comment u made on my abilities as d thread guard first

dania30: I need the best hands on this one @satope1, u got a case already and money is not the issue
And niceeric henceforth, u will speak to me through my lawyer(s). Das all

see as small matter reach court case ooo.....

dania30: I need a lawyer asap

see me see trouble ooo...but anyway,d 'actually ' in d sentence had to be put there cos if I no go lie, if u continue with ur mischievous ways e go still happen....only say no be me go break am lol

dania30: And niceeric threatened me Hope una dy see am

see setup ooo....i didn't threaten u nawwww??....i made sure I didn't say I‘ll break ur head, na 'person' I use make e no look like say i'll be d one to actually do it....i no be head breaker ooo

Dminister: hmmm very good to knw.. Mr niceeric I say good job o!

always at your service *grins*

Taiye4Christ: She‘s a fun and nice lady, though.

How was your day?

I guess so lol...my day was great thanks, urs?

Kingemmy01: Na sleep sure pass o. May God keeps us all insight.
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U na good nit.

goodnight bro

Taiye4Christ: A big amen to that o

Kikikikikikiki

looool....na so oo bro

dania30: Niceeric has been doing just that... He's the gateman of the thread. Even though sometimes
Anyways, it's gonna be unfair throwing him out of his duty post when he has been manning the gate 'perfectly' well

Dania,take time o.....the sarcasm in this ur post is overglaring....u and this your mischievous ways sha, na God go help u make person no break ur head one day

Dminister: hehehehehehe..... Abeg o! I dey fine, hw u too?

me sef dey fine oo oga mi