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3. Blue Band

Blue band has been with Nigeria for quite a while. Their adverts are quite interesting also. Who remembers this advert from the 90s?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fAQ4-u3UuB0

2. Kanu Nwankwo

Sorry we are mentioning him twice, but he did another funnier advert. The language was especially original and quite funny.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hE-IaXzVO3k

1.Papilo (Kanu Nwankwo)

Popular Nigerian footballer, Kanu Nwankwo featured in a Peak milk advert, the words of which we may never forget as long as we live. Who remembers this?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh5Y_9PnQl4

Watching television in Nigeria during the 90s was a very interesting experience. There were some adverts that made us laugh, and others that made us cry.

ROTF; Religion of the Fool

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16. You do not beat a child on the day he breaks a pot.

In our words start on time!

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15. You cannot shave a man’s head in his absence

He has to be there!

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13. When the door is closed, you must learn to slide across the crack of the sill.

This one is somehow.

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12. When hunger gets inside you, nothing else can.

This proverb makes me hungry.

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11. We must blame the thief first before we say that where the owner put her property was improper.

You people need to stop blaming victims.

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10. The man who has bread to eat does not appreciate the severity of a famine.

I got 99 problems and food ain’t one.

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9. Silence is an attribute of the dead; he who is alive speaks.

I think some people might be dead inside.

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8.  One takes care of one’s own: when a bachelor roasts yam, he shares it with his sheep.

This one is very important.

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7. If you don’t sell your head, no one will buy it.

That is so deep.

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6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

Thank God!

16. You do not beat a child on the day he breaks a pot.

15. You cannot shave a man’s head in his absence

14. Where you will sit when you are old shows where you stood in youth.

13. When the door is closed, you must learn to slide across the crack of the sill.

12. When hunger gets inside you, nothing else can.

11. We must blame the thief first before we say that where the owner put her property was improper.

10. The man who has bread to eat does not appreciate the severity of a famine.

9. Silence is an attribute of the dead; he who is alive speaks.

8.  One takes care of one’s own: when a bachelor roasts yam, he shares it with his sheep.

7. If you don’t sell your head, no one will buy it.

6. If something that was going to chop off your head only knocked off your cap, you should be grateful.

5. Fear a silent man. He has lips like a drum.

4. A man with a cough cannot conceal himself.

ProfessorPeter:
Continue

I see what you mean, believe me i do.

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2. As there is guilt in innocence, there is innocence in guilt.

Thank you for this one Yoruba people. Thank you!

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1. A stammerer will eventually say father.

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Wow! Eventually right? Right?

3. After we fry the fat, we see what is left.