candlewax:
every drunkard should embrace this opportunity than wasting two kidneys for nothing

Augustap

chai u re insanely right

begwong:
And when you shout ALLAHU AKBAR in the plane

you not funny

Meanwhile!! I just. Wasted my hard earned Mb on this shit.. Bleep all those liepods.

Shout out to my goons! FTC straight up

God bless you Mr ifeayin. U remember your physics quite well. As for Black Charger go back to your Physics notebook (SS2) and read up about Reflection.. RIP to u once again

HtwoOw:


If you want forensic analysis beg for it, dont be looking for oshofree


You wey get sense wetin you sabi? Mr sensible obo langido


Save picture and analyze on corel draw, change the contrast, color and intensity of picture . I've done it and I know it's not photoshop


Kindly get the Fvck off my mentions, I don't do people with low iq and follow follow no research people

. RIP Blackcharger

THIS IS BIOGRAPHY OF PROPHET
. M U H A M M A D (S. A. W)
〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰〰
★NAME : - Muhammad (SAW)
★FATHER :- Abdullah
★MOTHER :- Ameenah
★PROFESSION :- Business man, then a Prophet.
★DATE OF BIRTH :- 12th Rabii' Al- Awwal
★PLACE OF BIRTH:- Makkah
★RESIDENCE:- Makkah then moved to Madina
★LIVE IN MAKKAH: - 50 years
★LIVE IN MADINA: - 13 years
★YEARS OF PREACHING: - 23
★AGE :- 63
★YEARS ACTIVE:-583–609 CE as merchant
609–632 CE as religious leader
★DEATH DATE :- June 8, 632.(11th after Hijra)
. A C T I O N S
(1) Virtue
(2) Preaching
(3) Jihad in Islam
. B E H A V I O U R
(1) Peace and Justice
(2) Loving of every body
(3) Liking of Muslims
(4) Regardful of any organ
(5) philanthropic
WIVES MARRIED PERIOD
(1) Khadija bint Khuwaylid 595–619
(2) Sawda bint Zamʿa 619–632
(3) Aisha bint Abi Bakr 619–632
(4) Hafsa bint Umar 624–632
(5) Zaynab bint Khuzayma 625–627
(6) Hind bint Abi Umayya 625–632
(7) Zaynab bint Jahsh 627–632
( Juwayriyya bint al-Harith 628–632
(9) Ramla bint Abi Sufyan 628–632
(10) Rayhana bint Zayd 629–631
(11) Safiyya bint Huyayy 629–632
(12) Maymunah bint al-Harith 630–632
(13) Maria al-Qibtiyya 630–632
. C H I L D R E N
★Boys:-
(1) Al-Qassem
(2) Abdullah
(3) Ibrahim
★Girls:-
(1) Zaynab
(2) Ruqayyah
(3) Ummu Kalthoom
(4) Fatima
Happy Maolud Nabiyu celebration!!!!!!!!!

nmreports:
Some of us have done these things so I won't judge.
Infact most sexually active girl have done this so it's not unusual.

However, know that it's a crime in Nigeria and also a sin to God if you are religious.

I have personally... Myself experienced a lady that died from this concussion. The guy is in jail (hopefully he is free) eventhough he was not there when she was using the drugs.
I personally also know a friend that was lucky to escape jail time because of complications after the girl used drugs.

I advice you in all humility to visit a hospital. Don't be sad nor feel bad. Life goes on. You should be above 18 so feel no shame at the hospital too. Stand tall.

I'm also afraid if you eventually leave this baby... Well I pray the baby is fine and healthy eventually.

Don't wait more days chief, visit the hospital and run a scan. Let her be taken care of and decide about what you want to do after confirmation that she is fine in her womb, abdomen etc.

Avoid police, prison, sin and breaking the law every way you can.

. All the grammar u re blowing..remember thier is OXFORD ooooo

Bisjosh:
Pls go and see a gynaecologist

Everyone here can only assume and suggest.

Scan and tests need to be carried out asap

Finally: stop having unprotected se!x if you cant handle the responsibility

Kids these days

lols bad. Guy

US ELECTIONS 2016 BREAKING NEWS!!!
Donald Trump is leading massively in Onitsha Anambra and Enugu. We are yet to get reports from Imo and Lagos.

If you do not find all these pictures funny, we dare you not to laugh after watching this video:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mqm37klYqA






Where is lalasticala sev

14. Oh No

13. A message to the government

12. Are you kidding?

11. Unbelievable

10. Tag a father who will do this

9. Day-time fantasy

8. Wonderful buttons

7. This is wickedness

6. Really?

5. Twisted minds

4. Time to fish

3. Innovative right?

2. Wi-fi needed

1. For the love of apple products

Many people will turn down joyful posts like these as they will prefer to discuss the pressing issues of the society. In reading light articles and cartoons intended for kids, many people get struck by great ideas that will translate into a sea of wealth for them.

The pictures here are to make you laugh. If your mood fails to improve after seeing these funny pictures, that means we can only pray for God to give you a reason to smile:

Wow!!!! The number 2 advert made me remembered the day I had accident during the Korea / Japan 2002 world cup when I was knocked down by vehicle due to my anxiety for Nigeria vs Argentina match

8. Oh Jerry

This Mtn advert was so romantic, it made us laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kVNNrIlnBy0



CC; lalasticala Mynd

7. Baba blue

This baba blue advert was quite funny back in the day, watch and see if it still is:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Ks52vRDMnA

6. Indomie

When Indomie first came to Nigeria, this was the advert they were synonymous with.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rwSjs8MsjdM

5. Udeme

‘My friend Udeme is a great man’ is a line many of us will forever remember, and it is all thanks to this advert:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NZp3448RSdc

4. Panadol

Who remembers Oga Solo from this Panadol extra advert?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_WjRv9RXy2Y