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Education / Re: Mention One Crazy Thing You Did In Secondary School by Nicepessie: 12:20pm On Feb 23, 2015
I was in one of d most notorious secondary school then (fgc)

@ my ss1 i discovered and created a bamboo joint inside bush,Whr u talk ur gf deir alone wit ur wrapper Or blanket to do Wat WE see on movies,it was their I saw it deir for d 1st tym.

After my discovery all under bamboo tree was own by people who clear,d owner,
Infact most tyms I use to pray for bell to ring So Dat Ppl will go for food,while I sneak into bamboo to see live biology,

I got used to it.Till one day blood spill over d gels body, Cuz of numerous attempt.I was caught,Cuz d gel CULD Nt hid d pain.was tken to clinic.as per gels,u knw dem and fear,she mention my full Nam n d joint.

I was brought out of assembly ground,flog and accused of immorality.suspended for a week.went homE and tell popsi mid term break.

Infact the school was So bad WE slept wit female corpers.

Thiz is a school Dat u cn hang a junior student on fan n flog,pouring water!

this is a school that if ur to enter ss1 from js3,u will b stripped naked,all of u will run down and open field naked, den u will push into a pit toilet Whr senior student poo on d floor,10 student will b push into a small square meter toilet wit poo all over d ground.forced in and lock,for 5mins.
open u go out sweating Nxt batch enter.

A skool that d principal enter mail hostel wit gun @ nite
A skool Dat all hostel lite is destroyed by senior student.u cn only u touchlite
A skool Dat principal xcape death,Cuz bunk was thrown towards in,while He was climbing up,imagine u hearing sound of bunk rolling down d stair case towards u,u see No1 Cuz WE Dnt use lite xcept touch,
Infact I Hv So much to say

Infact I was known as master,Cuz all sort of porn I had it den,pictures ohh,coloured,black n white,American, sites.does DAYS if I Cum bck from holiday,my mate will full my body asking me I Gv him one Or two.sum Dat deir parent is So strict.
Evn gels in my class ask to see too,Bt gels as WE all know.preferred to Cum alone radar Dan cumin wit ha frnds.Dey NEVA watch in class rada wen Dey go for pE she will go stay alone.

Evn wen Dey wnt to return d porn pictures etc to Mi,Dey will Tke me to canteen, I will Jst tink she wnts to buy snacks for Mi Cuz I gav ha pics.for Whr Na Jst to go return am Mke Ppl no knw

Hardknocks

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Crime / Re: Confusion As Wife Kills Husband On Valentine’s Day by Nicepessie: 11:46am On Feb 23, 2015
Most tyms I wonder the kind of men WE now Hv,Hw cn u be fighting wit a woman,Jst a common woman a man is fighting wit all d strength God gav men.

U don't fight a woman u beat ha.I Hv always look to find Or encounter d act of a woman beating a man,I will Lik to see it hppn live Let Mi see Wat kind of man,n d woman Dat has such strength. Cuz I Kip wondering.is it Dat dis hppn to fat men Or Wat.

I Hv NEVA beaten a woman before,Bt I Hv encountered a furious woman who insist of pushing Mi to a fight.I Jst use ma hand gab ha two hands.blood pumping to d finger cut/reduce,At a point she strtd begging me Dat am hurting ha.

This a woman who jump up and down,I now imagine hitting ha hard wit force Dat will b death.
Evn my gf Jst sum wrds she strtd crying,Nw imagine fighting.

Wen u wnt to beat a woman she run n beg,So Hw Cum fighting Wich I Dnt understand.

Wat kind of men r dis category, Cuz I knw woman r Jst Nt strong At all.So this men Whr r Dey from?
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 3 - Payment, Shipping & Marketing by Nicepessie: 4:28pm On Feb 22, 2015
Please pardon me if this questions ARE asked Bfr!! My hands ARE up for does who wnts to shout @me


Pls if I place my order as stated on the sites,will the goods land At my area assuming I live in akwa ibom Or Ph!!

this is in respect of free shipping!! Tnks please kindly xplain steps for me Tnks n God bless u all
Business / Re: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by Nicepessie: 3:21pm On Feb 22, 2015
Please pardon me if this questions ARE asked Bfr!! My hands ARE up for does who wnts to shout @me cry cry cry


Pls if I place my order as stated on the sites,will the goods land At my area assuming I live in akwa ibom Or Ph!!

this is in respect of free shipping!! Tnks please kindly xplain steps for me Tnks n God bless u all
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Slept With Another Man...is It Right To Go On With Her? by Nicepessie: 8:31am On Feb 22, 2015
dpoladapo604:
We have been together for over six months. I love her so much (never fell so much in love) and she's so crazy in love with me too. she's such a wonderful lady I've ever met. she would do anything just to prove and protect our relationship.

Early January this year she came to my place to spend few days. during her visit, I one day took her phone and checked through her bbm I saw her chat with one cleric (Alfa) asking the man to help her about a shocking dream she had about me and also talking about d previous guy she was dating before I met her. I was so confused I couldn't talk till she left but on her way to the park I ask her if she was cheating or something and she assured me that she's all mine.

So the following day after she left I called her and told her that I went through her phone and I observe that she's still having some affairs wit her previous boy friend, she first started talking angrily that why should I go through her phone without her conscience but after few minutes she called back and started begging not to be annoyed by the way she talked regard me checking her phone. after a lot of begging I told her I'm no more annoyed but I warned her not to go to the Alfa because I could observe that the Alfa has other interior motive from the way he was chatting and she promised not to visit him.

So last Tuesday she came to my place and I tried to go through her chats on bbm and to my biggest surprise my lady was asking the man to pay her the money she spent on abortion to her (omo I was so shocked) I couldn't blv my eyes,I saw a part where the man was asking if she love him and she said no...dat thats why she couldn't keep his pregnancy. I kept it for good days till when she was about to leave this morning. The question I threw at her was "did you really did abortion?" she was shocked and started swearing with the holy book...I asked her to bring her fone and I viewed the Alfa's pics and asked if dis was d same Alfa I asked her not to visit and she said no he's the not him. I showed her the pics I tuk from that chat....she was shocked and accepted she slept with him but she did no abortion saying she only want to use that to get money from the Alfa. I asked her why....but she kept saying she didn't know how it happened. she was just begging and crying. the reason y I was so pained is that I warned her not to go to him but he go against my warning. I love her but I'm not comfortable with her. after too much begging and crying I told her I've forgive her.

Please is it advisable to go on with this lady?...I'm confused because I'm still in luv with her I can't just let her go but something keeps telling me that I may regret go on with her. AND IS IT WRONG FOR PARTNERS TO CHECK EACH OTHERS FONE?

Hw can u keep such a gal,Haha Wat is Lov!!!

My dear go to car stand and buy tear rubber and leave tokumbo!!!
Hw cn u date gel u knw Hv Don abortion,2mr wen u marry ha u will Cum here to cry of no Baby.
Do u xpect the gel to tell u Dat she did abortion!!!!

Wen u ask ha abt d guy,Shebi she swear say Notin is goin on,still dis is exposed.
Wen u hear Dat she is in d hospital abortion own will xpose
Wen u marry ha no child own will open up.

Beware of second hand gels Jst Lik 2nd moto!!!

#fresh tear rubber gels my tin#
#Change any useless for fresh#
#I Cnt imagine using dump chick by anoda guy,and I know of it#
#Dats y d poor will still continue to b poor##
#Picking dirty gels and call gf#


If am d Alfa I will destroy d cervix den after u eyez will b open,I pity guys who guys fire deir gf n Dey still date
#listening wake up by flavour n wandering coal##
Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between The Senate And House Of Representative? by Nicepessie: 5:32pm On Feb 20, 2015
agabusta:


Beautiful explanation. This is what I like about nairaland before political jobbers took over. Intelligent responses to questions. I was among the folks canvassing for scrapping of one of the arms.

But with this your superb explanation, I have changed my mind. I think it is better we retain both. I like the explanation you used about Bayelsa and Kano. Bayelsa has lesser population than Kano but the same number of Senators. But the house of rep corrects this anomaly with Kano having more Reps than Bayelsa. Also Bayelsa has already being compensated for this by having an equal number of senators with Kano.
This is beautiful.


Wat is beautiful abt Wat He Jst said?

d op ask deir different functions and someone started giving u number of Ppl in different chambers ur sayin beautiful, if I may ask beautiful Wat?

@tyms I Jst wonder How WE read and understand tins,d poor education background!!!

D op said d two chambers invited Inec,Why should it b So? Wat ARE d difference BTW d two chambers,d some strtd saying Lagos has blah blah blah members is Dat y d two chambers Hv d rite to invite.

Wat He Or she means is Dat Wat is the power limitation as person d two houses..

Chai people
Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between The Senate And House Of Representative? by Nicepessie: 5:20pm On Feb 20, 2015
soe:
May i have your attention please.

Nigeria runs what we call a " binocular bicameral legislator"

In other words, the job of one legislative arm is handled by two.

The reason is very simple.

The Senate reflects Equality of states

36 states produce 3 senators, FCT produces 1.
(36*3)+1=109senators with equal power


The House of Reps reflects the equality of every citizen.

In this case, every state is given rep mrmbers based on their actual population. Lagos has one of the highest number of honourables (24), same as kano (24), then bayelsa and nasarawa are the least with 5 seats each before FCT (2 seats). But the total number of honourables is 360.

The senate was created because most states felt cheated based on the population thingy, so we decided to make all states have the equality in the senate.

I hope you understand?




Some one ask differentiate dem!!! Ur now telling us How Dey Cum into place, differentiation means what dis does and what d other does,in respect to their functions!!

Not telling us dis has dis numbers,state and blah blah blah!!!

Wat is d difference BTW d two house!!!

not abuse has one member So So state has two Or mre members that's not Wat u Whr asked!!!

Haha ARE u now telling us that numbers ARE d different BTW d two houses!!

And Ppl Whr liking ur comment,this How people copy from others and fail xams.Jst as ten people like ur comment it shows Dat u CULD Hv drive ten plus u to xam failure!!!

for Mi I CULD score you -8(for dragging ur fellow class mate to grave)
Politics / Re: What's The Difference Between The Senate And House Of Representative? by Nicepessie: 5:20pm On Feb 20, 2015
[quote author=soe post=30884487]May i have your attention please.

Nigeria runs what we call a " binocular bicameral legislator"

In other words, the job of one legislative arm is handled by two.

The reason is very simple.

The Senate reflects Equality of states

36 states produce 3 senators, FCT produces 1.
(36*3)+1=109senators with equal power


The House of Reps reflects the equality of every citizen.

In this case, every state is given rep mrmbers based on their actual population. Lagos has one of the highest number of honourables (24), same as kano (24), then bayelsa and nasarawa are the least with 5 seats each before FCT (2 seats). But the total number of honourables is 360.

The senate was created because most states felt cheated based on the population thingy, so we decided to make all states have the equality in the senate.

I hope you understand?



Some one ask differentiate dem!!! Ur now telling us How Dey Cum into place, differentiation means what dis does and what d other does,in respect to their functions!!

Not telling us dis has dis numbers,state and blah blah blah!!!

Wat is d difference BTW d two house!!!

not abuse has one member So So state has two Or mre members that's not Wat u Whr asked!!!
Properties / Re: Behold, The Controversial Most Expensive Building In Abuja by Nicepessie: 10:37am On Feb 20, 2015
karlriz:
The Maitama District of Abuja is best known as the playground of the rich and famous. A district well developed with a lot of magnificent architectural master pieces which never cease to amaze passersby. UGBOJA FELIX OJONUGWA writes on one building that has left many  comments in its wake.  

Among several jaw-dropping edifices in Abuja, the very popular exotic-looking building on Gana street, adjacent to the Transcorp Hilton Hotel stands out like a castle on the hill.

According to a number of taxi drivers in Abuja, it is very difficult to drive a passenger past the building without hearing, “wow what sort of mighty house is this?” …”Who owns this expensive building?”…”What is this building meant for?” And the questions go on and on.

Without a doubt, there could be more expensive buildings in the city, but the strategic location of this one, how monumental it looks, and the lack of clear details about its use makes it even more interesting.

The assumptions surrounding what the building could be are quite numerous. For such a structure to look like that, a museum, library or a public memorial building would readily come to mind but these are mere guesses.

A number of people who spoke to LEADERSHIP Friday aired their different and very interesting opinions about what they think of the building.

“I think it belongs to the Pope,” said Abalaka Julius, with an innocent smile.

“This building? It belongs to Okocha, na,” Chima Eze says with every level of confidence he could muster.

“Someone told me that it belongs to IBB, the former president,” said Oyilonla Damola.

“It belongs to AA Oil,” said Ali, a taxi driver.

There is no unanimous stand among several people spoken to about who and what the building is all about.

In the quest to know more, LEADERSHIP Friday went to Development Control Abuja to inquire about the building. From there, LEADERSHIP Friday was further directed to Maitama District office, where a staff revealed that the building most likely belongs to a certain Aliyu Abubakar, chairman of AA Oil Limited.

Looking at the nature of the building, its environment adorned with statues and a terrace lawn, one could tell that the material for erecting such a building were solely imported and its design also inspired by that in a foreign country just as Alhaji Aliyu Abubakar would admit in an online interview sometime ago retrieved from nairaland.com.

According to the chairman of AA Oil Limited, he said he acquired the plot of land where the structure is erected in 2005 from an indigene of Zamfara State at a cost of N1 billion.

The interview further revealed that Aliyu, who trained as a building technologist before venturing into oil business, said that he financed the building from his personal savings, as he did not obtain any mortgage from any bank.

“This building belongs to me. I bought the land occupying this building around 2005 from one man from Zamfara State. I bought it for N1billion because of the location. Thereafter, a thought came to me. By the way, I am a builder. I specialise in building houses of model quality. Any house I build is usually very special.”

“The whole idea about that is just for everyone to know that it is very possible to replicate the type of things we see overseas in Nigeria. So, I resolved that since I had the opportunity of acquiring this land, I would put up a structure that would be equal to none in the entire city and maybe the country.” He said.

Without doubt, the building has generated a lot of interest and has remained popular among enthusiasts in the city of Abuja.

If the purchase of land could be worth as much as a billion naira, one could only imagine how much it would cost to put up such a magnificent edifice on it. Certainly millions of dollars.

With the level of security surrounding the building, and a gate manned by stern-looking security personnel, it was impossible for LEADERSHIP Friday to gain access into the building. But a number of people spoken to revealed that Aliyu Abubakar does come around, although it is unclear if the building is entirely a private residence or whether some offices occupy some spaces within.

http://leadership.ng/features/412838/could-this-be-the-most-expensive-building-in-abuja

Can u tell us Wat is beautiful abt dis church u call Huz.
Politics / Re: Boni Haruna Cries After Seeing Boko Haram Destruction In Adamawa (Pics) by Nicepessie: 10:35am On Feb 20, 2015
itsdumebi:
The minister of Youth Development, Boni Haruna, broke down and cried yesterday after seeing the destruction Boko Haram brought down on some villages in Adamawa. Haruna was also a former governor of the state.
http://itsdumebi.com/minister-sheds-tears-after-seeing-boko-haram-devastation-in-adamawa/



Where did u see tears!!!
Hmmmmm Nawa ohhh

Sumone hug and was happy for boko harm destruction ur saying crying!!!

Whr did u see tears
Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Nicepessie: 9:15pm On Feb 19, 2015
Fake hair::reason on

Okirika top reason 2

mouth too small to accept heavy n long diccckk

Too much foam in d breasst, Dat means u Hv small breasst, Bt u decide to put too much foam to Jack it up!!


if ur two breasst is joint together, it Cnt b fccked property,turnoff for guys!!

U Hv a slim nature it means ur puccci will b to wide and deep,endless pit puccci also slim gels wet too much Lik okro turn off.


That gel blow is ur sister,So if a guy marry u ur kids will look Lik below picture,turnoff!!

guys beware of slim gels,pit is deir name

Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Nicepessie: 9:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
I guess ur HIV positive!!!!!

Or ur puccci stinks,wen guys get near u!!!

ur bckside Maybe Lik billboard,

As for ur breasst is Jst Lik beans if not rice grains!!!!

Also ur puccci may not b matured ENUF to handle heavy duty from men!!!!!

Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Nicepessie: 8:42pm On Feb 19, 2015
For mee what is disturbing you! Is crious fcckk!!!



ur bdy Dey worry u,once u ARE Criously fckk wen u c a guy u will run!!

Instead of u to say Dat u need crious fcckk,u say u nid a bf.


U most b Criously fckkkk for u to get ursef first.

For me ur breasst s still small,guys need to fcckk you So Dat it grows bigger, den you strtd looking for bf

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Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Nicepessie: 8:28pm On Feb 19, 2015
https://www.nairaland.com/2156581/why-getting-too-many-pms


Why will u get a boyfrnd!!!


Chai dis gel has exposed Ppl!! Tnks God my name no Dey deir!!

Chai this is a disgrace to guys!!

I know many Ppl deir.Chai xposed

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Romance / Re: Why Don't I Have A Boyfriend by Nicepessie: 8:18pm On Feb 19, 2015
kristiana888:
I'm beautiful, yet All my ugly friends have. .. why don't I have a boyfriend?

U r even arrogant, by calling ur frnds ugly n Dat ur pretty,

Wat mkes you tink u are,while not Wait for people to tell u Dat.

As for boyfrnd chill Dey will Cum,it dpnds on ur choice
Entertainment / Re: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Nicepessie: 8:01pm On Feb 19, 2015
Chai d gel is a poor, cheap bitcch!! World ugliest creature!!

the breasst is even wet,full of sweat!

brown teeth!!

guys Dat fcckk bitchees on deir breasst beware of this, dis kind of breasst with hair cn injure joystick!!

I cn weed does hairs with my teeth.

She has both diccckk and puccci,d puccci is hairy while dickkkk no hair!!beware

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Entertainment / Re: Queen Nonyerem Okafor, Hairiest Girl In Nigeria Flaunts Her Hairy Bosoms(photos) by Nicepessie: 7:52pm On Feb 19, 2015
Mehn this gel is really dirty!!
chai

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Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 12:45pm On Feb 19, 2015
Evil of NARIASTAKE

Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 12:43pm On Feb 19, 2015
Mre

Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 11:46am On Feb 19, 2015
Their customer care lines that never go!!

more fraud and scam to be exposed!!!


Obviously if they where real they CULD have been here to prove this wrong and seeing this ARE all from their site the will never come out!!

Exposure continues

Below ARE the fake customer lines that never go and Evn if it went through they will not pick

07046110625

07046110624

07086471267(This is local and branch agent,line strictly for agent that what to do business Or they call agent with this line urging them to pay,this line go most times,reason Cuz is the line Dat bring money in. The cut your call immediately they discover that your their customers and your not bringing money in rather asking for you payout.they will quickly refer you to the above two,knowing you will never go Tru,even if you go through they will never pick).

try this numbers and see!!!!!

You CULD asking them Why they have REFUSED to payout the customer rather accept deposits
Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 10:23pm On Feb 18, 2015
Look mre no reply!!

Customers abandon,money gone

Customers crying for help!!

YET they still accept deposit from innocent Nigeria,who ARE not aware of this!!

Blog owners,media etc should spread and Mke this go wide.

Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 10:20pm On Feb 18, 2015
Look @ d complains by their customers which they have REFUSED to reply!!

Check other betting and genuine betting site in Nigeria,u CULD Hv seen reply 1,as d case maybe

Read the post and you can Google NARIASTAKE Facebook to verify this

Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 10:17pm On Feb 18, 2015
Front page please!!! .WE need more awareness to safe innocent Nigerians!!

WE have to stop fraud and criminals in nigeria
Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 10:15pm On Feb 18, 2015
Check out!! How fraudulent NARIASTAKE is by abandonment of their site and running away from customer complains

Sports / Re: Most Read By All!! Story And Prove Of Nariastake Scam Their Customers!!pics by Nicepessie: 10:13pm On Feb 18, 2015
Look again and see latest updated date.fake n scam site

NARIASTAKE is a betting site in Nigeria that is a scam now

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