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STEP BY STEP TUTORIAL TO FUCCK HER


1- Make sure your Bed is cosy enough... In a player's room, the Bed is to take dominance... Get a nice soft mattress, a padded bedsheet, nice fluffy pillows, AND MAKE SURE THE ONLY ELECTRIC SOCKET IN THE ROOM IS RIGHT NEXT TO THE BED... she go always wan charge her phone, so she gats always sit on the bed.... From sitting, to relaxing, to cuddling a pillow, to lying down, na so you go take reach the Federal Capital..

2- Don't try too hard... Most girls can smell a desperate dude from a mile away... Even if the konji is killing you, act unconcerned.... Just cuddle her, stroke her hair, work her up till when she expects you to kiss her... Then platonically disengage from her, and put on a movie for you both to watch... Believe me, the next time she finds herself in your arms, she will be the one offering her lips for you to kiss... Even at that, don't rush... Don't just go for her pants like a cave-man, let the mood extend to the point that she is the one tugging at your belt and trying to pull your trousers, and you be the one sweetly telling her to calm down, and take things easy... By this time, the gateway to your destiny is wide open, wet, and anxious for you to come in

3- Get a bottle of Spanish fly or put weed in the indomie you cook for her... Both are aphrodisiacs, which will make her so fucck-hungry that she might just be the one to jump on you and tear your boxers to pieces...



DISCLAIMER: I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR WHATEVER RESULTS MAY ARISE FROM THE APPLICATION OF THE ABOVE PIECES OF ADVICE

reading this while peein i mistakenly put suya peper on my prik.. Aboki think se i don kol....

lieeeeessssssss peee on it

liess GEJ TILL 2025

bloggers sabi lieee oooooooooooooooooooooo timanya ko timama ni

ther is no big deal in it
na me me give am belle na y cant i??

balaclava:
Lol... bt it's easier said/written than done
Believe me

i just wnt 2 giv it a try

balaclava:
Thank u
Will u do same?

i

She told u y wori?
Get hold of her b4 u lose her,luv matas&b ready 2 bear d child's responsibily Gudluck

Men wll stop cheating we God starts removing an inch 4rm our d1.cks anytime we cheat

Som of dem dnt use 2 wear rings these days,we just nid 2 bkiafu,i dnt knw wot they'r lookin 4 outside

Hw does it stops GEJ 4rm winnin in 2015

1.Imukuro community high school

200mtn
200glo
200etisalat
200airtel
200visafone
200multilinks
kulikuli N350
3congo of garri
5tin of honeywell suga
4packs of pampers
6sachet of cowbell
6sachet of cowbell choco
2dozens of G-strings pants
2dozens of lace bras
tecno charge&ba3 Thank me l8r

Islam&terrorism are 5&6..
Wot wll hppn if APC win 2015?
GEJ TILL 2099

Curse him or neva reply

samflexxy:
na wa for you o your pee you no come shittt make I help you



Shits on thread looks for water to wash my ynash chai no water carry leave to clean my asss

Dash out of thread b4 the op catch me

lmao