₦airaland Forum

iykofias:
oga wot r u saying; inebe is close to moscow rd. Stop misleading pple

Oga don't say what u don't know.... Its IRIEBE that's where TAP junction is my family house is close to the location.

mayoor15:
The Institution thing is general, but the state of origin is what am not sure of, do you have yours on your portal?

The institution thing isn't general....every single detail I entered is showing on the portal.

mine has changed to Batch B 2017-07-25 9.30am Port Harcourt centre

mayoor15:
Lols.. calm down....we all want dpr money.... Think they are sorting out the applications from the back cos most people have seen either approved or rejected are people with high registration number mostly those that registered late, my own is within the first 28k....My thoughts sha but one thing is sure, once it's still showing pending successful submission, it's shows you are still in the race. Just go look for a chill bottle of orijinzero to calm your nerves.....

Don't get it twisted mine is within the first 7000 and I've been approved

fatdick:
Amen dear. Yours is rather surprising cos all my peeps who applied as environmentalists have their status either approved or rejected.

My colleague who applied as an environmentalist like me is still showing pending. Although mine and others were approved while one was rejected.

Gaxx01:
Helo, pls I applied as an environmentalist, grad entry... Pls share d ESASPIN with me gaxben@yahoo.com

Please could u share the egaspin with me.I also applied as an environmentalist edozienick@gmail.com

josielewa:
i went there last week and i was told same....but i had lower credit and i knowingly applied....God can help...they said the list is available and will be posted soon....if am shortlisted,then i know i will scale through....got some past question of last two examsdone....i can send it to ur email guys for free...

Please could u send to me... edozienick@gmail.com

BabaCommander:
Good development. Gonorr fall on all gayzz and lebies.

It is not restricted to them alone even straight ppl can catch it.

Okey80:
According to Chukwuemeka OG Chuks who posted this on his Facebook wall, he said that these family of six were killed by their generator fumes. He said that they left their generator in their house and went to bed. They were there for four days before they were discovered. This is what he wrote,

OMG!!!! Pls beware..... generator killed them all in Rumuosi town. No one knows that they were dead for four days. Family just die like that, mother and father and 4 children's share and save life.

He admonishes people, "make una stop to put GEN inside house oo"

So sad.





http://oddnaija..com.ng/2017/07/tragic-family-of-6-found-dead-in-their.html?m=1

Pretty worlu may ur soul and that of ur family rest in peace. Still in shock.

mostsimpliest:
Dear Nairalanders I beg you guys with the name of God I really need the brotherly and sisterly advise on this issue that's being bothering me since yesterday

If you guys can recall my last post https://www.nairaland.com/3851768/dont-know-it-ask-forgiveness where I nearly committed suicide because of a girl that accepted me as a side boyfriend and later abandoned me like trash. This same girl is now calling me, begging me that the guy somehow deceived and bewitched her, that she truly loves me and that I should give her a chance..

Seriously I felt some kind of pity for her cause deep down inside me I still have strong feelings for her...I cant stand see her crying or being disturbed. Please you guys should help a brother in need don't want to regret my action

mods, please help me attach my previous post, I don't know how to do that.

It's obvious u have low self esteem....stay away from her cos she doesn't love u. The moment the other guy returns or someone better in her mind surfaces u will be kicked aside. Take charge of ur life and stop acting weak.

Jidhey1:
Am I going to marry my sister?

I will only advise her and get to access her bf if he's responsible.

Alright u sound responsible so just like RaggydyAnn advised get close to the priest. There's nothing wrong in her being close to a priest as a spiritual director BUT if peradventure he has been making overtures at her then she should stay away cause even priests are humans with feelings too

Jidhey1:
19yr old is too young sir??

Can u let ur sister date anyone at 19 instead of focusing her energy on her studies...exposing her to fornication and all that goes with it? No pun intended.

RaggedyAnn:
This reverend father is probably telling himself one thing: that he's looking after this young girl's interest. But he'll end up achieving something else. There's nothing wrong with playing the role he's set out to play in her life. God knows, an impressionable girl needs all the guidance she can get, with all these predators around. He could advise her on how to behave and all, but to ask for such details as the intimate things you do borders on perversion (in my opinion). He's still a man after all. Is he getting off on that kind of talk?

And then there's you girlfriend. You can't deny that a man who cannot be had presents a certain kind of allure.

You should try getting close to this reverend, if the girl is that important to you. Give him the opportunity to feel you out, so that he's got no reasons to doubt your intentions towards his ward. And you can size him up as well, see if he's harboring unhealthy desires.

You are the wisest person I've seen comment on nairaland ever..God bless u.

Gros84:
The man is not sick, he is just not well

Lol what is the difference? A person who is sick is unwell

mschubby:
I got this message this morning, I dunno if it's legit or scam. Please someone should help me

Most likely GNLD...that's their format.

Evaberry:
even with all the money this Nigerian monkey has. he's Still so ugly like this, ugly ND impotent monkey
his teeth are so irritating
.

.this guy is senseless I Dont even know who the modafucker is

Impotent? Did he try getting u pregnant and failed. Just saying but it's none of my business lolz

hisMrs:
he's looking for who will accommodate him so he can come and finish their food too.

Ya wicked... lmao... don't mind the guy jare.

stressedout:
thanks for the advice. it is clear. i have to leave that house. i will pack my things today and leave for calabar first things tomorrow. Why i say ordinary is because these people are not suffering at all, they live well. i did not live there free. i did various jobs for the man and even stayed in the wifes store where she sells provisions. This is someone i senior with over 5 yrs. such behaviour was not so at the beginning now i am almost treated as if i came to do househelp. so i will never rely on anyone again as man can fail, but God never fails.

I might be wrong but u sound like a lazy person. Stop being vindictive. The family has tried by accommodating u if u don't like the treatment get ur own place full stop. The way u sound makes me wanna puke.

funmisticqueen:
Because i said the simple truth, it is now paining you. Did i lie about the rest, all these arrogant jews with no respect. It is not your fault.ipob must go

It's very obvious your tribalistic...what arrogance or lack of respect did I show? U sound very bitter no need arguing with u. But one advise this mentality of urs will take u nowhere...U are even making references to movies lmao. Because Yoruba movies have no such content? Arent they meant to pass knowledge across? U have no point jare. Keep up with the hate in ur heart that's all I'll say.

funmisticqueen:
This is just the begining, if all igbos finally relocate to their five sardine states in the south east called biafra. They will kill each other like this because things like land will become a scarcer commodity. If you dont beleive me just watch any village igbo movie on africa magic. Especially the ones with chiwetalu agu inside. This is why the igbo youths go to countries like cambodia and malaysia to shit 1kg of cocaine.

As for the man may his soul rest in peace. There is a reason why yorubas and hausas took pity on these jews and let them in their land and it is not to sell spare tyres and tv.

And in Malaysia there are no Yoruba's...people who have ur mentality are the problem why Nigeria is retrogressive.

missyadorable:
See them

They haven't all returned to the East
They are already beating and killing one of them because of a piece of land.
By the time North and West expunge them to return to the East,they will fight and kill themselves tire over limited land.

No wonder they want to grab south south land by all means.

Madness at its peak

So much hate in ur heart grow up...Grab which land in the south? Abi the owners of the land are selling them. I tire for ur mentality jare.

Jessidaisy4:
Two fools
Black comes in different shades

Is it your pre wedding photo? Their life...Their pix....Their choice. There was no need calling them names. Jealousy really is a bad disease. Grow up.

kullozone:
I don't know why people would just sit and decide to stress themselves with this scam called marriage.
Don't marry, you'll live a happier life.

She be ashawo oh! One preek cannot reach her.... No vex.

No vex o are ur folks divorced? I am just trying to understand ur ideology about not getting married. Cos it's majorly people who haven't seen a happy home that get scared of getting married it leaves a permanent scar when ur exposed to a marriage that's all "cat and dogs"

ifenuwon:
Good day pple,

I need your advice on some issues bothering me now
My girlfriend (dating for 2 years now with pastor and parents consent) has been behaving very funny these days.

She suddenly starts flirting with other guys openly and anytime I ask her who those guys are, she gets angry and tells me I have no right to ask her who they are even after I discovered she is having hidden chats and dates with them.

The first instance happens to be on her birthday, I planned to take her out and on getting to her shop I met this man there, though I didn't ask her who he was but on getting to the eatery she became very cold and didn't eat any of the things I bought for her...On asking her who the guy was she started telling me I shouldn't ask her but I later got to know the man cos his wife happens to be a patient of mine (I am a male nurse)

Second instance happens to be with a street guy I know
Though I recently started seeing the guy in her shop every day but didn't ask her anything. My suspicion arose wen the few times I actually met the guy in her shop. She starts acting strange and both of them get very quite In one instance the guy was just in front of her and she texted him not knowing I saw what she was doing...

And the following day, I met them together on the way and immediately the guy saw me...he pretended like he wasn't with her and stylishly walked away.
When I asked her who he was, she started over reacting and telling me I shouldn't ask her and if I don't trust her that is my problem.

Now I don't know what to do about her cos our families are close and we go to the same church...pls I need your opinion.

No insults

U better wall away before u make the greatest mistake of ur life to avoid "Had I Known"

itsJude:
Make i hear word abeg , which one dem come snap with the pilot and poverty looking air hostess are they the first


All this broke people wen they book ticket 6 months ahead so dem go get cheap ones , forming posh look him fake tshirt self spits


No wonder the air hostess slim like that , na short flight she dey serve , no ruminant food for her , she looks like poverty , na she suppose be face of recession

jealousy is a very bad disease any man should let have a hold of him Keep hating lmao.

Ncsamuel:
err it will not. Cos what widens the pussy is childbirths unlike the asshole and moreover, from research, gays tend to start with BJs b4 penetrating the asshole, so there is less penile-anal activity to slacken the asshole.

Get this right wether gay or straight woman the ass slacks over time.. and he/she is forced to use adult diapers. I'm sorry for any gal who engages in anal sex.

RALPHOW:
YOU ARE RIGHT MY BROTHER
IN THE UK EVERYBODY HAS A NUMBER CALLED NATIONAL INSURANCE (NI)
IN THE UNITED STATE EACH PERSON HAS A NUMBER CALLED SOCIAL SECURITY NUMBER
WITHOUT THESE NUMBERS YOU CAN NEVER GET A JOB, YOU MUST NOT RUN A BUSINESS WITHOUT THE NUMBER
AND IMMEDIATELY YOU GET A JOB IT IS REGISTERED IN THE DATABASE OF YOUR NI/ SOCIAL SECURITY NO
SO THAT GOVERNMENT KNOWS YOU ARE WORKING AND THEY CAN PLAN FOR YOU INCLUDING YOUR RETIREMENT PENSION.
IT IS TIME NIGERIA PUT SYSTEM LIKE THIS IN PLACE, FORCE EVERYBODY TO REGISTER WITH MINISTRY OF LABOUR AND PRODUCTIVITY
AND RECEIVE A UNIQUE NUMBER LIKE BVN, WITHOUT THE NUMBER YOU MUST NOT BE GIVEN A JOB/BUSINESS.
(TRUST MY CHRISTIAN BROTHERS WILL CALL IT 666 BUT GOVERNMENT SHOULD NOT MIND)
IF WE CAN IMPLEMENT BVN SUCCESSFULLY, PEOPLE WILL COMPLY WHEN YOU ATTACH THE NUMBER TO BVN
GOD BLESS NIGERIA
NIGERIA SHALL BE GREAT AGAIN.

Please stop talking about countries who have leaders that are reasonable... they have a system in place that works. Our leaders are our problem. They are only after themselves and their children even to the 5th generation unborn. U say plan for ur retirement.... How many ppl are paid their pensions monthly? In a country that works it is absolutely fine. Until we Restructure this country nothing will work

Aniekpeno11:
Not so. I am saying we should do things the right way

The ppl at the helm of power aren't doing things thee right way so how will the people following do the right thing. U lead by example...a child who grows up seeing violence will one day act it out. I'm not saying it's right but u can't blame anyone who decides to apply so he can get the extra income. I keep asking ppl what has this country done for u? Nothing. The top jobs come they share it to their children and leave u the poor masses to scramble for N- power. How many of their children are applying for N power?

oceanized25:
Bro,pls do,am waiting on you..........guys!what have u heard,this case in point,please share!

I got across to him yesterday. He said nothing of such is going on although some ppl also called him to ask. He heads one of their major units so it's a first class info I'm passing across.

dessz:
patience is posting a thread in 2014 and it hits FP 2017 lmao

Lolz....evil. The hustle for FP is real

oceanized25:
Please guys,is it true that local content is recruiting?I know someone who said she have applied but I have searched all over the net for advert on the recruitment,but am seeing nada,nothing,please help me with reliable info

Haven't heard anything but I'll verify from my Prof who works there. The only thing I know I did some weeks back was to send the executive secretary a mail containing my Cv and cover letter...more like unsolicited vacancy

toyomars:
Our client in Lagos is seeking to recruit for the following position:

Job Title: Chemical Engineer
Location: Lagos
Job Type: Full Time
Qualification: BA/Bsc/HND
Experience: 3 years
Job Field: Engineering/Technical

Job Description
• Applicants need to be creative, innovative, goal getter and extremely versatile.
• Applicants must be able to work in a team with a company goal in mind.
• Applicants should have good interpersonal skill to help build a result oriented team.
• Applicants must be computer literate with good knowledge of Microsoft office applications.

Requirement
• B.Sc/HND in Mechanical Engineering
• Minimum of 3 years working experience
• Must be resident in Lagos.
Method of Application
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Job title chemical engineer
Requirement Mechanical Engineering
Wehdone sir