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tosyne2much:
with my what ? Oooya complete am

can't see mails......forgotten password

yoruba girls .....boobiiii
edo/SS/SE..........bo0oty call homezone

badoolee:
nickz talk to me,u kinda excited Av we met before

don't worry i'm not judging

ggrin:
my missing rib,u still alive

who be missing rib??

death dey fear me na

badoolee:
nickz what ar u saying Speak french pls

nvm!

badoolee:
A nigga would definitely do at least half of this to someone he loves
My question,what if she iz d side chic?and she iz actually expectin all diz?

chisos!!!

i knew there was something about you....no worry we go see next week

hahahahahahahahahhaha

ggrin;what's your deal with gala sellers(3rd gala sellers related signature) ??

mid last year,i went strolling with my padi.....so he suggested we take with RIN with us...(our 2yr old family caucasian dog),i was a bit skeptic cause i just came back from a long stay at my aunt's and i wasn't sure if the dog was walked regularly.....
my friend told me "GUY NOTHIN FIT HAPPEN,WE GO CARRY LEASH"

i accepted.......peer pressure
we were just exiting our street,rin was all hyper jumping around and dragging me(caucasians are very massive dogs)
anyone that saw us coming was just moving to the other side of the road
the tin just dey sweet me

then my phone rang
i had baggy shorts,the ones with plenty pockets
so i gave my friend leash to hold
while i brought out my phone

the dog out-muscled him
and the leash just fell off his hand
with the speed of light the dog took off
and in "battery ram style"...same way goats fight
started heading towards a girl

normal ish,the chick wanted to turn round and start running
i bet she almost wet her pants
i shouted DON'T RUN...so she doesn't give it the impression that she wants to play with it
the dog pushed her to the floor...with no intention to bite and started rolling around her....love aat first sight
i just got confused after i put the dog to order
she stood up
first with fear..her skirt was dusty
blouse got stained
then when i handed over the dog to my friend and asked him to hold it properly
turned and her facial expressio changed to anger......AWKWARD MOMENT!!!!

o boy fear begin catch me
i was just muttering nonsense
then i said sorry and asked her to follow me home to she could wipe off her skirt properly
she was reluctant
but she later accepted after pleading

know like 13 of them off NL

funny how the most quiet people make quite a lot of noise inside them
and they transfer all that internal energy unto nairaland

i don't think i can recognise people i don't know off NL
cause i don't bother looking at pictures and shii like that

this guy sha


#team Tosyne2much o jare

how many courses do you sort??

pure trust for lust

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehehehe funny you,you go hide inside vjay gosh!!!

i go carry mat and pillow sleep there sef

Buffer:
I can never date a broke guy

at least someone concurs to my signature

prettythicksme:
hehehehehehehe so you want to sex starve somebody??

i'm not s3x starving anybody oh!!!!!!

any nigga that has straffed a very pretty girl can testify
the smile alone during the action fit make you cu m
especially when she's very flexible

killer curves and wor wor face
flexibility-0/10
just carry nyash block everywhere...mtshewwwww
only applicable straff style is d00ggy'
where i don't get to see her face(while fantasising about another babes pretty face)

some people like all that junk tho
but when a babe is like amber rose,kim k,nicki minaj.chaiiiiiii!!!!!
face and curve in one mixture
i fit enter the vjay go hide sef

reminds me of one of my friend.....we call him 'ANCESTOR'
dude has grey hair at its fullest

pretty face abeg!!!
i love looking at a babes face while s3xing

with wor wor girl and killer shape
only one sex style.......woof!!! woof!!! wooff!!!

chrisley024:
Then we need him now that there are many side way passers

wayne rooney comes to mind

that armband is shading his eyes from looking foward
his movements?...wtf
rooney now plays football like its the freaking 70's
he needs to start watching clips of iniesta(bald headed people still play good football...he shouldn't be an exception)

craziebone :
where the problem is! She doesn't want to be your friend, she wants to be your lover! Your not hesitating to make her your friend sends a realer message to her. That she is not attractive hence, you want to get cose to her so that she doesn't feel bad about it. You also think she is not strong enough to stand it. Your action to make her your ffriend is even more depressing, my dear.

who is to say i can't be her lover if i like her??
i'm not getting close cause she's not attractive,if this is my logic then all my friends would be very unattractive people
just that you don't get to meet them every now and then
and the experience i've had with one ....really shaped my life
so,i see them same way i see a girl without facial hair

so you mean that my best friend is my padi cause he's short
hahahahahahahahahahhaha

i make jokes with physical features of all my friends(tho i don't get to go over the line)
and she was never an exception

what i meant was i don't select friends based on how they look
i have 3 albino friends,some people don't like albinos doesn't mean
those 3 playas are homies cause i want to stroke the egos like its a p3nis or somefyn...maybe you got me all wrong

'One of my first training sessions after joining (Manchester United), I got the
ball, passed it to Gary Neville, and in any world that was a great ball, but Keano
turned around and started screaming at me, "Pass it forward, take a risk, you're not
at Leeds or West Ham, you're at Man United." And I stood there and thought "This
guy is crazy, man, I passed it to a team-mate."'-rio ferdinard


this sh1t is funny

holyboss:
So you wouldn't mind it looking like d Europe map or America map

those kinda maps are tatts

prettythicksme:
I can marry him nothing do him as long as his doing that to make money

hmmmm.....this one is strong!!

na only money you dey find abi??

i have female friends with hairs around their body (hands and legs)...they are the smartest girls i've ever met,sometimes out of reflex ijust tend to brush my hand against their skins..the tickle from that sh1t can get exciting

facial hair tho,i have only seen two people on earth with it
my aunt and a close friend
my aunt(who is in her early 50's) sees no need to cut it
cos according to her she is past her game as she has 4 grown up kids and a late husband
i love her
but growing up wasn't the same story
she was harsh,never smiled....always fond of giving me hard knocks on my head

i got to bond with her only recently
when i tried playfully to bite the ears of a very close female friend
that sting on my cheek,i was shocked
and i don't hide feelings
when asked her what that was,she called me "mumu....bottle face"
she said she had facial hair,but she cut it off very very well
only very observant people notice

what moved me was she was very pretty,light skinned,kind,always willing to help...she was just a nice modafuqa....
since then my perception about my aunt just changed(i started talking more with her and regular visits....her love towards me is just too 'motherly')

story short.......i can date a girl with skin on her face if she keeps it as clean as my female friend i just talked about,but i can't marry her(cos i don't believe in marriage)
but the way people treat them is just awful

if i see a girl with a beard,moustache or whatever you may choose to call it i won't hesitate to make her my friend

wande coal-my way

this guy can kick sense

rozzay:
When your heart beats @ evry mention of his name, wen your head aches cos u think of him all day.
You smile wen nofin physical is funny.

is this love or insanity

na so person go mad one day talk say na love

i use "8WWD"

its a code...in case any sidechick sees


means "EIGTH WORLD WONDER"

anybody should be able to relate with this

faithugo64:
so in your opinion,so long as the undies is clean,nothing is wrong with sagging?

i don't walk around looking at people's a55's
but when i do,i want to see something clean

i don't care about babes with "push-up" bras
but when i see one i want to see something worth looking at