₦airaland Forum

.some girls r funny ooo
your bf will shout at u, u will start crying
ur mum will shout at u, u will shout back at her amd even want to fight her
dnt worry ooo
devil iyaf soak ur cane in hot oil


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lol.. just bcus sometym is not funny to u, una 1 con finish me

pls ... small small oo. atleast someppl still liked it

that was how i went to yaba market yday... wanted to buy cucumber
then the mallam asked me.... fresh or used

i was shocked

funny enough u wont bliv used is more expensive

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baybeeboo:
but they ought to give us a timetables so dat we dnt waste tfare coming back anoda day cos nt all will get to do data capture..imagine 80% of d candidates coming to do data capture on monday and most dnt get to do theirs, then dey keep coming back nd it goes on like dat...op u understand

its either they gve u rimetable or tell u to come anyday of ur choice btw d speculated tym

sundihno:
[2016/17 ADMISSION NEWS Latest Admission news has it that no list will be coming out this week or next. Thanks to this high profile individual who disclosed to me that, there will be General meeting among NUC , JAMB and other Organs of Education in Nigeria on 11th of November in Owerri Imo state. The main motive of the meeting is to address divergency in admission pattern throughout the Federation. Jamb is not happy the way most institutions including UNN gives admission . They want every list to come ones and for all and as such they are against supplementary, staff quota and V.C list. An institution may deny a candidate who score 308 for Med&sug admission and admit another candidate who scored 250 on the same med&sug. just because he/she knows someone. Summary is that Jamb and ministry of Education want every admission to be given as that of UNN first list and should comprise the full capacity given to institutions. So there won't be any admission till after that meeting on 11th. So pray so that the ouCopied of the meeting will be in your favour.

y dont i bliv ur story... well ok o

..
meanwhile
i know we have english scholars here but i am sure you cant read this sentence out loud 5x in 20 seconds
ONE SIR SEE ME


lol



only afonjas will get the joke



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meanwhile...
that awkward moment u and ur bf r trying to b romantic then he throws u on the bed and you hit your head and die straight
no need to argue it.... na sure tyn
hell straight



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meanwhile
that was how a mad man saw his frnd crying by the river
he asked him, y r u crying....
the other replied- i threw a cube of sugar into the river then i tasted it but it was not still sweet
then he laughed saying - idiot, y didnt u shake it first




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UltimatedeBest:
Guy, 3 gbosa 4 u, u made me laugh like never b4. But in such case what will one do na?

,lol na to continue in prayer...begin they speak in tongues ooo... lol

meanwhile
there is nothing scarier than using the toilet at ur crush's place and it refuses to flush, you will just be staring at the shit like pls go.... i am begging u in the name of God..pls go


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hmmm that was how one girl changed her whwtsapp dp to her dads picture
then her frnd msgd her saying
"so u knw that man., does he tell u he doesnt like flesh to flesh too

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heryurh:
Cuz you're an aspiring victim of scam

lol... i knw they scam a lot but op is forgetting sometyn... na d juju part i no bliv

y dont i bliv diz story

baybeeboo:
YEA..by d time u done uploading ur credentials, generate ur pay advice, d amount u are to pay to d bank wil b stated on it

yea i knw... but has any1 confirmed its 63k

baybeeboo:
@hardeysolution

*yes, dats if u no how to go abt it

*63,500 for science and 53,000 for non science

*yes u can

*receipt given to u in bank showing dat u v paid

*on d day of ur registration, u wee get details
concerning dat

*hmmm, i dnt no abt dat for nw...jst do ur reg first, u
wee get more info concerning dat...
i will advice u do more photocopies ur documents
incase...dan doing jst 4 as stated above

i op dis help...

r u sure about the fee they r to pay bfor the screening

FrancisTony:
Done

kk

FrancisTony:
Thanks

Give me your number, I'll message you on whatsapp to be re-added to that group..

08.........

baybeeboo:
good mawin peeps..
...can i upload my document at any cafe or jst in d cafe in unilag?
and if i av to do it unilag, how much do one fink dey will collect?

u better do it in a cafe at home than going to unilag... those ppl will just turn to bill gate with ur cash

FrancisTony:
After my btn101 exam which was held on October 28th of last month, I said "Straight outta 100L"

I'd have been here earlier but God punish those Eni Njoku thieves that stole my phone..

lol. sorry anyway

naya2016:
07059779192 pls add me up on d whatsapp group

done already

i cannot laff o

anibi9674:
bcuz pogba na pipe.

lol

y dem commot pogba put ibro abeg.....

davbravo:
It seems something has changed about the screening...... " Students have to pay a fee before the screening ".....which was never done in the previous years

yh... stage 2 ryt..... dat didnt happen b4 .. mayb they need change from those that wont b screened successfully

manu.. u better win... ticket is on d line diz tym

screening process for freshers....

http://unilag.edu.ng/newsdetails.php?NewsID=2811

delectablegyal:
fvck you if you can not add me. Check my profile for my 2go username. Tell me your username in order for me to add you. I have a lot of pending request. You should be glad i want you to add me on 2go, if you can't fvck you again.

lol

delectablegyal:
yeah, you missed me? It was that i.diotic lalasticlala that banned me from romance section. Now, he nor fit do anything, i don hypnotise am.



Wetin you get for me? Add me up on 2go. #revive2go.

lol... y i go add u for 2go.... dat platform still exists?

delectablegyal:
where you want make i go? What do you have for me?

iono oooo.... been long u were active

Smellymouth:
This guy sef, u nor dey tire...

... so she is a boy

delectablegyal:
The guy is sexy like lalasticlala.



Fvck you if you don't like my dp.

... u diz geh.. u r back again

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i am a barca fan but this guy won my hrt on tuesday night