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nooo karl ikeme is good

abeg commot simon moses... put musa

seun... lalasticlala...una fvck up oo.... y is diz match not on fp

ibadanfinest:
Abolarinwa123 no mind them nicolars jare abeg send me ur contact so I can visit u with police to arrest you for attempting to scam.

If na during GEJ regime now u for see customer but for this Buhari economy, na policemen u go see o.

lol

ibadanfinest:
I assure you its 10 times more lively than Unilag as its evident in the capacity of their hostel. The way zik and Indy boys superu gals that passed thru their hostel with aroism.
You want a boring skul, you just entered one.

na so

Temitoppe:
no I won't. but I can pour out the water, rinse the bottle and fill it again with water.

lol i think thats the idea... you shouldnt drink water kept for long

Temitoppe:
bottle? how do you justify people that fill bottles with water manually and put inside fridge?

when water is in the bottle for like two months,will u still drink it

biggboy:
Please i need urgent help ooo.... My young sis. was disqualified because of age.. she is 17yrs but i dont know how this reflected on her application form 01/01/0001 ..which was reason for the disqualification.. she scored 206 in jamb with a good 0'level and her proposed course was Linguistics... How can she resolve this ASAP?

best is to visit d admission office

Tobsam237:
Helo.... nairalanders...
Please add me to the unilag admission group
08074185595

Added

I've been following this thread for a while, e make sense, thumbs up bro

After uploading of documents, what's next

labodinho:
Hello all... New whatsapp group for diploma aspirants... drop ur whatsapp number to join.

08117930416

Seun:
Behold the mighty behemoth as it feeds on grass like an ox! Check out the power in the muscles of its belly and its strong legs like rods of iron!

Many often make that mistake

As it said in verse 17,
17. Its tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of its
thighs are close-knit.

Joshuabase:
.. Not all dinosaurs were herbivores. In fact a good number of them were carnivorous like the tyrannosaurus Rex, albertosaurus, raptors, velcroraptors (flying dinosaur), pterodactyl (another flying dinosaur)

So that's the only fact that u av to dispute it, okay tell me another animal that fits that description

Seun:
I can't wait to see how they will respond. "God planted the fossils to keep rational people out of heaven" maybe?

Job 40:15-19
15. “Look at Behemoth, which I made along with you and which feeds on grass like an ox.

16. What strength it has in its loins,
what power in the muscles of its belly!

17. Its tail sways like a cedar; the sinews of its thighs are close-knit.

18. Its bones are tubes of bronze,
its limbs like rods of iron.

19. It ranks first among the works of God,
yet its Maker can approach it with his
sword

Saintbado:
you learn how to hide things, i remember my roomate in hall4 hid egusi soup inside kettle

The hostel teaches you tolerance too,when you have a snorer as a bunkmate and a prayer warrior as a roomate,you will hear wen!

It also teaches you to be vigilant and security conscious,because people steal anyhow,even when you wash and hang your clothe outside you're not sure of packing them back intact.you also develop a sixth sense to keeping your phone

lol! Egusi inside kettle

Things you only learn in hostel
One of the best parts of passing through school is living in hostel, especially a public one or a mixed hostel (male and female). You get to learn new stuffs, new rules, the dos and don’ts of hostel life.
Getting to the matter, Things University hostel
taught me.

1. Base line tech:
Lol, you’re thinking they’re one kind tech gurus but sorry, you’re wrong. Basing is just a formal way of begging for food. You hear boys say “oga mi, how far na, I fit base one” lol. As soon as he’s true basing, you see others lining up with their spoons with the same mission.
I still wonder, do they keep those spoons in
their pocket?

2. The normal way to use the toilet is the
abnormal way:
The wrong time to get pressed in hostel is
when water runs out. You’ll have no option than to use the toilet. I can testify that the view aint pleasant. On sight it’s either the package runs back or doesn’t, when it doesn’t, you have to use a lot of styles to pass it out, example- Jackie Chan style or
Spiderman technique(both legs and hands on the wall across the WC, or stand on the WC itself and so on

3. Some personal stuffs are for the whole room

After first – second week in hostel, you will
stop keeping stuffs like bucket, stove, body/
hair cream, perfume etc.


4. Beggy beggy make me rich:
Very close to the basing gang. They can beg
for Africa.
There was a time a roommate of mine wanted
to cook rice and beans. He beg rice from
taiwo, beans from kehinde, salt from idowu
lol. Funny how a stranger even came to our
room to borrow indomie, yes! Borrow
indomie.


5. Even students pay tax:
In social studies, we were all taught only
working class or salary earners pay tax but
this is different when it comes to the hostel
world. There are some dons in the hostel that
collects this cash. I’m sure you wouldn’t want
to cry because you don’t want to drop just two
hundred naira. Some call it codin money. I no
talk anything oooooo.


6. You learn to be cooperative
In hard times or when students are on S.A.P-
stomach adjustment programme, you learn to
cooperate with others, but it’s always so funny
when people start donating rice, beans, egg,
tomato paste, magi, salt and all then you hear
that dull roommate of yours saying “I get
spoon o”


7. you learn to be stingy:
it’s a common thing among freshers to be
very benevolent at the beginning of their stay
in school. They cook for the whole room, give
you whatever you ask them. But as soon as
hunger starts and they ask for things, sure
they wont be given, then they become
enlightened that in this life, it’s a one man
mopol thing


8. wyning is a normal phenomenal:
During my first days in hostel, I was feeling
really fly when I heard compliments like- fine
boy, starboy, bad guy, oga mi, sure boy and
the likes. Unknown to me, they were just
teasing me with it… eeyah, but I know say I fine shar


Well after all these, you can’t but look back
and laugh because it’s a really fun place to be


http://nicolarsblog..co.ke/2016/08/what-hostel-life-has-taught-me.html?m=1

She's cute jor

Oga o, na final year student write this 1 so Your english is not from this world o Popular jingo The boy is good!

honorbule:
eh..you say married egbon and aburo?..thats so ridiculous. .well I will keep my fingers crossed oh

Its not ridiculous among targaryan

eyiyemi1:
course of study if I may ask

Comp engr as well bro

eyiyemi1:
yea....are u an undergraduate there?

Yea

eyiyemi1:
kindly add up to d aspirant whatsapp group 09020413808 ...wanna study computer engineering

Comp engr, nyc 1

seanwilliam:
tenks..av they stopped postin?

, hmm me I no knw ooo,

seanwilliam:
66660782dc and 66042885fd sombodi epp me check
4 MY SISTERs, ibadanfinest,
labodinho,jaymejate

Both of them have not been posted yet

When I first saw the ashes, thought it was real

Nyc 1 from d artist

Iamsynord:
This reminds me of my own weird experience..

I was just on facebook , browsing for free on my airtel free basics plans as i was checking news feed, all these click like for jesus or die or say amen and get visa to kualua lumpur posts filled my Tl...

I was angry and decided to visit my requests which was almost 200 mostly from girls and old sugar mummies....

I was accepting requests and denying some and approved almost 13 for that day...

Only for a message to pop up few minutes from a certain lady.... I didnt check the message untill after 3 hrs...

When i checked again... I saw the message .... And there was her nude unclothedness in my front.... Ski sku ski sku.

I rushed to check her profile to see if she is actually the one and to my suprise, the nude belonged to her...

However the weirdest thing was that all her posts were either bible quotes, Motivational quotes or sharing church posts from her church coza....

Even her quote was "serve jesus , he is the master giver "...

All her pictures no dey expose body as she always in long skirts and scarfs....

I messaged her why do u want to corrupt my soul and she apologized saying she just really loves me and wants me to d her and that since we are living in the same city ., we could hook up....

She promised to do me well very well and satisfy me because am too cute... She asked me if she could send more...

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak... When i looked at the firm light and stretched mark free boobs pointing accusing fingers at me,, i had to concur...

Now she kept sending and sending all this nudes and we kept sex chatting ( i didnt send my own nudes tho) .,,untill one day, the weirdest thing ever happened ...

You can lie for africa ooo lol

Lana1:
If u skip The GoT intro, we cant be friends

Lol , me I dey always enjoy d intro oo

revolt:
ooiihh is there more? after she and reek and his sister sail with thousands of ships isn't tht where it ends?

That's where it ends, that episode and d episode b4, aren't they interesting and epic

revolt:
Is it just me or does nyone else feel like this GOT season 6 is the weakest of all the previous sequels. Wasnt so intriguing n pretty much short. Nyways wonderin y it had to end wth the dragon queen sailing. Well

Hahan, u don watch episode 9 and 10?

1. “You mess, akpu fly gate.” It makes no sense, but it still used to pain.
2. “You mess, all the fishes in the water say ‘are we safe?'” The ajepako was strong with this one.
3. “You mess, harmattan catch eba.” HOW, ABEG?
4. “You mess, 5 akara form voltron.” Hian!
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” Why did we drag Babangida into it?
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” Why did this even pain us?
8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” This still makes no sense.
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.” Why is he even climbing maggi?
10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” Wetin concern me?
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.” Kai! This one used to pain.
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.” This one was just extra razz.
13. “You bombastic element.” Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.
14. “American dusting powder.” Every primary school girl’s favourite insult.
15. “Born by mistake.” Ouch!
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.” The most annoying answer to “what?”
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”


Lols men, I don forget the rest, maybe lalasticlala go remember
Let's hear your own killer insult back in the days