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you are funny ;d

i am not understanding this you are hating because what, if you dont like it keep it moving, you dont have to read it or look at the pic if you dont like it i am not understanding this at all but it could be that i am american and i do not understand your culture

but i was trying to but i guess, any way i am out love it or hate it i know i look good thanks for the comments anyway

no the pic is me well its american humor i guess

Eight Words with two Meanings

1. THINGY (thing-ee) n.
Female, Any part under a car's hood.
Male, The strap fastener on a woman's bra.

2. VULNERABLE (vul-ne-ra-bel) adj.
Female, Fully opening up one's self emotionally to another.
Male, Playing football without a cup.

3. COMMUNICATION (ko-myoo-ni-kay-shon) n.
Female, The open sharing of thoughts and feelings with one's partner.
Male, Leaving a note before taking off on a fishing trip with the boys.

4. COMMITMENT (ko-mit-ment) n.
Female, A desire to get married and raise a family.
Male, Trying not to hit on other women while out with this one.

5. ENTERTAINMENT (en-ter-tayn-ment) n.
Female, A good movie, concert, play or book.
Male, Anything that can be done while drinking beer.

6. FLATULENCE (flach-u-lens) n.
Female, An embarrassing byproduct of indigestion.
Male, A source of entertainment, self-expression, male bonding.

7 MAKING LOVE (may-king luv) n.
Female, The greatest expression of intimacy a couple can achieve.
Male, Call it whatever you want, just as long as we do it.

(Something women do while men are having sex)

8. REMOTE CONTROL (ri-moht kon-trohl) n.
Female, A device for changing from one TV channel to another.
Male, A device for scann ing through all 375 channels every 5 minutes.
AND;
He said . . . I don't know why you wear a bra; you've got nothing to put in it.
She said . . . You wear pants don't you?

He said . , Shall we try swapping positions tonight?
She said . That's a good idea - you stand by the ironing board while I sit on the sofa and fart!

He said . , What have you been doing with all the grocery money I gave you?
She said . Turn sideways and look in the mirror!

He said . , Why don't women blink during pre-intimacy?
She said . . They don't have time

He said . How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
She said . . We don't know; it has never happened.

He said . Why is it difficult to find men who are sensitive, caring and Good- looking?
She said . . They already have boyfriends.

He said, What do you call a women who knows where her husband is every night?
She said . . . A widow.

He said . . Why are married women heavier than single women?
She said . . Single women come home, see what's in the fridge and go to bed.
Married women come home, see what's in bed and go to the fridge.

this really is a great topic thank you amaka
now i might just learn something for my future husband

thanks for the comments and compliments,
Well I am trying to Learn everything I can,

I dont even know where to start, So i guess it will have to be something simple!!!!

Hello everyone, It's Nicole from the United states
I am here just wanting to post some topics,
And learn more about Cooking Nigerian Food
Please be nice to me and friendly lol
I hope this will be a great experience!!!

Nicole

I can not post anything can you please tell me why?!?!?!