So..I woke up thirsty few minutes ago and had to go fetch water from the tap at the back of my grandmother's house in the village but because I'm scared of the dark,I had to wake my mum to escort me out.
On reaching the tap,my mum who was walking behind me with the torch started calling my name with panic in her voice to come back..I ran with her to the passage before even asking why i was running..she told me there's a snake at the base of our kitchen door leading to the backyard..same door i passed by to get to the tap.
We called the boy that stays with my grandmother to come kill it but when he got there,the snake was gone..so he decided to check if it crawled inside the kitchen and just as suspected,it was there..my mum had to call her brother who came with his friend to kill it inside the kitchen cause he too is super scared of snakes.
lol..I'm still shaking.

mtchew

Rotfl

Lord have mercy on top of people like me o..see fine geh

Lmao!

disgusting!

Lol

Rotfl

Lol..traffic will be till tomorrow zi

Dklef:

She no get job to find if she don finish school ni??
people should have left her that second time,the economy is too bad for us to beg people not to die.

Now I've got chills

lol

Did I see younger sis?

Lol..I swear.
the painful aspect is that after learning this shit for so many days. drawing it in every school exam..I was asked to draw a hibiscus flower instead of this..I was so pissed.

pitiful

jayloms:


Chai!! Sweepee after all d lines At least give him a direct reply Na. Which one is "I don't see a reason why you shouldn't be d man", were you looking for one. Hian! girls!

Did you read his last line??I suppose not.

Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

I don't see a reason why you shouldn't be that man.
naijaboiy..I've made my choice

Princeparix:
Dear Nienie

I have thought of the right words to use but yet my heart skips with every stroke of my pen. Here I am standing between a battalion and the greatest challenge of my life.

Strategies and plans have failed, my bones are weak and my soldiers are weary of the enemies who are fierce and greater in number.... But what do I say

I look down at myself, feeling my blood rushing but instead of drawing a sword to charge into a battle, I draw a lavender flower for your a crown I would want to behold and a lady I would want to walk down the path of eternity with.

I came to this battle not prepared, only with the heart of a man who wants to sleep tonight cuddling the priceless diamond who this battle is all about. I care for no fights or wars but the taste of chocolate in my pockets and the feelings of your touch. I have no promises to make but 'nne so gi bu ihe m nchoro". My life is a hard nut "MA o bu so gi ga edozili ya". I have made some many mistakes "mana nyem obi gi ka m nwere Ike idi ndu ozo. All I ask is a chance to prove I can sweep you off you feet "ma nwere Ike idozi gi ka document" and the Queen of my heart.

I know I think Small like Volkswagen and most times think big like IMAX but just like Calvin Klein - my obsession is between loving you and madness. Nienie I promise Not to be Evil like Google and never to blacklist you like Johnnie Walker but to be just what I am like reebok - a soldier ready to love and protect you.

The mind and love is a terrible thing to waste but with you just like FedEx - there is no tomorrow. At the heart of our image of love just like Nikon, I am ready to live in your world and play in ours just like Playstation, for there is no substitute for you in my life just like Porsche but you make Disneyland the happiest place on earth for me.

The men in charge of change just like fortune magazine can't describe the feelings I have for your - for they are stronger than dirt just like AJAX. Impossible is nothing just like Adidas but pleasure is the path to joy just like Heegan-Dazs, so let your fingers do the walking just like the Yellow Pages. Life is complicated enough just like Abbey national but just like IBM your the solution to my small world.

Asanwa I just wish to share moments and share life with you just like Kodak and I promise to keep lovin it like McDonald's. A diamond is forever just like DE Beers and quality never goes out of style just like Levis but you ve taken over me completely and just like Nike I plead you keep doing it.

Dearest you make me believe in love just like Sony and now am ready to expand my mind and change your world just like Newstateman. I might have challenged everything just like electronic arts but today I swear my vision is our future just like Olympus. I plan to make the best of now just like Vodafone, get to the last drop like Maxwell house because you've astonished me with your power, Beauty and soul just like Aston Martins.

Just like Visa I promise to be anywhere you want, and melt in your mouth and not just your hands like m & m. Just reach out and touch my heart just like AT&T because your worth it like L'Oreal. People might say I am stupid just like denim Jeans but I just want to be the last place you want to go like Dixons.

Make me the man in an embrace of a goddess Nienie

oh my!

ah..it's still 300+..hoo my lawd

Hm..tsk tsk tsk tsk..I'll keep praying for my country.

kevinberry:
in omotola voice,if you want the ass,come and collect it

menix:

Transgender alert!!!!

Otondo alert

And her husband too is endowed..I see ass. HBD captain

Good they should be taught a lesson..the girl was clearly wrong,we all know it was rude of her to return the slap but what happened to flogging on the Palm??or kneeling for a long period?..the secondary school I attended don't allow the use of canes but everyone was disciplined..God help any human being whether able bodied or or disabled that'll use a stick on my baby girl.

That was then.
Nowadays:
Step1: Involve God.
Step3: know someone.
Steps: write the exam.
Step4: have money for diploma/space.
Step5: Involve God.
They've messed up the educational system in this country.

lol

Things cursed people do

How true is this??

247notire:
Have yourself a lovely day dear

You too