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Ndubuisipaul1:
Am in love with this lady. She loves me too. But she always ask me for money.

If I had enough I will make sure I meet most of her need, due to how much I love her.

But the issue is that I don't have enough. So am withdrawing myself from her.
anytime she discover that am withdrawing from her she will complain .

I love her and it's hurt so much that I can't provide her with her basic needs.

Am just asking God, Why can't you give me money to take care of this girl?

She loves me I love her too but money no dey

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Anu kobo spent on a woman that isn't your wife is a waste.... You open your two blind eyes now Wanarry liability.... You go soon wreck and she go move on to the next guy...

The Police Command in Ogun has raised concerns over a significant increase in reports of missing persons in the state.

Odutola noted that only a small fraction of the individuals had been found, with many regrettably not returning home.

The police spokesperson urged residents to remain vigilant and more security-conscious while prioritising their safety.

She added that, as a proactive and community-oriented force, the command was committed to raising public awareness about this concerning trend.

We encourage everyone to prioritise their safety by maintaining a heightened sense of security to avoid becoming a victim.

The Commissioner of Police, Lanre Ogunlowo, has outlined essential measures and guidelines to keep residents informed about the most pressing issues.

Based on insights from individuals who were rescued, the Commissioner advises parents not to allow their children to use commercial transportation services with strangers.

Additionally, he encourages restless youth to activate the digital communication and sharing features on their mobile devices, especially when traveling or in moments of distress, Odutola said.

Odutola further emphasised that the public could contact the police control room at 09164859299 and the Police Public Relations Department at 09159578888 for assistance.

SKhanmi:
DevOps is not a beginner role. Just like SRE. Start from something like Linux , System Admin, Cloud Engineer, Database Admin etc. Then work your way up.

. thank you so much, the coachin centre i am about to use was promising heaven and earth that with no backgroud at all i can learn it for 300k

can i enroll for devops engineering , is it worth it ? i am 34 years old with no tech background

I have always dreamt of having a library in my room. Finally! It's a dream corm true. It was parto of my goals for 2024

I have always dreamt of having a library iny house... Thank God I achieved it. It was part of my goals for 2024

I have always wanted to have a reading space in my house... I am so proud of myself

Without any fear of contradiction, APC was the best opposition Nigeria ever had. however, it was devoid of any scintilla of morality. it blossomed and thrived effortlessly on lies and propaganda. They play the iron clad opposition that will put any government of the day on its toe. At every point in time there are artilleries of verbal missiles waiting to counter attack , a pride of sharp toothed lions picketing the gates of the ruling party, waiting to devour anyone. The likes of El rufai, Fashola, Lai Mohammed], Aregbesola---- they were the weapon fashioned against PDP whilst in power.


They thoroughly scrutinize everything and anything the ruling party does, they scavenge for any loop hole and exploit it like thier life depends on it . They milk every hot negative news about Jonathan. They made him look like an absolute joke. They downplayed his achievements but blew the trumpets of his errors--- they magnified it arbitrarily beyond measures.


i detest APC

Have you noticed the massive proliferation of new naira mint notes everywhere you turn too ? this Tinubu government is recklessly printing money, you need not be a magician to know this. yet, with nothing to back it up .


it reminds me of Tinubu first statement during covid . he kept squealing loudly that the Buhari-led administration should keep printing money to assuage the pain of the people. This singular act gave Remi's husband out that he has no slightest grasp of basic economics.

MyExpression:
I swear I don even tell God say this 2025, I go bleep...or start real r/ship with whoever I bleep...but, bleep I must this year...coz was d hell happened last year...all the energy directed to work...yet seems I'm still not going fast enough.
I wan carry woman along jare.

Still double the hustle...this time, with a partner.

. my brother , knack ooo . i don call precious now she don enter bolt dey come. make we knack ourself till one person bone break. suceess is not by power or might o. na who universe chose to favour.

uni days for lasu, naso they say mk we no knack o mk we read book. i knack like mad . i still finish with 4.38.. all the ones wey no knack stilll finish below me. as you dey hustle. ensure you knack well well. it will make you understand women better and in turn you will become a better husband.

duduade:
Fix your mind on making money

any small thing , focus on making money. you better Bleep while hustling too. you wey focus , how much you worth

Before I read the full story, I already knew it's south east.. those guys are evil . They hate each other , yet , they want Biafra . They will just kill each other till no one remains

The recent barrage of stampede that the country witnessed in the past few weeks in OYO, ABIA and Abuja is indeed a gloomy and depressing event. Where over 50 persons had died including children.


This event is indeed one that sends cold shivers through the spine of those who witnessed or heard about it .

Everyone blamed hunger and poverty. But Let's do a thorough introspection. is hunger and poverty really the bane ?

Well, only a deluded mind will downplay the current hardship that Nigerians are witnessing at the moment. It's record breaking under the administration of this clueless Asiwaju Bola Ahmed .

But, the question that begs for urgent answer is--- has Nigeria ever been good ? Has the people of Nigeria ever experienced a time that is devoid of hardship ? The unequivocal answer is No . It's just that in terms of relativity, one suffering is better than the other suffering .

Let's excuse and pardon hunger as the culprit here.

The truth is Nigerians adore the culture of begging. Greed is the other canker warm that has eaten deep into the core being of every Nigerian.

Let's put ibadan case into context. Was hunger or poverty the reason why parent travelled from neighbouring community to throw thier kids over the fence ? At 4am for an event slated for 10 am
Was poverty the reason why some parent brought all thier kids and even hired some kids that wasn't thiers so they can get 5,000 each ?

Nigerians just enjoy to beg ,the concomitant greed is also another demon that made it worse.

Secondly Nigerians are very disorganized set of people. We fight for everything ! We are the least orderly set of creatures gracing the earth .

Take the airpeace airline event as an example. People almost tore each other's clothes to board an aircraft.is that also poverty ?

If yóu work in a public place you will see how that indeed , Nigerians are utterly uncivilized. Very chaotic set of people , who hate to take responsibility but very quick to blame the government for starving them hence --reason why they threw thier kids over the fence.

In conclusion, poverty and hunger is not the reason for the stampede.

The character of Nigerians is the reason.
They enjoy to beg, they are not organized, they are extremely uncivilized and classically greedy .

You need not to be clairvoyant, or posses some earth shattering super powers to strongly affirm that Nigerian pastors and accurate prophesy are mutually exclusive events. All they do is to apply logic to events and draw the most likely conclusion.
What they do differently from a regular smart boy is to enamel such prognostications with the gourd of " the holy spirit told me or i saw in the spirit or God told me "

Its that time of the year again. Nigerians are about to bombarded with myriads of prophesies for 2025 spanning from : Economy, football, global elections, tsunamis, earthquakes, i am sure we may even hear one of them foreseeing Trump marrying another wife . They are FUNNY people, there's no limit to their end of the year shenanigans .


what these pastors and self acclaimed prophets fail to understand is that, the ability to accurately see the future is not what depicts them as real men of God. hence, maybe they will stop dissipating energy and stop running on a hamster wheel , or better still maybe even a better way to save thier faces from shame, when obviously, lot of thier rational and logical prediction will surely fail to come to fruition.


if i start to count, the plethora of failed predictions by these men of God, i will get to 100 and am not even done yet. let me regale you with some of them.

" I SEE A WOMAN WINNING AMERICA ELECTIONS
" I SEE NIGERIA WINNING THE NATIONS CUP IN IVORY COAST "
"I SEE DOLLAR COMING DOWN TO 150"
" I SEE BUHARI DYING BEFORE THE END OF HIS TENURE"
" 2024 IS A YEAR OF PROSPEIRTY FOR NIGERIA"
" TINUBU WILL NEVER RULE "
" OBI WILL RULE"
" Tinubu will win , but will not be sworn it"
" NAIRA WILL BE STRONGER THAN DOLLAR "
one primate Ayodele just reeled out another list of jokes. tagged prophesy for 2025. he alleged that the president will be poisoned in 2025. did God really show him this ? lol . can these pastors jus keep quiet for once?
look, i can count till daybreak. but , with these few , i will leave you to find out yourself if any of these mind games and white lies saw the light of the day.

But we have a bigger problem here, this repertoire of yearly showers of logical prophesies wont come to an end anytime soon. Nigerian long for it too. They crave it like a baby craves for breast milk. Reason be that -----Nigerians have lost hope in the physical, hence, they only look up to the supernatural for succor. And would rather lick the anal sore and feet of anyone who seemingly appear like he/ she can see beyond today. They long for one thing----- hope, Especially, if its coming from the world beyond.

someone reading this is asking a question, and i can seem to hear it from here. Do i mean God don't speak to men ? yes he does , he speaks to me, he speaks to you too. my grouse is, these pastors portray themselves as some kind of demi gods who only has the secrets key to Gods heart, and who only has what it takes to even see him face to face. And the rest of lacks the benchmark requirement to attain such feat. one even told us he drank tea with the holy spirit. And you expect a regular and an average Nigerian not to cower at the feet of such a person or marvel at such supernatural lunch. holy grail.


The kind of holiness it takes to attain the feats of the prophets in the bible is no child's play. The kind of holiness of Elijah, Isaiah, Mosses, Paul, Peter is not a candy pack task . Todays prophets who are busy counting likes on Instagram, Facebook , posing for the gram and struggling to get the best selfies angles during sermons cannot achieve such raw and unadulterated holiness to actually get the real revelation from God.


Let them just keep shut and stop fooling themselves.

ayodeji femi

My prayer is--- may our daughters never meet your son in the future. You are molding a monster in that your lekki house.

You sat on air spitting sewage from your lips... We will save this video and remind you, when your monstrous son is arrested for mistakenly breaking somoness head cos he's angry

gare:
why cant you mind your business, which state are you from I believe Ondo state,.

sorry , i don't understand why you are livid, but i reside in rivers state, i live and i work here.

It's no news that our leaders are chronically bereft and barren of ideas. Majorly, on how to actually make the people feel the impact of governance. One thing is never lacking in thier repertoire of 8 non fruitless cyclic years.---- roads and bridges.

This same malaise of idea deficit has metastacized accross the whole country and is currently holding the country by the balls, ensuring that roads and bridges are what their governors give back to them every 8 years for voting for them. That's even for excellent and performaning governors. Other state are not even aware if thier governors are alive or not.


Depsite the humongous FAAC allocation, the citezens of rivers are unceremonously being caught in the cross fire between the lackluster the incumbent gov. Fubara and wike.

It's now a competition of who built the highest numbers of roads and bridges. Fubara has been featuring daily on Arise tv for the past two weeks. Commissioning roads and gathering live bands to sing his song fo praise. Also with kinsmen standing before him to swear that he's the best man afyer Jesus Christ. Some may even compare him to our lord and personal savior. Psycophancy is what events like this thrives on... All in the name of road construction.


It's depressing that in 2024, a whole sitting governor will be dancing round the community to commission just a road and a plethora of bridges. The peoole won't eat roads and bridges I reteriate.

We all aware you lack ideas, but what has your administration done about human capital development, human development index, quality of life indices, job creation, internal security. Do you even know that cultism still thrives in rivers like a tree planted by the river side.?
The world is talking about Ai, my country still set up a committee to supervise the committee that will oversea the road inauguration ceremony, where hundreds of millions will be wasted for logistics and honorarium, to say the least.


Fubara! One more time, the people won't eat roads and bridges..

Ayodeji femi

I do not mean to be sarcastic, I honestly do not know of a single benefit of falling under the annoiting.

I know a couple of person who have fallen under the annoiting, but still yet , no any seismic change in their lives... They still womanize, they still drink , the girls still sleep around , they still lie , thier financial status even got maybe worse . And at least I am sure that falling under the annoiting has nothing to do with your salvation ....

Why then do pastors use it as an entertaining show to just get people to roll on the floor ...

TEYA:
It is only a clown that does not know that our leaders are the butt of jokes within first world leealeaders' circles.

leave the delusioned hungry lost sheep alone.. Let them continue to live in fools paradise

Napata77:
YOUR PROBLEM IS INFERIORITY COMPLEX.

That’s why you typed and posted this garbage.

Get rid of your complex, and you could post something productive.

Why do you care what the white man thinks about you?

Does the white man care what you think about him?

OK let me school you abit boy. The inferiority complex starts with you. If not you won't be pained like there's a pin on your testicles.

Secondly, the inferiority complex is made more obvious by your drug lord president, who runs to France if he has headache for treatment, cos he cares more about the opinion of French doctors than his own here.

Thirdly, our leaders also know that you all are inferior to them over there. That why all thier children school there. Your education over here is shitty. Thats why you also lack the sense to discern that it's not inferiority complex. It is what is it is. The whites are yiur god. And with this set of leaders? You will continue to be inferior to them. And thier country will be like heaven to the blacks.. Till thy kingdom come.

Only God Knows What Running Through The Mind Of Macron In This Pics With Wike

African leaders appears like a joke to its western counterpart. At times they wonder if these are the best foot we putting foward indeed.

Life.. Nothing but a mirage

SoftSport:
Clout chaser!

It's quite misleading to claim that someone earning a salary between 300k and 500k is poor.

Such statements seem designed to sensationalize issues and undermine the government's efforts.

While we acknowledge the economic challenges, a salary in that range can indeed provide a decent standard of living in Lagos or elsewhere in Nigeria.

It's essential to recognize the nuances of financial stability rather than reduce it to simplistic notions of wealth and poverty.

you are empty... You type rubish and you live a fools world

Wike is overbearing, dangerously arrogant, tyrannical to a fault, uncouth and toxic by default. He is everything you can imagine of a cantankerous politician but also not very smart one lets be honest . I have ever wondered if we will ever find anyone who can compete with Mr. nysom when it comes in unending avarice and necrotic greed. He tops the chat in every negative thing that typifies Nigeria politics.


In the wake of the shocking broad Day light demolition of the rivers state LORD TEMPLE ' and his 'so CALLED ''MY STRUCTURE' 'he keeps squealing after every 10 heart beats. ALTHOUGH, only a short sighted person didn't it coming.as it takes only the tick tock tick tock sound of time before any powerful man becomes powerless and ridiculed, especially an over controlling one like nyesom Wike.

same fate almost befell TINUBU had he not drank a very chilled bottle of calm and exercised immense restrain, when he almost stopped BABATUNDE RAJI FASHOLA reelection in 2015. it would have been the end of his long reign in Lagos and south west as a whole. FASHOLA had the people of Lagos staunchly behind him like a rock . He would have eviscerated TINUBU'S veil of honor and rendered him an item of public pity.

I am not here to beat the drums of ethnic bigotry, nor strike the chords of tribal dichotomy, but let's call a spade what it is instead of a farming tool.

The sudden knee jerk jolt out of their intense slumber,----- a slumber that began the day buhhari took the oath of office and lasted although his 8 years of misrule . It is noteworthy and indeed laughable. Did they just suddenly become chauvinistic and dearly patriotic ? Not at all , there's an undertone to the whole sudden love for thier country. Walk with me let's get into the meat of the issue .


The southerners lionizing the brazen catastrophic show of looting and call for anarchy in the guise of protests should pause the cymbals of praise and suspend the harp of admiration they shower on them. They have a different agender. And it's not hunger .

I was born and bred in the north, Kaduna to be precise. I know them more than you can ever know in your lifetime. I dined and whine with them, I know them like I know money. They actually care less if Nigeria burns into ashes so far it's a Northerner that is the captain of Nigeria's boat.

,Buhhari inflicted soul crushing pain and injury to thier region , boko Haram slaughtered them for fun for 8 years, air force threw bombs multiple times times, killing innocent northerners, bandits took charge of thier daily affairs, poverty ravaged the region like it's a curse. Yet, they dare not sneeze nor whisper in their bedroom a call for anarchy.

In 2020, While southerners bellowed out thier guts and intestine squealing and wailing for Sars to end, the north made a mockery of them and even pleaded that SArs should not be abolished, and that it's a southern agender to oust Buhhari out of office.

The least of thier worries is a better Nigeria. Take it to the bank. I say without equivocation . They are blind to misrule , and subjugation so long it's a northerner, heaven won't fall , they will sing his song of praise till thy kingdom come.


Leave the north alone , they only want tinubu out cos he's a southerner. It's me and you down here that is fully aware that tinubu is a clown and has nothing to offer.....

Am i doomed? i am 34 years old without a solid skill whatsoever, i got a first degree, worked as a customer care agent since 2016 in a private firm. i am literarily soaked in the ocean of regrets, i had wanted to quit to pursue other dreams and invest time to acquire new high rated skills , but i was scared of the unknown. now 34 years gone by, how can i even think of getting married with such a shallow skill. i am lost and confused...

no insults please, i am pained already.

The only thing i beg of THE PRESIDENT TO DO IS---- TO TAKE US BACK TO WHERE BUHARI LEFT US. JUST TAKE US BACK THERE.

It all started on Thursday night, it was like a burning coal in my throat. To swallow o anything became an Herculean task.

I sought for help in nearby pharmacies, Strepsil was the only help they all offered, at ridiculously expensive and pocket tearing rate .
A pack went for about 7k another for 5,800. It never worked.

Until I thought I should give ginger a try . I bought one for 200 naira only . I washed, eviscerate it and ate the fleshy yellow vegetable . It came with an burning sensation in the throat . It was like magic , that was the last time I felt the pain in my throat .

Nigeria is at war. Isn't it crystal clear that we are in the middle of a brutish economic warfare?. A warfare that is silently asphyxiating its residents .A subsisting crisis that ensures Its citizens are ruthlessly flagellated and excoriated on their bare bodies with the whips of a monstrous inflation and bullets of poor economic policies. The most depressing news? — its economic soldiers ( government) are asleep and clueless.

[b] The war started on the day PRESIDENT BOLA AHMED TINUBU assumed office. At the pronouncement of “ subsidy is gone”, our misery as Nigerians was birthed.

If there is anything this TINUBU-LED administration has successfully achieved, it's–pulling the rich back to the middle class, the middle class to the poor class and the poor class drowning in unimaginable misery and hell here on earth.

Jocularly, last week, i thrilled a friend with a story of how at the paltry age of 16, i pleaded with my dad to let me drive his blue rickety toyota corolla vehicle, after i staunchly assured him that i could drive.Although, he was reluctant to let me drive it, he loved the car more than anything. But I was able to break the threshold of his cold feet. He eventually handed it over to me. But guess what? — I bashed the vehicle. I was clueless next on what to do, I sat there, feeling deflated, the urge to impress my friends evaporated immediately.


This anecdote typifies how this APC LED administration hurriedly took the keys of leadership only to plunge us into a manhole and a horrible ditch, we are in fact, currently on a ship without a compass.

There are litany of empirical evidences to buttress my claim of the current autopilot and compass less sojourn we are in. Sadly, we are all passengers on this ship inevitably sinking bound like titanic.

It is interesting to take a panoramic view at the current malaise bedeviling every Nigerian. The 7 headed beast called inflation has radically rip away the purchasing capacity of an average Nigerian. There is sickening misalignment in the earning power and spending power of the people. The inflation mimics as tho we live in SWITZERLAND but earn like they live in the Niger Republic or some kind of 4th world war , poverty stricken ,God forsaken country.


Nothing scares me to death, like having a clueless captain as the pilot of an aircraft. Its regrettably a nail biting scenario having our financial policy makers juggling from one trial and error method to another. Who are the lab rats suffering from their repulsive ineptitude —- us( NIGERIANS). Its a year after onward, no clear blueprint yet.no glowing frame work yet on how to get to work to ameliorate this strangling rope around our neck and our fractured purchasing might.
Paradoxically, the same man who mocked the poor, pleading to allow them breath is the same man ensuring they can't even afford oxygen. We are in the midst of war brethren. Nobody is coming to save us . We are left alone to face the giant 7 headed monster with our bare hands.

Discipline is the valve that keeps a person who has these 3 in check. Without discipline, a person with these 3 will surely behave in an erratic manner.
Although, I wasn’t shocked with how the petulant kid, victor, flagrantly ignored all caution to call out his boss in a cringe worthy manner . It was a indeed a gory scene to watch .



The whole media sphere went agog last night as osimen Ruthlessly went all out on his boss in a lengthy uncensored rant. One would wonder if it was the same finidi he was referring to or one of his friends who bears finidi too .The vulgarism and crudeness in his reply was soul irking . Nothing could absolve such gross indiscipline.


Now let’s talk turkey ! Any sphere in life , where so much money , power and fame is being wielded but that lacks discipline, the people behave like a loosed cannon ! Such was what Nigerians had to cringingly watch last night.

Paradoxically , We must learn a lot from the military, a thing like this can never happen ! Your superior for even a day is your superior for life !

I feel so much for finidi at this moment , my heart goes out to him. A man in his knees shudnt be kicked anymore ! At a point in his career, when he was grappling with a wrecking ship .

I really hope victor gets the punishment he deserve me and apologize to his boss .

If there is anything the BOLA TINUBU administration has been able to achieve since inception, is its lack of human face to all its knee jerk, impulsive, trial and error and shallow thought policies. In the wake of the biting and strangulating economy which was bequeathed as a result of of the botched subsidy removal, naira devaluation, gale of multiple taxation, astronomical and daily growing inflation, etc. All these factors amass has ensured average Nigerians are absolutely submerged in misery.


Nigerians have been coerced to bite the bullet since day Mr. bola took over office. ''Sacrifice for a better tomorrow'' became the opium and the placebo pill he shared to Nigerians like a party cake. You would be myopic to NOT know that it was a ruse all along. Except you are a new Nigerian then i excuse your glowing ignorance.
Mr. CORDOSO, especially reminds me of when i was trying out my fingers on guitar for the first time as a passionate teenager with no teacher, i will strike any cord and string to see if it makes sense, if it does i will nod and pontificate in my magical prowess, if the sound does not make sense, i will dump it and complain about how hard it is to learn guitar.

Unfortunately, Nigeria is no guitar, but MR CORDOSO keeps striking all the cords to see which one will make sense.
We go to bed daily hoping to wake to feel a relief from the economic asphyxiation that is strangulating us . ironically, a tighter rope on our neck , a bigger hole in our pockets is what we experiencing .


All the policies of this present administration, i say unequivocally that none of it has positively impacted the lives of an average Nigerian. none i vehemently reiterate. Lets excuse all the newspapers and financial jargons. the GDP is blah blah blah, the IGR is bla blah blah , FOREIGN RESERVE IS blah blah blah , something is 2.5% blah blah , the pertinent question i always ask is, how does it impact the life of the common man on the street of oshodi, akure, kano , owerri.


The recent blow on our faces again is the controversial 0.5% levy for cyber crime war. no explanation under the sun can justify this neck stiffing policy-- another hole in our pockets. Everything is wrong about the policy, the timing and the policy itself is malicious.
paradoxically, the originator of the chant '' let the poor breath'' is the same man ensuring the rope on our neck is tighter and superintending over our strangulation , IS THE SAME MAN TAKING ENSURING WE ARE SHORT OF OXYGEN. HOW DO WILL THE POOR BREATH THEN .