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Men's Rule by sammy6(m): 11:07am On Aug 07, 2008
The Man'S Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Hours.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials,

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
Yeah we do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
or golf , OR CARS.

1.YES HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS IS WAY MORE INTRESTING THAN BEING WITH YOU

1. You have enough clothes.

1.yes means yes and no means no

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.
Re: Men's Rule by folahann(m): 11:31am On Aug 07, 2008
cheesy cheesy cheesy
I'm about to print this now and paste it when the time comes.

Thanks for the rules, they are all true.
Re: Men's Rule by chioya(f): 11:33am On Aug 07, 2008
true ,
Re: Men's Rule by emmyjojo(m): 12:06pm On Aug 08, 2008
i hope d ladies are reading this cos we've had enough rules from their end. ladies must know dat we know alltheir tricks, we're just playing along foe d sake of peace. thanks man.
Re: Men's Rule by lexicon(m): 12:17pm On Aug 08, 2008
the new constitution
Re: Men's Rule by mykali(m): 12:57pm On Aug 08, 2008
$ammy:


The Man'S Rules­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­­
At last a guy has taken the time to write this all down
FINALLY, the guys' side of the story.
( I must admit, it's pretty good.)
We always hear "the rules"
From the female side.
Now here are the rules from the male side.

These are our rules!
Please note, these are all numbered "1 "
ON PURPOSE!
1. Men are NOT mind readers.

1. Learn to work the toilet seat.
You're a big girl. If it's up, put it down.
We need it up, you need it down.
You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

1. Sunday sports It's like the full moon
or the changing of the tides.
Let it be.

1. Shopping is NOT a sport.
And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

1. Crying is blackmail.

1. Ask for what you want.
Let us be clear on this one:
Subtle hints do not work!
Strong hints do not work!
Obvious hints do not work!
Just say it!

1. Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

1. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we do.
Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.


1. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.
In fact, all comments become Null and void after 7 Hours.


1. If you think you're fat, you probably are.
Don't ask us.

1. If something we said can be interpreted two ways and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one

1. You can either ask us to do something
Or tell us how you want it done.
Not both.
If you already know best how to do it, just do it yourself.

1. Whenever possible, Please say whatever you have to say during commercials,

1. Christopher Columbus did NOT need directions and neither do we.

1. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings.
Peach, for example, is a fruit, not A color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

1. If it itches, it will be scratched.
Yeah we do that.

1. If we ask what is wrong and you say "nothing," We will act like nothing's wrong.
We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.

1. If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, Expect an answer you don't want to hear.

1. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine, Really .

1. Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as football
or golf , OR CARS.

1.YES HANGING OUT WITH THE BOYS IS WAY MORE INTRESTING THAN BEING WITH YOU

1. You have enough clothes.

1.yes means yes and no means no

1. You have too many shoes.

1. I am in shape. Round IS a shape!

1. Thank you for reading this.
Yes, I know, I have to sleep on the couch tonight;


But did you know men really don't mind that? It's like camping.








i say[b] AMEN [/b] to that.
Re: Men's Rule by Shaz(f): 1:39pm On Aug 08, 2008
Lo. .true
Re: Men's Rule by MrInfo1(m): 10:44pm On Aug 08, 2008
I concur

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