am kool and u?

lol, shola don take over

see coup

You wan lock this thread join

says who

thank gawd, cuz i don dey think how i go take deck those yeye teeths off ya mouth

studio me. . . .

why u wan take style bribe me naw

i need u boo
ive got to see u boo

jummy na hin u never tell me all this while

who u be puma

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 1000 Naira!"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam," she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything, " He returns her gaze, "Anything?" "Anything. "His voice softens, "Anything?" "Anything," she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you , study?"

nice ones

nice threes

True life stories i guess

maybe from experience u know

experience, they say is the best teacher

dont mind that poster, na those kind things hin dey always experience since when i know am

no wonder!

BENIN,
HOW R U?

dem never do that road now
wetin him come dey do there?
mayb na GALA him dey sell for there

that's not true.

then what is true

the true be say him no dey say the truth

stanley, what's up jor.

na by force for u to know

not by force but by will

thats better

guys am broke