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Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by dani1luv: 4:31pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Hey Jokers. . First of all I would Say. .Thanks a lot 4 making this section a unique and lively one Please I would like 2 post a notice. . Any user's who is about to open a thread that contains joke or picture should please not open that thread with a user'name Any thread found with a username would be Locked By me or the co-mod E.g - https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373378.0.html Thanks a lot. . Dani |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Epi: 10:28pm On Dec 31, 2009 |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by lysaa(f): 11:49am On Jan 01, 2010 |
teasher teash me nonsense |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by romsky: 11:04am On Jan 02, 2010 |
like say una neva lock dem finish |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by tayoast(m): 11:29am On Jan 02, 2010 |
Watch out 4 myn. With ur NAME on it!! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 9:53pm On Jan 02, 2010 |
Misofuyin baby |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by jmkbond(f): 9:53pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
teelllll them |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 9:54pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Jmk were have u been naw? I don miss u gan o |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by jmkbond(f): 9:57pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
i dey school |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 10:34pm On Jan 03, 2010 |
Im proud of u sweety, Erm read well , graduate and get a good job, But nor forget me o |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:34am On Jan 05, 2010 |
Okay! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 4:45pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
on who's authority do u do dis? hunh? dis is d jokes section damn it! hw times hv changed since my last time here! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 6:10pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
back from exile |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:18pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
jeovy, u r nt shot yet? |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 6:39pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
nope,happy new yr |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:51pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
DIS ONCE I'L GIV U A SMILE bt ders so much decadence on nlnd dat dis wil b such a tough yr 4 mi nd my boys, i realy am bac, nd i xpect d same level of respect i got b4 my sojourn to somalia. r u wit mi? |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 6:59pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
Im not with u, U are on your own , period! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 7:05pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
lukin @ur profile picture, u wnt mak a gud foot soldier anyways, wen d revolution is complete, ppl lik u will b shot publicly! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by studio43(m): 7:20pm On Jan 05, 2010 |
Lol no comment |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 10:07am On Jan 06, 2010 |
comment na, make i throw cabide inside ur mouth |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 2:28pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
U knw clems, dat nvr realy crossd my mind. U r hired! Ur nw offical incharge 'new discipline methods' in my regime, it goes d d rank of Lt. nd of cos u cant reject! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Ben13: 2:33pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
why must you guys chat on all threads. Everywhere ou go, offtopic posts. WTF is gunpoint? plweeeeese use the chat thread for invalid discussions. ewu |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:10pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
@kevin-11 its lik u to try to derail progressive meanful martial discussions on nlnd. . . frm your profile picture if dat is really u, u sim lik u wuld do 4 a gud gift to one of my top Major.Generals. . . or mayb i culd mak u my minister 4 nlnd(musin). . . na. . . your probably a seun freak! u wil b shot (soon as i find dat damn turkey again) @clemcy as your 1st duty in office, round up Ben-10(aka kevin-11), find turkey nd iteun nd hv dem all publicly executed!! oh, whil u r @ it, shoot urslf too, i nid to test your loyalty to dis regime! Nd find princessca. . . |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by mcnepow(m): 8:27pm On Jan 06, 2010 |
@poster. Must u threaten our lives nd make us sad 1st b4 we start getin hapi on readn d jokes Rememba, ds is nt abacha era, na yaradua (or is it gudluck) era we dey oh. @gunpoint. U get badddd mouth, i dey feel u! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 7:42am On Jan 07, 2010 |
mcnepow: *promptly backhands him 4 him left eye* hw dare u speak abt my mouth so off handedly? |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 9:26am On Jan 07, 2010 |
power dey shack you abi? |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 12:26pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
lol gundust is back, cmon get me pipe lemme smoke, silly child i be ya mate? giv me orders again make i break ur thin thin legs wey no get shoe size |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by Jeovy(m): 12:54pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
very funny gundust |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 3:03pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
*aside 2 clemcy* (u knw i hate bin calld gundust, u knw wat dat does 2 my psyche, dnt spoil dis 4mi or else u'l get it hot!) . . .nw wer wz i? . . Yes, wats d progess report on our firin squad 4 dis wkend? @jeovy Its a new yr, i'l let it slide. . . Dis once. . . |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by mykali(m): 3:25pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
yessah |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by gunpoint(m): 6:02pm On Jan 07, 2010 |
@mykali Dat yessah, is it 4 mi or 4 d moderator? Cos if its 4 mi, den u r addressn mi lik i wz a civilian, r u a bloody civilian? Ans mi! |
Re: Please Read before opening any thread!!!!!!!!!!!! by clemcykul(f): 8:55am On Jan 08, 2010 |
gundust, pls polish this shoe for me |
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