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Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by dani1luv: 5:55pm On Jan 17, 2010
See what I'm talking about grin grin gringrin

Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by mykali(m): 7:52pm On Jan 17, 2010
i'm in loff with this mechanic. grin
infact, Dani, you have to introduce us oh.
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 2:49pm On Jan 18, 2010
wonderfull!!!

i love this aha aha grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by dani1luv: 4:24pm On Jan 18, 2010
@Mykali. . .
Hope you didnt have quick erection grin


klemcy you nko
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:12pm On Jan 18, 2010
LMAO!!!! but nt all female has big tit nw
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 5:27pm On Jan 18, 2010
Abbey, are you a "mechanic"? cheesy

Dani, send me her number, pls. . . tongue
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 5:40pm On Jan 18, 2010
yes ur Keke napep is @it again? grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 5:55pm On Jan 18, 2010
LOL as usual, only a female mechanic can make it work
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 6:00pm On Jan 18, 2010
click on d search button & search 4 a female mech. grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by nich(m): 6:02pm On Jan 18, 2010
shocked nna, i no know say dem don dey make jack wey get double support. nna, i suppose collect that kind one. abbey how far? nna, link me up! cheesy wink
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by dani1luv: 6:58pm On Jan 18, 2010
Abbey_city:

LMAO!!!! but nt all female has big bosom nw
That is to say. . you gat one which is bigger than that. . . shocked

Ben-10:

Abbey, are you a "mechanic"? cheesy

Dani, send me her number, pls. . . tongue
So I come be VIP for your place now bah. . nyway. .How would you call her with ur 9ja line. . I do use overseas mechanics. . .esp gurls
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 9:15am On Jan 19, 2010
dani1luv:

That is to say. . you gat one which is bigger than that. . . shocked
So I come be VIP for your place now bah. . nyway. .How would you call her with your 9ja line. . I do use overseas mechanics. . .esp gurls

see as you dey form like say the mechanic gurl know ya surname. . .
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 9:21am On Jan 19, 2010
nich:

shocked nna, i no know say dem don dey make jack wey get double support. nna, i suppose collect that kind one. abbey how far? nna, link me up! cheesy wink

nt too far, is jst a stone throw cheesy hw bory?

dani1luv:

That is to say. . you gat one which is bigger than that. . . shocked
So I come be VIP for your place now bah. . nyway. .How would you call her with your 9ja line. . I do use overseas mechanics. . .esp gurls

u no dey read well again?
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 9:23am On Jan 19, 2010
The mechanic gurl has finally operated on his motor brain. . .

Abbey, let's play https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373124.352.html#msg5345188
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 10:31am On Jan 19, 2010
why the chick no wear skirt na
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:36am On Jan 19, 2010
clemcykul:

why the chick no wear skirt na

bad boi! grin

Ben-10:

The mechanic gurl has finally operated on his motor brain. . .

Abbey, let's play https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-373124.352.html#msg5345188

i'll b there nw.
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by bashydemy(m): 10:42am On Jan 19, 2010
Dani pls i need her service my car wont work this morning can i have a number?
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 10:44am On Jan 19, 2010
i think am the one who needs to be serviced and not my car
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 10:45am On Jan 19, 2010
Clems, you don see mechanic wear skirt?

Bashy, call Abbey.
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by bashydemy(m): 10:47am On Jan 19, 2010
are you saying that gurl is Abbey
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 10:49am On Jan 19, 2010
Ben-10:

Bashy, call Abbey.

4 wat?
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Moyola(f): 10:53am On Jan 19, 2010
I cant c anything jare! angry tongue
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 10:57am On Jan 19, 2010
jeeze she's blind!

too much bla bla bla caused it
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 11:05am On Jan 19, 2010
Bashy, Abbey is the Nigerian counterpart tongue ask Dani. . .
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Moyola(f): 11:06am On Jan 19, 2010
clemcykul:

jeeze she's blind!

too much bla bla bla caused it

M wot?! Wota yu sayin? I cant hear yu angry grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 11:12am On Jan 19, 2010
ure not serious grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Moyola(f): 11:28am On Jan 19, 2010
hehe! Clemcy bring me yur car. . . M training to b a mechanic! grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 11:48am On Jan 19, 2010
wow thats splendid!

can u fix my 911?? if u can i promise u a set of new stuffs
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ultrame(m): 12:13pm On Jan 20, 2010
Can u see the look on the BMW's face? it's saying I wish i have hands! i would have , grin

This is really good.
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Abbeycity4(f): 12:27pm On Jan 20, 2010
Ultrame:

Can u see the look on the BMW's face? it's saying I wish i have hands! i would have , grin

This is really good.

lmao!!! grin dirty mind. . . . . .
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by clemcykul(f): 1:27pm On Jan 20, 2010
soooooooo dirty and stinking grin
Re: Reason Why Female Must Not Be A Mechanic! by Ben13: 4:37pm On Jan 20, 2010
Female mechanics on board. . .

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