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A Lawyer In Heaven by Andyjoy(f): 2:26pm On Jan 25, 2010
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer up there in heaven?"

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Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by Pogistega(m): 9:28am On Jan 27, 2010
Not bad.

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Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by snthesis(m): 11:51am On Jan 28, 2010
Another joke about lawyers- gettin borin
Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by dani1luv: 6:39pm On Jan 28, 2010
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Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by eruudy(m): 10:56pm On May 06, 2010
wtf ,  dis is so funny ,  hahahaha

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Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by bighead1(m): 11:13pm On May 06, 2010
quite funny
Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by Ayoakinkahunsi(m): 10:30am On Dec 01, 2014
Funny
Hope it's not expensive
Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by PerfectHeart(f): 5:17pm On Sep 29, 2016
I don't find this funny

its just average
Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by thewhitehood(m): 3:08am On Dec 21, 2017
[color=#000099][/color] very funny I got the joke
Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by bewla(m): 3:40pm On May 22, 2022
Andyjoy:
An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer - you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer up there in heaven?"

wait till a lawyer catch you

You think them all na lieyer abi las las

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Re: A Lawyer In Heaven by ukandi1(m): 11:04am On Nov 14, 2022
bewla:
wait till a lawyer catch you

You think them all na lieyer abi las las

But na true na.

Lawyer's primary focus is income not justice and would subvert justice for monetary gains ones the price is right.
How do such humans make it before God

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