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The Boy And The Lawyer In Court by WizPrince1(m): 2:40pm On Nov 20, 2012
A Boy charged his parents to court simply because he dosen't want to stay with them again.. So It Happened Like This.

Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Father?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because He Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Mother?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because She Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: So Who Do u want to stay with?
Boy: I want to stay with Super Eagles.
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because They don't Beat People!

LOL......
Re: The Boy And The Lawyer In Court by johndavid1(m): 3:41pm On Nov 20, 2012
Wiz-Prince:
A Boy charged his parents to court simply because he dosen't want to stay with them again.. So It Happened Like This.

Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Father?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because He Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: Do u want to stay with ur Mother?
Boy: No
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because She Usually Beats Me
Lawyer: So Who Do u want to stay with?
Boy: I want to stay with Super Eagles.
Lawyer: Why?
Boy: It Is Because They don't Beat People!

LOL......
Thou its an old joke bt i go still clapp 4u sha

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