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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 7:01pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
NikkasPleeease! This thread is for MC's. . . . . Pleeease, leave it in the "freestyle lounge" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 7:04pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
@MODERATORS Mr n Mrs Moderators, please limit the stuff we got up in here. We dont want this turning into that other thread where a bunch of dudes are abusing themselves instead of taking smart shots at each other. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 7:16pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
MA lyrics WRECK AND CRISP humans . . . .Your BRAIN'S BEST DECISION's to give that DUMB TEXT REVISIONS! Puttin' laundry detergent in fuel tanks is ya only way to 'GAIN WRECK-IGNITION(RECOGNITION). . . . . . . . . .Sauron Lookie gay, you never even came near-a-career, you had to go and blow ya start? Nairalanders would think I’m a “chiropractor for Napoleon”, the way I’ll pull ya “Bone-a-parte!”. . . . . . . .Sauron I can't lose to "one dyke" . . . . , So go 'head n set up the rematch, cause u can't beat me wit one try I'll defeat u wit one line. . . . .I'm already "Hard 2 See", so how u gon beat me wit "one eye?". . . . . . . Sauron Bleep this gay, you're deluded, i stay stable though TEST SHOCKS Closest you'll come to living the dream is playing FABLE ON X-BOX. . . . . . . . . . . . .Sauron I'll crack ya neck wit a pool stick, your clones expect u to lose bitch Ma discernin' frees'll burn your undies like Christians that hate secular music Chasis is the antithesis of potent rap, punch holes in ya face & piss in the open gaps Jeez, cats know your drops are sub-par that's why this clone is quoting paps. . . . . . . . . .Sauron ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Ibime, how about this for a classic freestyle. [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k-2kk6s1axk&hl=en&fs=1"[/flash] |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Bamsyle(m): 7:20pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
@ibime *Hey you!* I’m known for lounging around and smoking fine blunts/ When babies are born before the standard nine-month period, they're normally called "pre-mature". In your own case, you weren't only mature, you're post-mature Or maybe overture I meet ho’s with a nice demeanour/ tell em ‘nice to meet ya’/ You mean you batter women? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tangent(f): 8:03pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
@ sauron, i saw where u said 'hit em up' is not tupac's best diss track. i disagree with you there. is hit em up not the first diss track that mentioned names in the mid-90s. is there any other track i don't know of? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Ibime(m): 10:08pm On Jan 15, 2009 |
tangent: What does name mentioning have to do with anything. . . . one of the exciting thing about listening to diss records back in the day was trying to guess who the rapper was talking about. . . it takes subliminal wit to diss someone without mentioning his name. . . . 2Pac had no subliminal wit, thats why e just shout Biggie name like agbero. . . . its this era of name-calling that turned rap beef violent. . . |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by A40(m): 2:49am On Jan 16, 2009 |
@Ibime Dawg i won't even front you spit acid!! |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Bamsyle(m): 9:22am On Jan 16, 2009 |
@Ibime I won't blame you for the drivel you just vomitted there. I'm not sayin' anythin' about "Hit 'Em Up" being the best or not but who're you to decide whether disses should be subliminal or not? Disses are what they're called - doesn't matter whether they're subliminal or direct. What's witty about spittin' subliminal disses? It's a known fact that it's impossible to satisfy humans. If someone names names in a diss track ,some peops would say he's fearless. Others like you might think he's witless. Some peops also feel that your so-called subliminal disses are usually spat by cowards. Pac's themes and life are not things nuccas like you understand. Dude was misunderstood for so many thangs but no one can dispute the fact that he was a fearless soldier - never afraid of anyone. He was known never to beat about the bush. He named names. He went straight for his enemies' jugulars - all cos he's fearless. At the same time he was intelligent. Is Pac the only one that mentioned names? Even new-age rappers do. Eminem, Jay-Z, Nas - they go both subliminal and direct. And take back your ish on name-calling turning rap beef violent. Many rappers have at one time or another fought back cos of subliminal disses - apparently aimed at them. They go both physical and verbal. Many rappers have been shot dead when the shooter was almost sure the rapper was dissing him. It's even better atimes to take direct shots at who you're dissing - for the avoidance of doubt. Why's there so much unnecessary hue and cry about a rapper who died more than a decade ago? For a so-called MC who has never listened to a 2pac album all his life . . . even out of sheer curiosity . . . I expected nutin better from you. . . For the umpteenth time leave this veteran alone and face your bizniz. He's not your average MC. . . |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 7:21pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
tangent: Babes. . . . .'Hit 'Em Up' is not by any chance 2pac's best diss. It is just the most popular. 2Pac was just acting like a kid throwing temper tantrums with 'I f'ucked ur wife and sleeping on the couch' As a good battler meself, i would say the Outlawz had more punchlines and metas than Pac did on the track. 2pac's best disses to Biggie + Jay-Z + Mobb Deep is "All Out(Die Slow)" and maybe "Bomb First"(Makaveli album). "All Out" is def'ly his best battle tracks that was never released in any of his albums before he passed away. An adulterated version of it was released on "Until The End Of Time" album and was digitally mastered to remove Big/Jay-Z's from the lyrics. Listen to this. . . . .and compare to the watery 'Hit Em Up' [flash=425,344] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hWKw-ctnrfs&hl=en&fs=1[/flash]" Bleep them niggaz dissin me?) Jay-Z, come out to play, Hey yo assasin, gimme one of them tracks I can just ride on motherfuckers with, mobb deep, niggaz talkin bout we can't rap? Niggaz must nota' never heard no motherfuckin track offa death row nigga, DEATH ROW, WESTSIDE, Let's get it on, daylight or fuckin nightbreak, MOB, Go into these niggaz, to the motherfuckin death, -------------------------------------------------------------------------- Come hell or high water, Down to slaughter opposers, Just another lost soul stuck callin Jay-Hova Outlaw till it's over, Brandish my strap back like a cobra, I stay drunk, cause I'm a MADMAN, whenever sober, On a one man mission, my ambitions to hold up, the rap game, While I pluck holes in niggaz like donuts and still, down to die for all my souljas, Like hillbillies, they don't feel me so refuse, bringin war to the city, With each breath, death before dishonor, Never let you swallow me, no apologies, your honor, A general in war, I'm the first to bomb, With a squad of trusted killers, Quick to move shit, heavily armed, I'm similar to Saddam, Sometime's I question Hussein, Like fiends frantic for that last vein, Stuck in the game, I hit the scene like sandstorms, then transform watch me, I take the figure of dirty niggas, Who all got me, While bitches wonderin, who shot me? No love, keep a grudge, shootin slugs like my Muammar Quadaffi, Murder my friends, built a new posse, We takin shots on paparazzi, Gonna fly now,nigga like Rocky, You got a lotta nerve to play me, Another gay rapper, Bustin caps in Jay-Z, and still avoid capture, While y'all caught up in the rapture, Still after me I'm in Jamaica sippin' daqueries, No doubt, We used to havin nothin, Then grabbin somethin and bustin, Wanted to be the thug nigga, That my old man wasn't, I came from total fear to catchin cases, Litigation, niggaz, playahatin', got me crooked in all fifty states, I'm screamin DEATH ROW, throw 'em a WESTSIDE, ain't no thing, We was raised off driveby's, brought up to bang, We claim mob, MOB, if you be specific, We control ALL cash, from the Atlantic, Pacific, And get this, I'm hard to kill, When I'm billed, with this live spot, Father, how the hell did I survive, these five shots? Live it up or give it up and like demons, late night, hear 'em screamin, We goin all out, ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- ----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- US, THE FIRST TO BUST, WHO DO WE TRUST? OUT FOR MOBB DEEP AND JAY-Z, DEAD IN THE DUST, I TOLD YOU PUNKS THAT I WAS AFTER BIGGIE, YOU GOT INVOLVED, NOW WE BOUT TO BUST ON ALL Y'ALL. . . .GOIN ALL OUT. Jay-Z, haha boy you at yo funeral, punk motherfucker WESTSIDE, OUTLAW, DEATHROW, MAKAVELI THA DON, OUTLAWZ THE CRIMINAL DESPERADO'S, WESTSIDE THUG LIVIN, DIE, DIE SLOW, (think my memory ain't bad you about the buisness, ) DIE, DIE SLOW, (BANG, you dead) DIE, DIE SLOW, (haha mobb deep, you lil young ass juvenile delinquent, ) DIE, DIE SLOW, (BANG BANG, you dead) DIE, DIE SLOW, (biggie, BANG, you dead) DIE, DIE SLOW, (puffy, BANG, you dead) DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW, (you robbed the game, no need to explain, get o'utta here) DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW, DIE, DIE, DIE SLOW, mmh, DIE, DIE SLOW, MY LABEL, THE NOTORIOUS, UNTOUCHABLE, DEATH ROW. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 9:58pm On Jan 16, 2009 |
"Beating me is impossible its like fighting ur own shadow" Alex P "This hoe is attracted to death like an arab convict Bring your A+ and your medicine man u still a minus to the rap submit" Alex P "From me no next-round cause the memory card won't save u your wackness is in-built only when u catch bird flu u come through" Alex P Your defeat is predictable u the planted seed in my mouth/ Starve d fool my saliva watch him dying a louth/ Alex P Claiming king when u aint respected like dead president/ HIV positive no Nairalander will welcome u to da Resident/ Alex P My intention aint vexed cause a lame trying to flow on red sea His rhythm is unplugged like OBJ voicing on futy loops get of the scene/Alex P The only purpose u got in life is cloning id's your face everywhere u sendin your death iv's/Alex P Alexpissu is a human he won't battle Tianshit the KASPER Matter of fact Nairaland knows u always Disapper/Alex P Get the picture clown i run planets but u running cables Is only when i spit venom u be getting food on the tables/Alex P East, west ,south and north i stay more current than missisipi u mic rusty to this game no need begging coach Lippi Call him out 4 battle he will keep vigil 2 the star 4 a wish He aint worth nothing like a shit or rotten fish/Alex P East, west ,south and north i stay more current than missisipi u mic rusty to this game no need begging coach Lippi/Alex P Try and Tape this word cause u gagging 4 pleasures But this verse leaves your heart skipping like DJ mixing features/Alex P |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 11:09am On Jan 17, 2009 |
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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Ibime(m): 2:31pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
saintvalx: P Diddy! What are you doing on Nairaland? |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 3:26pm On Jan 17, 2009 |
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Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tangent(f): 3:27pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Ibime: roflmao. the lads in my uni believe that is what makes tupac stand out from the rest. they think he was fearless. ~Sauron~: i have bought this song. it was fire. tupac, outlaws, assassin(the beatmaker). the combination is sick. there were so many unreleased songs in the album titled "in his own words". "friends", "God bless the dead", "troublesome 96" and many more. i have to agree with you. all out tops hit em up. @ topic, The gimmicks, the wack lyrics, The shit is depressing, pathetic, please forget it, You're mad cause my style you're admiring, Don't be mad, UPS is hiring-------------------------biggie(flava in your ear remix). |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Bamsyle(m): 5:53pm On Jan 19, 2009 |
Some peops need to be told that what makes the world still regard Pac's "Hit Em Up" as his best diss track ever is not only what Pac said on that joint but how he said it. The fiery delivery, the fearlessness, the directness, the attitude, the angst - the list is endless. And on the entertainment side, whether you admit or deny it; even the rhythm and the flows got all o' y'all dancing. How many diss tracks are danceable? No wonder Pac said in "You Can't See Me" - "My lyrics bang like a Crip or Blood/Ni**a word/It ain't nutin but a party when we thug". You wouldn't even know dude was battling My days, many peops even regard "Hit 'Em Up" as the best diss track ever. Pac's battles were the straight-to-da-point, in-yo'-face, no-time-for-bullsh*t kind. He never believed in beating about the bush when it came to battles. He was known to bomb first. Little wonder in "So Many Tears", he said; ". . . you wanna last/Be tha first to blast, remember Kato" Wasn't this said in "The Good, The Bad and The Ugly" - "If you wanna shoot, shoot. Don't talk"? I mean, why resort to science, aliens and metaphysics when you can come direct? How many listeners have time, precious time for all that merry-go-round? My point - "Hit Em Up" may not contain out-of-this-world kinda lyrics - but it had everyone listening! Pac breaks his stuff down for all o' y'all to understand. Check out all his battle tracks - Against All Odds, Bomb First, All Out, etc. His battle tracks were always on point. Pac was a very opinionated dude, and if he didn't like someone or something they did or said, he let 'em know straight up! So opinionated was he that when his close buddy Dre never showed for any of Snoop's trials, Pac considered this as disrespectful to Snoop and dissed Dre toward the end of "To Live And Die in LA". Check out his beefs with Biggie, P.Diddy, Mobb Deep, Chino XL, Dre, Nas, LL Cool J, Jay-Z - they were all based on opinions. Is there a crime in voicing your opinions? For all y'all Pac lovers *and maybe haters* , Pac himself called this joint "the realest sh*t he ever wrote and . . . the truest sh*t he ever spoke" It's called "Against All Odds" and it's the best battle track by Pac. Since the thread says "Illest Punchlines", I'll just post excerpts and not the full lyrics to the song . . . Next time grown folks talk, nigga close your mouth . . . All you old rappers trying to advance It's all over now, take it like a man Niggas looking like, Larry Holmes flabby and sick . . . Niggaz that don't rhyme right You've seen too many movies Lastly, Pac was not into punchlines and stuff. He shouldn't be made up into what he was not - especially by peops who never understood him. Every rapper has his style. Pac's signature style was the reflective stuff, the deep and emotional style. He was a dude who just spat what he felt - at any given time. I'm yet to see a rapper, nay, music artiste in the history of music, as expressive as this dude was. I mean, how many rappers can spit simple lyrics like he does and still get his listeners swooning over them? No, not one. He was a very deep/introspective rapper. His best lyrics were sung in the sober/reflective moments of his life. Songs like "Life Goes On", "So Many Tears", etc readily attest to this. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nobody: 2:27pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
i'll push your top back, when i shoot this man. murder you convertible style, cuz i'm roofless man-------Cassidy |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by toluwalomo(m): 6:25pm On Jan 23, 2009 |
So if you really wanna go on/ We can get it on/ Live in front of the cameras on your own sit-com/ I let you kick a verse/ Bleep it I let you kick'em all/ I'll even wait for the studio audience to applaud/ Now watch me rip the tat from your arm/ Kick you in the groin/ Stick you for your Van Gough Award/ In front of your moms/ Your 1st 2nd and 3rd born/ Get your wife on the horn/ To call minister Farrakhan! 2ND RECORD KNOCK OUT-CANIBUS |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Hardballer(m): 10:04am On Jan 27, 2009 |
don't give the black man food, give red man liquor red man fool, black man nigga give yellow man tool, make him railroad builda also give him pan, make him pull gold from river give black man crack, glocks to teens, give red man craps, slot machines, lupe - american terrorist |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by dejiariyo: 7:03pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Constantly movin while makin millions Witnessin killings,leavin dead bodies in abandoned buildings Carries to children cause theyre illin Addicted to killin and the appeal from the cap peelin Without feelin,but will they last or be blasted Hard headed bastard Maybe he'll listen in his casket,the aftermath More bodies being buried,I'm losing my homies in a hurry Theyre relocating to the cemetary Got me worried, stressin, my visions blurried The question is will I live?No one in the world loves me |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by eyonigger(m): 11:34pm On Jan 27, 2009 |
Well perpetrate like you could handle my team So merciless in mind try to take command of your dreams Leavin muthafuckas drowin in they own blood Clown and taking pictures Later, laugh about the punk bitches That turn snitches Regulate my area the terror I represent Make your people disappear, your wonderin' where they went Am I cold, or is it just I sold my soul? Addicted to the streets Never find true peace I'm told Come take my body, God Don't let me suffer any longer Smoke a pound of marijuana so I know it ain't long Where is the end to all my misery? Is there a close? I suppose that's why I murder my foes When Thugz Cry Tupac, |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by chei: 6:56pm On Feb 04, 2009 |
Niggaz is actors Niggaz deserve oscars |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by D1KeleVra(m): 10:07am On Feb 14, 2009 |
"I just sit on my money 'til i'm above the law" - Jay-Z |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by tangent(f): 4:05pm On Feb 15, 2009 |
using numerology to count the people i sent to heaven produces more digits than 22 divided by 7(immortal technique) face it, you too basic, you're never gonna make it like children walking through Antarctica, butt naked"(immortal technique) i'm a young money millie in aire, tougher than nigerian hair. my criteria compared to your career just isn't fair('lil wayne) |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by kuntagunit(m): 3:36am On May 01, 2009 |
i dont smoke but i take enough second-hand to make my fucking P.O choke eminem Baby i cant dance, is not that i cant but there is a pistol on my waist. eminem my mum would turn in the grave if i married a white chick 50cent I look back on life and thank God i'm blessed we re the best on the planet so forget the rest tony yayo strap on ur seat belts cos u ve neva been on a ride like this b4 with a producer who could rap and control the mike stroke at the same time with the dope rhymes that kick dr dre when niggaz beg 4 mercy that means the beef is over the game Em introduced us tanny this is 50 50 this is tanny i complimentd her i said u ve very fine lips with my imagination i could see u sucking my dick 50 cent my finger nails filled with cocaine residues yong buck with a tv u had to hit on to get a picture lloyd banks i dont follow up a chick if i dont get the pu**y the first day llyod banks u dont ve to be a model for me to adore u, dont indulge in my past Bleep what happened b4 50cent i ve been watching u watching me i dont know what u like my watch or me 50cent i ask my self do i luv these hoes NO!!!! stat quo nigga u ve to jump and swing to hit me in the knees dr dre u cant pay me enough 4 u to play me eminem this is it my nigga this is what we boast about now i'm here so shut ur fucking mouth and show me luv obie trice no one knows my struggle they only see my troubles 2pac picture me inside the misery of poverty no man alive ever witnessed troubles i survived 2pac all i make is one phone call all y'all disappear by 2morro B.I.G i turn like doorknob heart throb neva B.I.G i stay gucci down to my socks my rings and watches filled with rocks B.I.G |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by anayoe(m): 10:18pm On May 24, 2009 |
same thing make you laugh make you cry they claiming that they love you but they hate you at the same time, Master P |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MrCrackles(m): 11:19pm On May 25, 2009 |
Nas-Dont Body Yourself {Diss to Fiddy and Mobb Deep} ~ "Niggas dont want beef, they Vegeterians" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Krayola(m): 1:45am On May 26, 2009 |
"I drop unexpectedly like bird sh!t" Notorious BIG- Kick in The Door. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by MrCrackles(m): 3:20pm On May 27, 2009 |
Juelz Santana - Dipset City - " I will 911 you without the telephone" |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Krayola(m): 3:45pm On May 27, 2009 |
Ni**az wanna creep, gotta watch my back think the cognac and indo sack make me slack? i switches all that cock sucker, g's up one false move get swiss cheesed up clip the tec respect i demand it slip and break- the 11th commandment thou shalt not fukc wit lord c poppa feel a thousand deaths when i drop ya I feel for ya, like Chaka khan, I 'm the don pussie when i want, Rolex on the arm Notorious B.I.G. Album: Born Again * Song: Who Shot Ya |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Sauron1: 4:41pm On May 27, 2009 |
Canibus freestyles Im too busy tryin' to concentrate Grab you by the face and lay hands on you like Mase Cos when the saints come marchin' in He'll be flossin in the clothes he bought with the money from the offering Then it's Jim Baker all over again Till he's back in the studio recordin' again The Source gave me three and half mics I should take three and half lives from the staff for hiring that asswipe. The only thing faster than the speed of light is the speed of dark With the jaws of a Great White shark I’ll rip you apart My state of the art lyrical lasers is razor sharp Splatter the brain matter of my enemies With the same bullet trajectory that murdered John Kennedy In the back of his cranial cavity, which is actually What happens to any wack emcee for battling me I’ll run over your skull with a tank, rip out your guts with a shank Then bite you with poisonous fangs for trying to rhyme with the champ Sucker you can’t, you shouldn’t even try to Half the square root of my IQ is beyond you So when you see me on the street You better not say a goddamn thing to me ‘Cos nigga you pink-pussy I’ve got some live niggas with me with trigger happy fingers of fury Put one in your skully and five in your belly ‘Cos whenever rhymes fly like bullets in drive-bys I catch them and throw them back like Miami's Jai Alai I cock mine, spin counter-clockwise, shoot five Three miss you, two hit you, one in the leg, one in the thigh Now you’re on the floor immobilized Screaming that you never wanted to die ‘till I put one in your eye |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by bgees(m): 6:20pm On May 27, 2009 |
wack rappers make us pull out the pistol and shoot the stereo u think u sick pussie cos ur flow is too venereal? i should be micheal i'm off the wall grinding i'm the best shooter so iam off the ball bryant. --------------------------------crooked I--HIPHOP WEEKLY #34 p.s- i just discovered CROOKED I. the dude is very talented. |
Re: Illest Hip-hop Punchlines by Nwapapa: 4:14pm On May 28, 2009 |
"i'm more pissed than ur penis" - ILLBLISS (Artform feat. Mode9 from his 1st LP ILLOSOPHY) |
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