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An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:21pm On May 27, 2010
English is my shepherd tongue

I shall not fail sad angry

It leads me in the path of adverbs grin

For its name sake smiley

Even though I walk through the valley wink

And shadow of preposition smiley

I fear no noun grin cheesy

For my dictionary is with me grin

My text book and my pen cheesy

They comfort me cool

They prepare a way before me cool

In preparations for my exams cool

They anoint my head with conjunctions shocked

My interjection overflow grin

Surely, phrase and clauses shall follow me, cool

All the days of my life

And I shall dwell in the house of literature cool

Forever and ever, AMEN. cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

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Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:32pm On May 27, 2010
inglish F9
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:36pm On May 27, 2010
Na your result be that grin . .you nor enjoy my prayer
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:45pm On May 27, 2010
me wan get A1 die
na prayer wey u do as u dey write jamb few weeks ago b dat?
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 2:50pm On May 27, 2010
romsky:

me wan get A1 die
na prayer wey u do as u dey write jamb few weeks ago b dat?

which kain A1. .see lie
This prayer dey work die ehn. . I use am write waec nah. .
Which kain jamb. .jamb wey I nor nid english . .abegi tongue
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 2:53pm On May 27, 2010
dani1luv:

. I use am wrtie waec nah. .
tongue

no vex na now i know say true true na abule-mu-won-leru sekondary skul u go
na real wa o so ya tongue don long pass ur mouth if person tell u say make u dey close mouth u go squeeze face like rotten egusi soup
Re: An English Prayer by Spyker: 2:56pm On May 27, 2010
This is really nice but why did you post it as a joke?
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 3:05pm On May 27, 2010
romsky:

no vex na now i know say true true na abule-mu-won-leru sekondary skul u go
na real wa o so ya tongue don long pass your mouth if person tell u say make u dey close mouth u go squeeze face like rotten egusi soup
see typographical error. . .no misquote me abeg where you see am wrtie . .kai anty rommie. .you dun grow nah
Re: An English Prayer by romsky: 3:08pm On May 27, 2010
y u go modify am cheesy
Re: An English Prayer by dani1luv: 3:17pm On May 27, 2010
thou shall not lie against thy mod. .
NL 3rd Rule cheesy
Re: An English Prayer by olorikan(f): 5:10pm On May 27, 2010
cool
Re: An English Prayer by lysaa(f): 9:38am On May 28, 2010
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