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Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:15pm On May 28, 2010 |
Dedicated to all kinds of food. .from the yoruba, igbo's hausa waeva , Just name the kinda of food you wanna be served and viola its on ur table We would teach how to prepare the kinda food you want also. . just name name P.S; We can help each other with the cooking. . I will start I wanna serve maself just dodo/Plantain |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:17pm On May 28, 2010 |
How to prepare DODO Ingredients 1 gallon of petrol Salts Unripe Plantain Match stick Kerosene Maggi Diesel Procedure Lit your stove/gas Add 3litres of petrol in your frying pan Place it on fire Add 89table spoon of salts plus maggi Add kerosene and Diesel Then Viola your DODO is ready Your end product
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Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Moyola(f): 12:19pm On May 28, 2010 |
LooooL! . . . 1LUV? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 12:35pm On May 28, 2010 |
@dan can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 12:36pm On May 28, 2010 |
@dan can you pls teach me hw to prepare dried rice? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by nich(m): 6:53pm On May 28, 2010 |
kai danjuma! i wan burn down my landlord house? make i no dream zis kind bad dream again o. i dey hear so? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by jossy1luv(f): 7:21pm On May 28, 2010 |
@dan1luv, mumu go always remain mumu, them fit just change am to foolishness. Lol, @woke4all, u neva fit pay ur house rent u wan burn ur lanlord house abi? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by cbase: 7:43pm On May 28, 2010 |
Una get, Utara Ji here? with Ofe Onugbu? , i dont know how to prepare it |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Ben13: 2:23pm On May 29, 2010 |
Woke4all: ewu! Dani, don't even try this in this kitchen |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 2:54pm On May 29, 2010 |
Woke4all:Velli Velli Simple Ingredients Alcohol (Chelsea preferably) Rice Maggi Salts Superglue Procedure * Add 4bottle of chelsea iin your cooking pot * Wait until the alcohol begins to pop * Add 6cubes of maggi * Add 7table spoon of salts * Pour 2super glues. . * Add you Rice Wait for about 20 minutes. .Remove your pot; take it outside; and put under the sun Wait for about 5hours for it to dry. . Sefini Your End Product. . |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 2:56pm On May 29, 2010 |
cbase:kai I be bachelor nah I nor sabi this one. . Ben-10 fit coach you |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:10pm On May 29, 2010 |
dani1luv:learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues* so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? dani do you mind joinin me? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:12pm On May 29, 2010 |
dani1luv:learliusenilsamtarableaau thkgkli'l. *i speak in tongues* so the end product of dried rice is rosted eggs?? dani do you mind joinin me? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 4:13pm On May 29, 2010 |
Joining you in doing what |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Ben13: 4:25pm On May 29, 2010 |
Woke4all:One who listens to dani in terms of dishes might end up with a killer disease. Dani, how can I prepare roasted plantain? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 4:31pm On May 29, 2010 |
Ben-10:talk our language jorh. . .boli abi |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 4:51pm On May 29, 2010 |
dani1luv:In eatin the poison you prepared. |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 5:33pm On May 29, 2010 |
Woke4all:Shutup dia. . I have tasted different recipee while cooking . .so I nor nid to taste. .abi the food nor dey DELICIOUS |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Woke4all(m): 6:01pm On May 29, 2010 |
^^ No be only delicious na deathlicious. You no dey hungry?? |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 6:14pm On May 29, 2010 |
Woke4all:you dey fear. . If i dey hungry i knw wat to do |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by Jeovy(m): 8:25pm On May 29, 2010 |
yeah, u go eat your burnt fried plantain |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by dani1luv: 12:58pm On May 30, 2010 |
Jeovy:take style tell me say u dey hesh |
Re: Jokes Section Official Kitchen by jokingmary(m): 3:47pm On Aug 28, 2010 |
Nice I'm gonna try this |
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