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Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 7:57pm On Aug 01, 2010
A brand new store has just opened in New York City that sells Husbands.

When women go to choose a husband, they have to follow the instructions at the entrance:
"You may visit this store ONLY ONCE!

There are 6 floors and the value of the products increase as you ascend the flights.

You may choose any item from a particular floor, or may choose to go up to the next floor, but you CANNOT go back down except to exit the building"

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband.

-The 1st floor sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs
-The 2nd floor sign on the door reads: Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs and Love Kids.
-The 3rd floor sign on the door reads: Floor 3 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.
-She goes to the 4th floor and the sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help with Housework.

"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"
-Still, she goes to the 5th floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs, Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, help with Housework and Have a Strong Romantic Streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the 6th floor and the sign reads:
-Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor.

There are no men on this floor.

This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 7:58pm On Aug 01, 2010
To avoid gender bias charges, the store's owner opens a New Wives store just across the street.

-The 1st first floor has wives that love s. ex.
-The 2nd floor has wives that love se. x and have money.
-The 3rd - 6th floors have never been visited
Re: Husband Store by oboidanre(f): 8:14pm On Aug 01, 2010
U try but i don hear am b4, grin
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 8:18pm On Aug 01, 2010
hmmm - okay look Romsky's thread (male bashing)

maybe you never see my latest additions (3) there and hopefully, you go like them smiley
Re: Husband Store by oboidanre(f): 8:22pm On Aug 01, 2010
Ok now, make i go chop my fish come back ehn!!! wink
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 8:25pm On Aug 01, 2010
tongue tongue

Enjoy!
Re: Husband Store by Nobody: 9:15pm On Aug 01, 2010
I heard the 3rd floor has wives that love se. x, have money and like younger guys. I'll try that one
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 10:25pm On Aug 01, 2010
^^ Sting!!

u nor go ever change sha!

how u dey?? cheesy
Re: Husband Store by Nobody: 10:32pm On Aug 01, 2010
I dey Fine, as usual. i no need ask you how u dey
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 10:37pm On Aug 01, 2010
^^ hehe

why now? undecided
Re: Husband Store by Nobody: 10:39pm On Aug 01, 2010
cos u dey fine, obviously
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 11:07pm On Aug 01, 2010
yeah, that I am grin
Re: Husband Store by Dyt(f): 11:36pm On Aug 01, 2010
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 12:51am On Aug 02, 2010
Dyt - stop doing that - looks like spam lipsrsealed
Re: Husband Store by StudioCFR(m): 6:57am On Aug 02, 2010
U dey pity am?
Re: Husband Store by cynthoney(f): 7:30am On Aug 02, 2010
good joke babe,like it wink
Re: Husband Store by ekpakpo: 7:11pm On Aug 02, 2010
dis 1 don stale nah!
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 11:41pm On Aug 02, 2010
of course the joke go dey stale na - for unisex like you cool
Re: Husband Store by bashydemy(m): 8:29am On Aug 03, 2010
How about Boyfriend store?
Re: Husband Store by cynthoney(f): 8:51am On Aug 03, 2010
U dont hv to go 2 d store for that

they r everywhere and anywhere

the likes of studio,clems,D1,sledge,Ben-10,Blackie e.t.c

advantage:
1. they make u laugh till u cry
2.they r always der 4 u
3.u can beat them UP weneva u want
4.they can help u clean up and cook

flaws:
1.they r so gonna break your heart
2.they r neva faithful
3.sm of them r insane
4.most of them r fragile,they cant lift u up
5.all of them r harmless

so make your choice and i ll gv u their contact immediately
waiting grin tongue grin
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 12:55pm On Aug 03, 2010
Lol!!

Yeah, tell 'em girl!! grin grin grin
Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 1:09pm On Aug 03, 2010
Girlfirends store


ground floor - girls with no brains but can cook
1st floor - girls with no brains, cook , water the lawn
2nd floor -  ( Efe dyt, C_honey, Sky, ) girls that can nag to you death very quickly ( 0 to 100 mph in 5 secs)
3rd Floor - Fish tanks  - Most Popular with men
Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one

Ha hahah haha  - Funny as hell
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 1:17pm On Aug 03, 2010
ROFLMAO!! - I like this! cheesy cheesy

blacksta:

Girlfirends store


ground floor - girls with no brains but can cook
1st floor - girls with no brains, cook , water the lawn
2nd floor - ( Efe dyt, C_honey, Sky, ) girls that can nag to you death very quickly ( 0 to 100 mph in 5 secs)
3rd Floor - Fish tanks - Most Popular with men

Ha hahah haha - Funny as hell

Black - you're sooooooooo dead man!
Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 1:20pm On Aug 03, 2010
Forgot to add



Exit Floor : I better stick with my wife - I am sure she will like our new fish tank - The tenth one. grin
Re: Husband Store by cynthoney(f): 3:13pm On Aug 03, 2010
who dash monkey wife

r u talking abt dat goat u told Efe u want to sell?

hw much? im interested

u kw,i can cook,water d lawn, do d other one

and above all im full of brains!!!

now i want to cook nw,need that goat wink
Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 3:20pm On Aug 03, 2010
cynthoney:

who dash monkey wife

r u talking abt dat goat u told Efe u want to sell?

hw much? im interested

u kw,i can cook,water d lawn, do d other one

and above all im full of brains!!!

now i want to cook nw,need that goat wink

Oya come for another hug - and then we bbq the goat for dinner

what do u think,
Re: Husband Store by cynthoney(f): 4:26pm On Aug 03, 2010
good idea!

never heard anything better from u b4!!

Geez! i cant wait grin
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 9:02pm On Aug 03, 2010
I'll bring my hose and watering can along too

not gonna miss Black's garden BBQ. . . tongue
Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 9:27pm On Aug 03, 2010
come on girls - lets go there grin
Re: Husband Store by EfemenaXY: 9:29pm On Aug 03, 2010
Lol

don't forget the ice-cold drinks sha. . . tongue
Re: Husband Store by blacksta(m): 9:45pm On Aug 03, 2010
ice plenty grin
Re: Husband Store by Kunbee: 2:49am On Aug 04, 2010
I reserve my comment

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