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The Husband Store by sincity(m): 10:08am On Feb 05, 2008
The HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband,

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kid s, and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow,? she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 11:52am On Feb 05, 2008
Women, they never get satisfied! shocked
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 12:39pm On Feb 05, 2008
na only you post joke, na only you reply your joke. nna na wa.

tight joke there. grin grin
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 12:43pm On Feb 05, 2008
Thanks bro! wink
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 1:00pm On Feb 05, 2008
like brother like brother

@poster
old joke joh
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2008
Are u just beefing the brotherhood or u must be one of the chicks who wanted to see floor 6 but shown the way out of the store.
sorry babe, cry
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 1:27pm On Feb 05, 2008
@tyty
why dont you try giving something nice undecided undecided
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 11:23am On Feb 08, 2008
I think we the name of the woman in the joke is tytylayro
sincity:

The HUSBAND STORE

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a
woman may go to choose a husband.

Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store
operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!
There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the
shopper ascends the flights.

There is, however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular
floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down
except to exit the building!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband,

On the first floor, the sign on the door reads:
Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:
Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:
Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kid s, and are extremely good
looking.
"Wow,? she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.

She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and
help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand
it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:
Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help
with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign
reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men
on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible
to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit
the building, and have a nice day!

Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who
can handle the truth!


Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:51pm On Feb 08, 2008
at least na think u dey, small time he go enter dream
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Feb 08, 2008
nice joke sha.
but its only the greedy ones that wud get caught tongue
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2008
like?
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Feb 08, 2008
. . . . loading,. . . . .loading, . . , . .waiting . , . . . . undecided
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2008
?
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2008
@Tj . . . .like she grin
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 3:43pm On Feb 09, 2008
sheee*points at she*
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 3:59pm On Feb 09, 2008
**waiting for the she goat**
Re: The Husband Store by success123(m): 4:01pm On Feb 09, 2008
on the way
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 4:20pm On Feb 09, 2008
and u must be the he goat right?
Re: The Husband Store by success123(m): 4:32pm On Feb 09, 2008
no, i am only polling u , and we all know how goat behave, very sturborn.
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 7:00pm On Feb 09, 2008
na waooo 4 una ooo
see as una come twist,bend and rough handle ma post.
Tj seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooh shocked
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 9:45pm On Feb 09, 2008
no mind them,. tt even u sef. oya illegal posters dont post grin
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Feb 11, 2008
ahahhahaha na now dem start grin
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2008
*borrows gunpoint's rpg* *still waiting for em illegals* grin
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:19pm On Feb 11, 2008
@tyty
why don't you try giving something nice


why dnt u check all ma posts

i tink tufe is d illegal poster, not even tink, sure tongue
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:02pm On Feb 11, 2008
tyty why u dey refer to yourself
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:05pm On Feb 12, 2008
its a typhohand error, i was refering to tufiakpa tufe
Re: The Husband Store by benjay1(m): 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2008
@Poster Nice one. keep it coming guyz
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 4:38am On Feb 13, 2008
Its not tufiakpa its tufiakwa
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:24am On Feb 13, 2008
tnx for correcting me grin
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 6:30am On Feb 13, 2008
ure problem babe
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 7:42am On Feb 13, 2008
nd u troublesome guy, dats y u r hnging in mimie's pant grin
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:51am On Feb 13, 2008
lol i meant no problem. hehe as for mimi she says hi to y'all

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