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The Husband Store by sincity(m): 10:08am On Feb 05, 2008 |
The HUSBAND STORE A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates. You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch, You may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building! So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband, On the first floor, the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs. The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids. The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kid s, and are extremely good looking. "Wow,? she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework. "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims. "I can hardly stand it!" Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak. She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please. Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store. Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day! Please send this to all men for a good laugh and to all the women who can handle the truth! |
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 11:52am On Feb 05, 2008 |
Women, they never get satisfied! |
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 12:39pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
na only you post joke, na only you reply your joke. nna na wa. tight joke there. |
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 12:43pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Thanks bro! |
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 1:00pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
like brother like brother @poster old joke joh |
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 1:15pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
Are u just beefing the brotherhood or u must be one of the chicks who wanted to see floor 6 but shown the way out of the store. sorry babe, |
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 1:27pm On Feb 05, 2008 |
@tyty why dont you try giving something nice |
Re: The Husband Store by sincity(m): 11:23am On Feb 08, 2008 |
I think we the name of the woman in the joke is tytylayro sincity: |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:51pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
at least na think u dey, small time he go enter dream |
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 7:55pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
nice joke sha. but its only the greedy ones that wud get caught |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:59pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
like? |
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 8:13pm On Feb 08, 2008 |
. . . . loading,. . . . .loading, . . , . .waiting . , . . . . |
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 2:52pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
? |
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 3:38pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
@Tj . . . .like she |
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 3:43pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
sheee*points at she* |
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 3:59pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
**waiting for the she |
Re: The Husband Store by success123(m): 4:01pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
on the way |
Re: The Husband Store by tufe(m): 4:20pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
and u must be the he goat right? |
Re: The Husband Store by success123(m): 4:32pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
no, i am only polling u , and we all know how goat behave, very sturborn. |
Re: The Husband Store by ifyalways(f): 7:00pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
na waooo 4 una ooo see as una come twist,bend and rough handle ma post. Tj seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee oooooooh |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 9:45pm On Feb 09, 2008 |
no mind them,. tt even u sef. oya illegal posters dont post |
Re: The Husband Store by clemcykul(f): 11:08am On Feb 11, 2008 |
ahahhahaha na now dem start |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 5:46pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
*borrows gunpoint's rpg* *still waiting for em illegals* |
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:19pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
@tyty why don't you try giving something nice why dnt u check all ma posts i tink tufe is d illegal poster, not even tink, sure |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:02pm On Feb 11, 2008 |
tyty why u dey refer to yourself |
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:05pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
its a typhohand error, i was refering to |
Re: The Husband Store by benjay1(m): 6:09pm On Feb 12, 2008 |
@Poster Nice one. keep it coming guyz |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 4:38am On Feb 13, 2008 |
Its not tufiakpa its tufiakwa |
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 6:24am On Feb 13, 2008 |
tnx for correcting me |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 6:30am On Feb 13, 2008 |
ure problem babe |
Re: The Husband Store by tytylayor: 7:42am On Feb 13, 2008 |
nd u troublesome guy, dats y u r hnging in mimie's pant |
Re: The Husband Store by tjtj1(m): 7:51am On Feb 13, 2008 |
lol i meant no problem. hehe as for mimi she says hi to y'all |
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