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| ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:23pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
A thread like this was doing about a year back. Let's done it again.  Everyday, we hearing different mistaking people make while spoke our beloved English Language Let's drop them here. Replies too can murder the Language, hence good English is prohibited!  I'll starting with a letter we got in our office three days ago from a former staff. Enjoy!!  [center]APPLICATION FOR RE-EMPLOYMENT[/center] Am very happy to write this message to you, Sir. My name is (Mohammed Babatunde) am the one dat am working for u, before in group H, but I was going my village to done one programme, that is reason why am absent, but I was come back to the Lagos last week. am not see any job to do, I want u to re-employ me sir. May almighty God give you more progress a lot of successfully and giveth more progress & prosperity in Jesus name (Amen) I will thanks if u can re-employ me back, sir. Thanks 0709110515* Everyone in the office isn't fit stop laughing. 3 Likes |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 6:30pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Hehehehehe i done laughter die ooooooooooooooooooo 1 Like |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:31pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Please don't breaking our chair while laughing. please! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 6:34pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
how came you guyses cannot spoke english ferry well . . . .i wonders how you communication  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 6:44pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Even those of us that studying English can spoke wonders. 1 Like |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Spyker: 6:51pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Engrish hard ooh. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 6:59pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
But you fit pidgin simply speak am ooo. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 7:04pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Pharoh, what does you advise we done to this lost staff after read this letter? Is it fair to ignoring this application or we just help the poor chap? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 7:14pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
you better took him back. . . . you pples didnt know wat you will be miss if you letting him gone a words dey says is enough for the wisdom |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 7:18pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Like googles has spake . . . You guyz better took him back because she dey bringing lots of experience to the in the company. Like they saids . . . two heads are goodder than one.  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 7:22pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
hmmmnnn!!! what I will told you that is collect the man back and coming to your office again. 1 Like |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 7:30pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Assets like that is your office wanted to let off. . . . just puted him in your customer care or marketing dept. or you can made him the PRO of your firm |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 7:47pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
And you will saw the wondering she will does toes the companies but always making sures she retiring there or what do you thoughts my pellow works? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by nellaluv(f): 7:49pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
The man has never back are you waiting for him to back |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by tanimz(f): 7:50pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
Pharoh:Which kinds of grammar do you just written? Are you sure you wented to school? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:08pm On Aug 05, 2010 |
I guessing Ben sef cannot spoken like the man o. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 9:04am On Aug 06, 2010 |
googles:No let me laffing die o googles:That isn't true. I am an innocent of that accusation.  An English teacher like mine? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:55am On Aug 06, 2010 |
benz is a englich teacher ?? kai the studentses will not be able to spoke any good englich. i will arranging a PTA meeting and told their parent |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 10:14am On Aug 06, 2010 |
Some parents spoke these too. . .it won't be new to their hear. Pharoh is even the chairman of PTA, you need to listening to his speech. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by amyg(f): 10:19am On Aug 06, 2010 |
See what you are doesing to english,it are not good.simply english,you cannot spoke.even nusery school can sparking gooder than yous |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 10:25am On Aug 06, 2010 |
<yawns - i felt sleeped>  |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13(mod): 10:27am On Aug 06, 2010 |
amyg:Don't minding googles, after all I am taught her back in the days, she were still into murdering English. |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:28am On Aug 06, 2010 |
Olorun o. . . . pharoh PTA shiarman wat was you pples thinking how can you made him shairman. pharoh doesnt know how to spoken anything |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Mattex001(m): 10:42am On Aug 06, 2010 |
U peopleses are nt seriousing u re jst makin persons to lauging and crying 2geda pls jst helpin dat man to got jobs |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 10:51am On Aug 06, 2010 |
thread locked - |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:52am On Aug 06, 2010 |
pharoh !!! where is you dese fine mooreen ? came and report for duties jor !!! comes here and teach all of we how to speaking englich |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:54am On Aug 06, 2010 |
blacksta:THREAD OPENINGS !!! |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by blacksta(m): 11:09am On Aug 06, 2010 |
googles:Joker - I saying thread locked - bad English ko Yoruba ni |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Vic2k3(m): 12:12pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
See una simply correct english u cannot a spoke |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:14pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
googles:Dhiz moneying his no fyne for me . . . the complaints from you parents about yours englishes is too bigger for me to carrier alone. Half you peoples seens my head teassers . . .Mr Ben-10? |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 12:20pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
| correct sheerman. . . .i trust your englich spoken abilities head teaser have followed womens o i seen him followed the french teaser 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 12:35pm On Aug 06, 2010 |
I see no wonders my shildrens are so poors in Inglisz languages. Mixing Frenchs and englishes together . . . lets does this now. I wants to recommends you has our new head tizar on the next pta meetings. |
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