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Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 8:17pm On Aug 06, 2010
^who tells u we doesnt has engrish tisha? What nko mr okpokpokpokpo?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 8:18pm On Aug 06, 2010
We're prouding of you, Miss googles. You unlike other English lecturers learning new words everyday.
Hope, we won't fail the up and caming WAEC with these grammars?  cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 8:20pm On Aug 06, 2010
^^that tisha is to be  verli corrected tisha oo,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Ben13: 8:25pm On Aug 06, 2010
Ibotus, please join our class of highly interested English language. grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:29pm On Aug 06, 2010
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin

Am pride of myselves too. . . . thaink you thaink you

it is all for the betterments of our citadel of learn i promised you shaill all passes  cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by xynerise: 8:33pm On Aug 06, 2010
Amen jare. By d way googles has it tay u comes back from warri?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 8:40pm On Aug 06, 2010
Warri ke ?? wat has happening in warri?

i has not being to warri before
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 8:42pm On Aug 06, 2010
@ Ben-10 thank you for invitation me to this onedaful crass of incrish languages
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:14pm On Aug 06, 2010
i is loveings dis threads

burt i needings some aid 4 ma ingrish homewack. . .

pweeese can sumbordi help?

I pwomise 2 paid in crash (£££) or krind (  kiss  kiss  kiss ) . . .heny vowluntiers??
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 9:23pm On Aug 06, 2010
payment in kind lipsrsealed
my sickster, i for say make u no started wat u can't fit finishing,brokos i no trusting those guys's here.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 9:34pm On Aug 06, 2010
i will tinsh you dont worried no cansh no kind payment is requires cool
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by jokingmary(m): 11:04pm On Aug 06, 2010
I is ashamed of all of youses

People of today-a-days simple ingrish they isn't knowing how to speaking
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Nobody: 11:14pm On Aug 06, 2010
while playing ball and then the opposite side scores, then you say in yoruba--lucky ni,
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 9:39pm On Aug 07, 2010
^^badest english valacious, prease spoke corrected ingrish here.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 9:46pm On Aug 07, 2010
^^ Sound Hovzavations Ibotus flease claps fall yourselves  cheesy

How ease your bodies? Hope them are vyne sha?
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 9:52pm On Aug 07, 2010
I wov ingrish wanguage tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 10:06pm On Aug 07, 2010
shocked Air-Low How ease U? wink

Hows do u finding goolges hours Ingruz tiZar? grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:10pm On Aug 07, 2010
bweak it down - don't understanding the ingrish you spoked just naw. . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 10:19pm On Aug 07, 2010
pharoh, i is okey, tanks you
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 10:26pm On Aug 07, 2010
Ibotus, better to hearing that, wat does we having for todays?

Efemena_xy:

bweak it down - don't understanding the ingrish you spoked just naw. . .

I meaned halo, how is yous? Howing you saw the works off googles ours ingriz teasar? tongue
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:35pm On Aug 07, 2010
Ohhhh - I gets u naw

Yah, me is fwine

'an googles ish a wandaful tisha

e has helps me wiff ma ingrish homewack!!

grin grin grin grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 10:46pm On Aug 07, 2010
engrish teaser is sicked jor. . . . . gathers money and bought cowbell for me cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 10:48pm On Aug 07, 2010
Goods you are fyning verily wells.  kiss oops sori i supposing to  smiley

Pardons me, ease sleep of lips.  grin

 angry  angry  angry

Helpes you to doing home wacking?  angry

I have warning googles about this home coachesing.

We haves a lessoning in schools alreadies so why stole my studentings?  angry

Ease that whying u don'ts attends school lessoning?  angry  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 10:51pm On Aug 07, 2010
googles:

engrish teaser is sicked jor. . . . . gathers money and bought cowbell for me  cheesy

You knowing our schooling is goodest for fund raisaring  grin

But firsting comes to explaining your homes wacking with efe's.  angry
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 10:55pm On Aug 07, 2010
Pharoh

pweeeeeeeeees pwetty pweese, don't be hangry wiff me. . . cry cry cry

just twieing to be a gud student!

if efe not doing homewack - efe getting punished. . .to cwear all d gwass in d skool compand!!

efe too soft for dat krind of punishing!!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 11:01pm On Aug 07, 2010
Attention crass!

gongles needs moneys for cowbell miliki. pays to pharoh, the crass omonitor!
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 11:03pm On Aug 07, 2010
Efemena  smiley

I am nots angries 2ussssss but toes my corruptatative ingriz teaser.

Sheez stoling my students and plofits to the schoolings.

No one wills punishing you agains ifs onlies you . .
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:14pm On Aug 07, 2010
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy

i likes i likes, you pimples you are going to bought the mink

awwww come and hung me cheesy
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by Pharoh: 11:23pm On Aug 07, 2010
Ibotus pleases call the messaging to me . . we just raiseds 200 nairases.  cheesy

let dem go getting ten naira sachet cow belling mink for googles.  grin
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by lbotus(f): 11:26pm On Aug 07, 2010
efemena, go and buys the cowbells mink for gongles. don't forget to bling changes oo.
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by googles: 11:30pm On Aug 07, 2010
shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

this pharoh is a stealer o. . . outs of 200 you wants to bought 10# mink fore me angry

common bringed the monies jor
Re: ~ Let's Kill English Language by EfemenaXY: 11:35pm On Aug 07, 2010
lbotus:

efemena, go and buys the cowbells mink for gongles. don't forget to bling changes oo.

mi?? but why mi??!!

Pharoh tolded me that I is his favor-right student. . .

Pharoh, pweeese telling dem. . .I cran't bearing dis stressing anymores  cry cry cry

googles:

shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked

this pharoh is a stealer o. . . outs of 200 you wants to bought 10# mink fore me angry

common bringed the monies jor


hehe - yous kwilling me wiff laughing!! grin grin

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