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Actor Jim Iyke is not DEAD!


The actor is shocked with the news making the rounds that he was killed via an accident along Benin expressway recently. There have also been whisperings of an assassination but hell hath no fury like a man who reads of his obituary whilst alive(dead body dey read?)

He cries out ''Stella this is so freaking annoying, do you know the trauma my mum and family went through? My whole family almost went crazy with the false news, and this is not the first time ignored the other ones but this time i have to say something''.

This is the press release he sent out on his 32nd birthday on June 6,2011.

''If hatred and prejudice is the narcotic of choice by certain members of the press, blog and site runners, then the Cocaine is JIM IYKE.

I have been singled out as a target of this conspiracy thereby deeply disrupting the emotional and psychological well being of my family and loved ones.

They apparently plot my down fall and even demise, but they fail to understand that I am not a star.

I cannot fall by the mere wishes of men; I am a product of Jehovah's engineering.

I shine like the Sun.

I was made by Jehovah to give light to many.

I am an epitome of God's promise, indestructible by haters, they plot and Connive in vain, those that lust my failure and demise.

For I am chosen.

I shall never be a conduit of hate.

I was born Ikechukwu

God is my strength.

I shall walk through a valley full of death merchants and nay sayers and fear no recourse.

For he who He has blessed, no man or woman living or dead can curse!

My names are: -

Jim Iyke Esomugha
I am alive!!!, ''

Jim bros no mind them u shall leave 2 declare d goodness of the almighty ride on i

Jim bros no mind them u shall leave 2 declare d goodness of the almighty ride on i CHUKWU IFEANYI GIDEON A.K.A DONFECO LOVE U. CARRY ON

oga, dem use pix swear for you, abi na so ur own take dey start? jo oooo

Da Doctor:

oga, dem use pix swear for you, abi na so your own take dey start? jo oooo

Leave am now, the guy too na celebrity

lmao

jim Iyke 32? Then am 16 gbam.

donefeco jim iyke is not going to give you money, u for put your phone number there lol and lmfao @ u puttin up your  pic like he gon see it and remember your face

It's normal everywhere

defeco1, jisos, you short ooo!!

donfeco1:

Jim bros no mind them u shall leave 2 declare d goodness of the almighty ride on i CHUKWU IFEANYI GIDEON A.K.A DONFECO LOVE U. CARRY ON

Hardballer:

donefeco jim iyke is not going to give you money, u for put your phone number there lol and lmfao @ u puttin up your  pic like he gon see it and remember your face

Hahahahaa,

donfeco1

wats d relevance of ur pix with d thread?

you take style get short legs sha!

which kain jeans that guy wear so?

LOL.
Omo nna jeans

lmfao

;d ;d :d :d

lol
Boyz dey flex with vex.
Donfeco nothing do you.

MeGaStReEt:

which kain jeans that guy wear so?

Na faded dirty jean naaa. RESPECT!!!!!!! 

Da Doctor:

LOL.
Omo nna jeans

busybody20:

donfeco1

wats d relevance of your pix with d thread? 

you take style get short legs sha!      

apoti:

Leave am now, the guy too na celebrity

Hardballer:

donefeco jim iyke is not going to give you money, u for put your phone number there lol and lmfao @ u puttin up your  pic like he gon see it and remember your face

LMAO Nigerians, una too get mouth . Abeg make una leave donfeco abegiii

Seriously though, the jean be like wetin "obioma" sow and the shoes abi na snickers? gosh he should be arrested. It is a crime to wear those.