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All Na D Same by Talking(m): 2:00pm On Nov 24, 2011
All na the same!
1.You buy egg roll N150, I buy buns N20 boil egg N30, all na N50 #all na d same, money cannot waste#
2.You buy Five Alive N300; I buy , orange+mango+pineapple N80, mine own na natural, money cannot waste#
3. Nepa cut your power, you pay N2000 reconnection fee sharp sharp; me I wait, for night I call electrician pay am N200 fix the wire back, money cannot waste#
4. You buy Milo, peak milk and sugar; me I buy cowbell chocolate which already contains every, Money no waste#
5. You pay 5k go watch p.square show, me I buy the pirated CD N100 watch n sing along, money no waste#
6. You pay N1000 for cinema buy pop corn N500; I buy 20-in-1 DVD, dey my house dey chop N50 pop corn, movie dey show, money cannot waste#
7. You buy red bull N400 to become active, me I buy paraga N20, i'm super active, mtchew, money cannot waste#
8. You buy Don Simon, I buy zobo add squaddy, , all na red wine#
9. You fix brazillian hair 100k; I buy xpressions attachment N350, I fine pass you, guys dont even know the difference, hahahahaa#
10. You go club for V.Island buy hennesey 40k, me I enter joint for area buy alomo N200, all na higness#
11. You pay dstv 9k to watch match, me I pay N50 for viewing centre,, all na
de same#
12. You buy BB torch 95k, me I buy BB Storm 15k, sheybi na ping all of us they ping#
13. You pay 50k straff Tonto Dike, I pay ashi N500, all na straff! Mtchew, abeg
abeg abeg, all na de same, wetin remainLWKMD! grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Una get more, ?
Re: All Na D Same by lilkech(m): 2:10pm On Nov 24, 2011
u make brain , but ne poor man mentality be that oh!
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 7:35am On Nov 25, 2011
^^^ it is not about poverty mentality, it is about making wise spending decisions. grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by ndukwejoe(m): 10:13am On Nov 25, 2011
Cool.very creative.
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 2:25pm On Nov 28, 2011
ndukwejoe:

Cool.very creative.
^^^ Thanks amigo
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 9:14am On Nov 29, 2011
U go aswani go bend down select, u go boutique go buy 'stand up select', all na d same, na d packaging different. grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by ARareGem(f): 3:49pm On Nov 29, 2011
Lol. Ofe! Nor deceive urself jor.
Re: All Na D Same by Nobody: 4:02pm On Nov 29, 2011
U BUY HOUSE 20MILLI, ME I BUY BARCHER 2K, NA STILL ONE ROOF COVER OUR SKULL, /MONI NOR WASTE, grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by Nobody: 1:39pm On Nov 30, 2011
Talkin u funny oh, dis is creative ^_^
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 2:13pm On Nov 30, 2011
booqee:

Talkin u funny oh, dis is creative ^_^
^^^ thanks dearie, kiss kiss kiss if u have some more, u are free to put them up here. Cheers. wink wink wink wink wink
Re: All Na D Same by misse1(f): 3:36pm On Nov 30, 2011
@ Talking
nice one
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 3:53pm On Nov 30, 2011
miss. e:

@ Talking
nice one
^^^ tnx dearie,
Re: All Na D Same by Beaf1: 4:33pm On Nov 30, 2011
Lol @ Tonto Dike and the Ashi part. ALL NA THE SAME JORĀ  cheesy
Re: All Na D Same by bright007(f): 4:41pm On Nov 30, 2011
Where is d joke?
Re: All Na D Same by Nobody: 5:00pm On Nov 30, 2011
bright007:

Where is d joke?
ask google tongue
Mtcheww. . .
Re: All Na D Same by StudioCFR(m): 7:17pm On Nov 30, 2011
i'm still searching for the yoke cool
Re: All Na D Same by Nobody: 4:42am On Dec 01, 2011
Na wa for pple oh.
If it was someone else dat posted such comment on their thread, they'll almost bury u alive. U berra don't dish out wat u can't take. Mtcheww. . . angry
u know urself undecided
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 7:55am On Dec 01, 2011
booqee:

Na wa for pple oh.
If it was someone else dat posted such comment on their thread, they'll almost bury u alive. U berra don't dish out wat u can't take. Mtcheww. . . angry
u know urself undecided
^^^ Tnx joor, the best way to respond to a foolish post is by ignoring such. Just let dem eat beef when their mates are enjoying turkey. grin grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by bright007(f): 11:48am On Dec 01, 2011
There is no J in dis thread not to talk of joke!
Re: All Na D Same by Ajibel(m): 12:39pm On Dec 01, 2011
I like bright,he always look for jokes
Re: All Na D Same by mustspin: 12:47pm On Dec 01, 2011
Ajibel:

I like bright,he always look for jokes
grin grin grin grin he surely wont see the joke he's searching for grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by Ajibel(m): 2:35am On Dec 02, 2011
^ are u a soothsayer, im sure he's gonna find 1 immediately after kingdom comes
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 11:27am On Dec 02, 2011
Ajibel:

^ are u a soothsayer, im sure he's gonna find 1 immediately after kingdom comes
grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by mustspin: 12:52pm On Dec 02, 2011
he doesnt find the joke, he finds it after kingdom come# all na d same cuz he cant smile in hell grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by mustspin: 12:52pm On Dec 02, 2011
na joke o mr bright, no come tear me up o undecided undecided undecided
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 4:38pm On Dec 02, 2011
mustspin:

na joke o mr bright, no come tear me up o undecided undecided undecided
^^^ Naa, he aint gonna do poo. wink wink wink wink wink
Re: All Na D Same by Switup: 12:19am On Dec 03, 2011
It got me goin LOL, so i'll call it a joke. At it's betta than many. Thumbs up Gees; ur joke get SWAG
Re: All Na D Same by Lucario007(m): 1:42am On Dec 03, 2011
@ Talking
nice one guy keep em coming originality in jokes
[s]p.s ignore & forgive Ajibel and Bright because they have no ability to recognize comedy.[/s]
All na disame jo shocked shocked wink
Re: All Na D Same by bright007(f): 4:53pm On Dec 03, 2011
Just ignoring all riff-raffs/miscreants/peasant in this stale/dry/humour-deficient thread.
Re: All Na D Same by jimctu: 5:06pm On Dec 03, 2011
Re: All Na D Same by Talking(m): 8:27am On Dec 05, 2011
Swit up:

It got me goin LOL, so i'll call it a joke. At it's betta than many. Thumbs up Gees; your joke get SWAG
^^^ tnks amigo,
Lucario007:

@ Talking
nice one guy keep em coming originality in jokes
[s]p.s ignore & forgive Ajibel and Bright because they have no ability to recognize comedy.[/s]
All na disame jo shocked shocked wink
^^^ No mnd dem, all na d same joor oohhh grin grin grin grin grin
Re: All Na D Same by Rickbronz(m): 1:39am On May 14, 2023
The good old days when egg was still 30 naira.

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