musKeeto:

Im a handsome young guy,
But due to consistent frowning during my teenage years, I have a really scary neutral face.It bothers mebcos I usually make friends after they get used to being around me. If first impression was race, I wouldnt even qualify. Should I be bothered or should I start smiling like a man-lover guy on steroids?
Nb: @spambot: manlover sounds more gaaay than gaaay

ArQueBusieR:

Learn the art of pseudo-smiling. I don't smile too often, and I rarely frown too. I just keep a straight face that gives nothing away.

Flashaldrin:

your only solution na cosmetic surgery bro!!

In your next life you will learn to stop bullying those kids

rokiatu:

       

The people around you are used to it, don't stress. Fu   ck the rest.

Ileke-IdI:

Wear makeup.

Are you a Nigerian men? I'm guess your neutral fact (whatever that is) is also ugly. The gene never lies.

musKeeto:

Yeah, your jeans don't lie,

Ileke-IdI:

Wear makeup.

Are you a Nigerian men? I'm guess your neutral fact (whatever that is) is also ugly. The gene never lies.

musKeeto:

But I'm a Nigerian men.

Ileke-IdI:

Wear makeup.

Are you a Nigerian man? I'm guess your neutral fact (whatever that is) is also ugly. The gene never lies.

musKeeto:

Nna, u won't understand. Until the rest turns out be one fine babe wey dey fear u b4 u step up to am. My last gf, na after 2 wks of visiting with her sis she realise say smile fit appear for my face.

rokiatu:

Shiiittt dude!! What are you so serious about?

I'm sure you have heard the quote "don't take life too seriously you'll never get out alive"

 

Loosen up dear.

Ileke-IdI:

Are you now?

Is that not why your neutral face is horrible/ugly?

musKeeto:

Na serious matter oh, 


Ah, my beautiful troll, why are you checking up on me?


You're fucking with the wrong dude,     

Ileke-IdI:

So I cant look for the neutral face again?

And why are you checking up on my NL activities?

Creepy lol.

Anywaz chill, ere ni mo n se o. I'm sure your neutral fact aint that horrible. 

musKeeto:

Says the idiot caught red handed viewing my profile? Has it become that desperate, dear?

REALITY101:

Why are y'all bn mean on this brother?

Bro you know Michael Drugson

REALITY101:

No dunce. . Your mother. . You need to put a hole in her head. . You inherited the weird look from her

Natasha,,:

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha I no fit sout [size=1pt]and na you go get mouth to say 17 my foot [/size]

musKeeto:

Na so e pain you,  no vex o,  I advised him not to give birth.
Hey, my wifey

wife sorry my bride price has been paid by someone else  BTW learn  how to ignore some pooheads 

Natasha,,:

anyways stop deceiving yourself, that's your face it wasn't due to frowning   , But if you think that's the cause well then start smiling like me

Natasha,,:

wife sorry my dowry has been paid by someone else BTW learn how to ignore some pooheads

musKeeto:

Lmao,  if smile dey give person your kain face, i go go commot my cheeks and lips

lmao*falls from ladder*   Id1ot  

musKeeto:

The dowry was refundable, didn't they tell you?  

If i ignore them, I'd stop enjoying nairaland  

no it isnt and I meant bride price not dowry lolz   Now that you are very ugly there's no way i can marry you , not when my husband is very cute

Natasha,,:

lmao*falls from ladder*   Id1ot  

no it isnt and I meant bride price not dowry lolz   Now that you are very ugly there's no way i can marry you , not when my husband is very cute

musKeeto:

Abeg no break bone. I just complete the money,

Nah, I'm not ugly, Just dat sometimes my nigga face can be scary,

sorry my husband is too cute for me to leave him let alone leave him for you

oh so now you admit you look like a criminal * I love my face, I love my face, I'll treat my face right, hold my face tight*