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Death! by StudioCFR(m): 10:04am On Dec 03, 2011
An Ibo woman and her son Chinedu were walking through a park in Lagos and they pass two squirrels Being intimate. The little boy askes his mom, ''Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?'' The lady responded, ''They're making a sandwich.''
Then they pass two dogs Being intimate and the little chinedu again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said ''Mommy, Daddy, you must be making
a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 10:25am On Dec 03, 2011
Wat dirty mind u got Studio!
Re: Death! by Nobody: 11:21am On Dec 03, 2011
Oooo angry angry ah ah now wey ii wan laff I nor si my laff angry angry mtcheeeeew angry , is dis D̶̲̥̅̊ romance section,


Bush frog grin grin grin grin
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2011
Donlion

dont let me insult your sick father
he didnt do me anything
Re: Death! by Nobody: 3:31pm On Dec 03, 2011
Studio CFR:

Donlion

dont let me insult your sick father
he didnt do me anything

pele oo.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2011
you just a nuisance man

get lost
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 4:37pm On Dec 03, 2011
studio so you are still this stewpid? Na wa o!
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 5:04pm On Dec 03, 2011
look who is talking. .
Scallywag!
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2011
you are an idi.o.t!!
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2011
you are an idi.o.t!!
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 5:55pm On Dec 03, 2011
**just walked in here $ nearly hit by n incoming insult.Jooooorrr ooooooo.Quickly jumps out of thread.
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:37pm On Dec 03, 2011
*rolling on the floor with laughter as he watches Bright jumb into a very deep ditch*
Re: Death! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2011
mikuz:

*rolling on the floor with laughter as he watches Bright jumb into a very deep ditch*
mikuz:

*rolling on the floor with laughter as he watches Bright jumb into a very deep ditch*

Pls u r not fuuny not even a kobo angry
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:58pm On Dec 03, 2011
edonkolo, better watch who are refering to. Before dem come carry you from here.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:45pm On Dec 03, 2011
mugu
see as vein full your neck for dis small thing u talk
Re: Death! by freecocoa(f): 9:51pm On Dec 03, 2011
Where the joke na?abi no be jokes section be this again?
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2011
No dis is not jokes section
dis is garri ibo section
Re: Death! by lilkech(m): 12:03am On Dec 04, 2011
Studio CFR:

An Ibo woman and her son Chinedu were walking through a park in Lagos and they pass two squirrels Being intimate. The little boy askes his mom, ''Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?'' The lady responded, ''They're making a sandwich.''
Then they pass two dogs Being intimate and the little chinedu again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said ''Mommy, Daddy, you must be making
a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!!


WHAT SORT OF JOKE IS THIS?


NOW I HAVE THROWN OUT MY YOGURT THAT I JUST BOUGHT FROM TANTIS
Re: Death! by Nobody: 1:02am On Dec 04, 2011
DONkollione:

Oooo angry angry ah ah now wey ii wan laff I nor si my laff angry angry mtcheeeeew angry , is dis D̶̲̥̅̊ romance section,


Bush frog grin grin grin grin
donkollione talk true, u no understand d joke!!

^^jokes quite funny.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 6:11am On Dec 04, 2011
why would u expect somebody who's head is stuffed with fufu to understand this yoke
Re: Death! by oderemo(m): 6:21am On Dec 04, 2011
Studio the most creative joke writer of our tym, in al honesty this joke is dragging on the erupe cool, and dust don full ground oh.
Btw what/where is tantis, am gettg old.
Got to leave these kids alone atyms.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 6:31am On Dec 04, 2011
:d :d :d :d
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 7:46am On Dec 04, 2011
studio,igbo has officially rendered you useless!
Well, i guess Hope dey sha!
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 7:51am On Dec 04, 2011
Look who is talking. . Mumukuz himself. . . . Oloshi boy of Nigeria
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2011
stwupidio truthfully i don't take white substance,ask bright.
Am cool as coca cola.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:32am On Dec 04, 2011
cheesy cheesy grin

you're crazy walahi
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2011
oboy stop hating on a fly boy.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:46am On Dec 04, 2011
i will be praying for u
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 10:20am On Dec 04, 2011
sometimes i wish i wasn't a celeb.
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 11:42am On Dec 04, 2011
Celeb? grin grin grin
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 11:58am On Dec 04, 2011
thats right.
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2011
mikuz:

sometimes i wish i wasn't a celeb.

grin grin
u sabi dream

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