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Death! by StudioCFR(m): 10:04am On Dec 03, 2011 |
An Ibo woman and her son Chinedu were walking through a park in Lagos and they pass two squirrels Being intimate. The little boy askes his mom, ''Mommy, mommy, what are they doing?'' The lady responded, ''They're making a sandwich.'' Then they pass two dogs Being intimate and the little chinedu again asks what they were doing. His mother again replied they were making a sandwich. A couple of days later the little boy walks in on his mother and father and said ''Mommy, Daddy, you must be making a sandwich because, Mommy has mayonnaise all over her mouth!!! |
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 10:25am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Wat dirty mind u got Studio! |
Re: Death! by Nobody: 11:21am On Dec 03, 2011 |
Oooo ah ah now wey ii wan laff I nor si my laff mtcheeeeew , is dis D̶̲̥̅̊ romance section, Bush frog |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 2:11pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Donlion dont let me insult your sick father he didnt do me anything |
Re: Death! by Nobody: 3:31pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Studio CFR: pele oo. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 3:52pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
you just a nuisance man get lost |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 4:37pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
studio so you are still this stewpid? Na wa o! |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 5:04pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
look who is talking. . Scallywag! |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
you are an idi.o.t!! |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 5:15pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
you are an idi.o.t!! |
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 5:55pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
**just walked in here $ nearly hit by n incoming insult.Jooooorrr ooooooo.Quickly jumps out of thread. |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:37pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
*rolling on the floor with laughter as he watches Bright jumb into a very deep ditch* |
Re: Death! by Nobody: 8:46pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
mikuz: mikuz: Pls u r not fuuny not even a kobo |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:58pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
edonkolo, better watch who are refering to. Before dem come carry you from here. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:45pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
mugu see as vein full your neck for dis small thing u talk |
Re: Death! by freecocoa(f): 9:51pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
Where the joke na?abi no be jokes section be this again? |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 10:13pm On Dec 03, 2011 |
No dis is not jokes section dis is garri ibo section |
Re: Death! by lilkech(m): 12:03am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Studio CFR: WHAT SORT OF JOKE IS THIS? NOW I HAVE THROWN OUT MY YOGURT THAT I JUST BOUGHT FROM TANTIS |
Re: Death! by Nobody: 1:02am On Dec 04, 2011 |
DONkollione:donkollione talk true, u no understand d joke!! ^^jokes quite funny. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 6:11am On Dec 04, 2011 |
why would u expect somebody who's head is stuffed with fufu to understand this yoke |
Re: Death! by oderemo(m): 6:21am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Studio the most creative joke writer of our tym, in al honesty this joke is dragging on the erupe , and dust don full ground oh. Btw what/where is tantis, am gettg old. Got to leave these kids alone atyms. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 6:31am On Dec 04, 2011 |
:d :d :d :d |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 7:46am On Dec 04, 2011 |
studio,igbo has officially rendered you useless! Well, i guess Hope dey sha! |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 7:51am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Look who is talking. . Mumukuz himself. . . . Oloshi boy of Nigeria |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 8:25am On Dec 04, 2011 |
stwupidio truthfully i don't take white substance,ask bright. Am cool as coca cola. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:32am On Dec 04, 2011 |
you're crazy walahi |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 9:41am On Dec 04, 2011 |
oboy stop hating on a fly boy. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 9:46am On Dec 04, 2011 |
i will be praying for u |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 10:20am On Dec 04, 2011 |
sometimes i wish i wasn't a celeb. |
Re: Death! by bright007(f): 11:42am On Dec 04, 2011 |
Celeb? |
Re: Death! by mikuz(m): 11:58am On Dec 04, 2011 |
thats right. |
Re: Death! by StudioCFR(m): 12:02pm On Dec 04, 2011 |
mikuz: u sabi dream |
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