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Bible Unceremonious "$piritual Food" by LagosShia: 12:43am On Dec 24, 2011
$hit Cake:
Ezekiel 4:12-13
"And thou shalt eat it as barley cakes, and thou shalt bake it with dung that cometh out of man, in their sight.And the LORD said, Even thus shall the children of Israel eat their defiled bread among the Gentiles, whither I will drive them".


More $hit and Pi$$:
2 Kings 18:27
"But Rabshakeh said unto them, Hath my master sent me to thy master, and to thee, to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men which sit on the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you"?

Isaiah 36:12
"But Rabshakeh said, Hath my master sent me to thy master and to thee to speak these words? hath he not sent me to the men that sit upon the wall, that they may eat their own dung, and drink their own piss with you"?


$ome for your face too!
Malachi 2:2-3
If ye will not hear, and if ye will not lay it to heart, to give glory unto my name, saith the LORD of hosts, I will even send a curse upon you, and I will curse your blessings: yea, I have cursed them already, because ye do not lay it to heart. Behold, I will corrupt your seed, and spread dung upon your faces, even the dung of your solemn feasts; and one shall take you away with it.


Boil and Eat Your $on
2 Kings 6:28-29
"And the king said unto her, What aileth thee? And she answered, This woman said unto me, Give thy son, that we may eat him to day, and we will eat my son to morrow.So we boiled my son, and did eat him: and I said unto her on the next day, Give thy son, that we may eat him: and she hath hid her son".
Re: Bible Unceremonious "$piritual Food" by Nobody: 1:32am On Dec 24, 2011
This poo poo too much and witches,hope they come to defend this too.
Re: Bible Unceremonious "$piritual Food" by LagosShia: 11:36am On Dec 24, 2011
uplawal:

hope they come to defend this too.

this would not be the first thread they would not.rather they simply cannot.but they will keep repeating and deceiving people that the bible is the "inspired word of God".
Re: Bible Unceremonious "$piritual Food" by Nobody: 1:44pm On Dec 24, 2011
plappville judeki,come hia now.

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