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GROUP B , AM POSTING ALL MY 3 VERSES, FLOWSHOW IS GOIN STRAIGHT TO THE QUARTERFINALS

FLOWSHOW VS GANJAMIND
@GANJAMIND
my flowshows are like 3 POINT alleys, homie i shoot oopss,
like b-ball hoops ganjamind am shootin alleys
flowshow bout to cater for your ass like your nursing mother
in the same group as the flowshow nigga? d picture is insane
sickle flows will be flowshown all over your sick membrane
need i remind u nigger flowshow is too brain shocked
i am flowshow the multi metaphorical punchliner
i don't smoke weed so don't offer me ganja
can't u see the red sign nikkah,i am spittin danger
like your ganja smoke ganjamind , i spit vipers like your mama's diaper
i turn your lame lines to a mad man in the madness manger
am like a soap opera,
honeys rush to watch my flowshows like a mexican opera
weekly suspense i flowshow like a movie director
i flow periodic flows like missed tv episodes
i put u in retrospect ,make u disrespectful like spottie,
i am flowshow i let rappers know i throw intentional stray bullets
spotties's probably reading this?am coming for your ass dogg
like american cents, i flow shows with ma british accents
am a descendant of an rapping decent
nikkah i kill ganjaman like an unwanted insect
like an headmaster i am da flowshow u can't bump heads with
like a bumble ,i sting harder than a new jersey bee
am from new jersey nigger,
new york niggers recognise my flowshows and ish
i spit ill, everytime i touch the microphone, the microphone checks
ganjamind fall back and look behind my jersey
eight o eight is written boldly ,
flowshow nigger, u better recognise me
when i battle rap ganjamind
i murder niggas and leave em forever defeated

NOW LET THE JUDGES JUDGE THAT . FLOWSHOW VS GANJAMIND



8 bars to your doom
what d f*** that nigga say he flowshow/watchu thinkin man this rap battle is a hoe show/or a beauty pageant(MBGN) well im judge so for u aint no show/because u flow weak n i flow sick i kno u scared to spit/ my pen bleed for your pain when my lyrics hit d sheet/im god for u to battle dawg u gon need divine grace/your lyrics is juvenille u need to learn how to put your rhymes in place/give d mic bak bitch u aint no rapper u just a tyme waste/

@everyone
sorry i ve been a little busy
i ll judge over night for whats been put on so far.
cheers

@GANJAMIND

GANJAMIND UR SO FUNNY , U THINK UR SHORT GANJA (IGBO) 5 LINES OF LAME CAN DEFEAT WHAT I DROPPED, U DIDNT EVEN DELIVERY IT PROPERLY U JUST MERGED EVERYTHING UP, MEN I DONT TOO MUCH.LIKE DBANJ WOULD SAY, FILE. NO LONG THING , FILE ,
LET THE JUDGES JUDGE.

I ALREADY POSTED MY 3 BATTLES , WAITING ON 3  OF YOU TO SLUG THE LAST QUARTERFINAL SLOT IN GROUP B OUT,

SITUATION REPORT, NAIRALAND BATTLE RAP WORLD CUP .2007 FINALS UPDATE:

GROUP A
RAVENZORD VS EHIE007***battle is over
SNUGGLE VS WORLDBEST *worldbest has posted we are waiting for snuggle to reply
RAVENZORD VS WORLDBEST **pending battle
RAVENZORD VS SNUGLE **pending battle
WORLDBEST VS EHIE007 **pending battle
EHIE007 VS SNUGLE **pending battle

GROUP B
FLOWSHOW VS KRAZIE-D**flowshow has replied .we waiting for krazie-d
GANJAMIND VS AJADRAGE**ganjamind has posted ,ajadrage where u at?
FLOWSHOW VS AJADRAGE**flowshow has replied .we waiting for ajadrage
FLOWSHOW VS GANJAMIND**battle is over ,results awaited
AJADRAGE VS KRAZIE **pending battle
KRAZIED VS GANJAMIND **pending battle

GROUP C
SHARN06 VS YOUNG DIGI ***** battle is over ,results awaited
DR HYDRO VS NEDU4SHORT ***** battle is over ,results awaited
SHARN06 VS DR HYDRO **pending battle
YOUNG DIGI VS NEDU4SHORT **pending battle
DR HYDRO VS YOUNG DIGI **pending battle
SHARN06 VS NEDU4SHORT **pending battle

GROUP D
TECKZILLA VS EMMYZWON ***battle over,,the results are awaited
MDSOCKS VS SHADOUGH **pending battle
TECKZILLA VS MDSOCKS **pending battle
EMMYZWON VS SHADOUGH **pending battle
TECKZILLA VS SHADOUGH **pending battle
EMMYZWON VS MDSOCKS **pending battle

GROUP E
DEJILEGS VS JOOCHET**dejilegs has posted we are waiting for joochet to reply
DREDIE VS JAYON **jayon has posted we are waiting for dredie to reply
DREDIE VS DEJILEGS **pending battle
JOOCHET VS JAYON **pending battle
DEJILEGS VS JAYON **pending battle
JOOCHET VS DREDIE **pending battle

GROUP F
BOLAJIBAOK VS SPOTTIE**battle over , results awaited
LOUDASPEEKA VS PASSWORDED**battle over , results awaited
SPOTTIE VS PASSWORDED **pending battle
LOUDASPEEKA VS BOLAJIBAOK **pending battle
SPOTTIE VS LOUDASPEEKA **pending battle
BOLAJIBAOK VS PASSWORDED **pending battle

ALL RAPPERS WHO DONT REPLY WILL BE WALKED OVER .WE NEED TO MOVE ON TO THE QUARTER FINALS FAST

@ deli leg

[b]Wat do you now about name
king joo Chet
is the king of king in naira land
so don't hate
i saw Ur lazy ass line
that has no sense
any time u want to address the king 
try to make sense at less

beta now I'm like the devil (!!! believe the king!!!)
i put words in you mind without no reason
you sure stink
i guess you have a dead chicken leg (deli-leg)

beta now I'm tyrabyte
some thing more than gigabytes
I'm that system you work on
shit head
you just use your leg 2day to match shit
that why u like the word shit.
so now eat shit
i gat lots of them in my suckaway
i have just flush you out from naira land

i break code so u beta rep
my style so ill
I'm sure gonna make you get sick
to the stage you throw-up

you that f*ckin guy
because of your wackness your chic had to leave you
i saw you knees on the ground begin 4 1 more chance
also in naira land u still begin 4 a chance
to slit your jackass lines
to bad no chance 4 u boy

i can imagine the state of your mind will be madness
your weakness is of concern
go see a doctor
thank God naira land have a doctor
go see doctor hydro may be he can fix you[/b]
punk head take this as your meal for the day
don't hate
the king is doing this only for fun[/b]
u are my prey

DR Hydro

please I'm writtin this 4 you to fix delileg
i don't now Wat is wrong wit that guy
is it his legz or he is retarded i don't know
pls tell u can you are the only doctor here in nairaland

Lets do this

Worldbest vs RavenZord

Dinner Timmmmmmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!


[b]The warhead is back,this time his brought anger
who the heck is Ravenzord,oh,find him in the homos Hanger

Nigger get ready for battle cus ma word make thunder
you just stepped on ma toes dogg get ready to go under

Ama slit your throat wit ma Dagger
Turn you into a sieve while pulling the Trigger

you like a Monstrous statue,you aint gat virtue
Son of a Gaylord,go get em dicks and chew

Kid you should be in a gay strip show
and get your sorry gayass picked and be taken for a hoe

Who gave you Ravenzord,u should be called RavenDog
I am the DarkLord,even God gave me his SWORD

When am done with you,you'll get Brain Tumour
Run nakedly mad yelling Sweet Humour

With ma Rhymes,i drift an your head,make Waves
in your eyes and make your jaws Shift

A taste of ma fist,gives your body some spark
Go see your Doc you just had an Heart Attack.

Keep running you tap,given u the clip,you wouldn't know where the triggers at as a matter of fact

CAUTION Running your tap like a vandalized pipe will only get your balls sliced

Am da new kid that spits fire,ma fist like murder weapon,words are Death Reacon,they'll strike you within a second

Am in ma low ride,Guns on both side,Leave in a gold mine
the mind of the killer instinct, a blink of the eye,you're dead in no time

Worldbest,an hybrid of fire,when he ignites
Bodies shivers like y'all seen Kryptonites

Ma words at Venom,When i spit on you
you'll call me the black Phantom

I'll have you respecting,cus am dead mean
with ma arms,dogg you can't help but shout His the son of osama Bin Laden

You can say am obscene,it aint ma fault
but the dough keep flowing,find em in my private vault

Want War,ama cus you losts of damage
As an immortal i pay no homage




[/b]

HOLLA BACK AND QUICK!!!

@joochet
, laffs,
its obvious u aint got stuffs in u,
u still a shit head,
u call ursef a 'king' n yet u can't hold d 'ring'
u panting n hunting 4 ur Dr Hydro 2 come bail u out,
sorry 'chet', but u can neither run nor hide from da legs,
n jus 2 let u know,
u jus got kicked out by the 'legs'
rest in shit 'joochet'
u history n ur story jus ended

Worldshit,worlddirt,world what the heck?
 worldmonster gotta tell u man u look like shrek
 last bitch who screwed u says "what a jerk"
 ur flos so retarded,man go get a brain check
 gave u a chance 2 go first;i thot u could spit
 bt i been reading ur flos nd nigga u no even fit
 threw all ur punches nd not even 1 could hit
 i'm number one nigga u ain't numba shit
 brain tumour,sweet humour;WHAT D Bleep IS DAT?
 u spit some weak flos nd now u calling it rap
 i'ma tell u sincerely man ur flows is crap
 dose lines were junk man,dey've been consigned 2 scrap
 wanna get into d game den nigga go learn d tricks
 bt if u dn't want to den nigga go join'em freaks
 cos u spit like a dopehead,nigga go get a fix
 cos mcees nd freaksters;we simply don't mix
 u'se just a misfit trying ur best 2 fit in
 came on d thread;saw evryun was spitting
 thot it was a free-4-all so u tryna get a fist in
 well it's not;whacksters lik u'll always get beaten
 u're kinda lik a rat;jst waiting 2 be copped out
 thread's 4 real spittas only;GET D Bleep OUT
 i'm telling u 2 git 'fore i'ma get my glock out
 whole crowd's screamin 'GAME OVER";it's a knockout

booze

@Group E

Yea, I advance my flow after floggin Dredie
and He must like that
he like it so much, he said he wright that
am Barkin at the dog, but he don't bite back
I aint CPR I aint bringin they life back
Bad CPR bad bitch on a bite back
Skittles on my wrist, yea nigga the bright pack
Ima shine, I live witha light hat
Airforce fly call me a night jet
Brand new coupe same color as the sky
The dash same too, lord know I'm gon try
ppl ing Group E Tryna pull me over
lord know I'm ova wit 'em niggers
They go up in my trunk lord know I'm gon fry
Them Group E niggas throwin salt all over my fries
So ima just walk all over them guys
Group E Niggas throwin darts never hit the bullseye
Jayon Rulz Group EEEEEEEEE

@Ravenshit.  Your disses are too slow,still waitin for them to hit.Simply used me words to fill your bars.See lots of baby words jampacked nd u call that rap.Thank your stars we can only battle 1ce for now.Worldbest,worldshit worlddirt am stil your lord.Gat that.Punkass peace out!!!

@DEJILEGS
I'm the youngest Hot Boy on Nairaland with heaters
Let my nine-millimeters kill your peoples
Bust up in your house and put the gun to lil' Renita
Give me the yay, or else I'ma put her in her sneakers
Wow (wow, wow) you can catch me in all black with no smile
Me, Turk, G'z and ouch - chicka-POW!
How come these niggaz keep burnin and Rulin Nairaland
and why the hell this nigga Jayon keep firmin your ASSes?
Turnin the wheel on the orange and teal, Bentley drop
Then I'ma put that up and hop in the van and hit your block
Tell your mom to get the cops cause y'all gon' need 'em
When you see them bullets that my Wordz Bring, y'all gon' eat 'em
See this for all my niggaz in Nairaland, I hope for freedom
And this for all my niggaz buyin bricks, I got 'em cheaper
Keep a nigga quiet as a mouse when I come
Jayon #1 Hot Boy, hot as the sun - ya smell me?
And I don't give a damn if Dejilegz you hate me
Nigga better be S-Q-A-D
Until the bigger man do take me
Squad shit!
You don't want no violence to keep the quiet
We call my people wild, and then we beef in quiet
or we'll creep in houses, we'll sweep your momma
So, please stay out it, or you leave in silence
Come on! What! i belief the Game is ova,
Outta Ya league, Hit Me

@JOOCHET
You want war, nigga, let's beef, beef
We can do it how ya want, or take it to tha streets, streets
I'll be dressed in camouflage, Ree's on my feet
Through your air (through your air) leave ya burnin' like heat
What ya, know, I'm tha one from tha 9JA
Chopper shooter, block bruiser, I'll bet any G
On fire, nigga, label, that's a HB
And if I can't kill you, killin' your family
Think it's a game, 'rilla, test my nuts, you'll see
How fast I send shots through your 6V (6V)
Heads bust if ya really think it's CMB
And I know you all know about Dredie
We get our ball on, nigga he's, drink Cristy
Me and Dejilegz get head from Round2 in here
But His takin Coffee in drinzon
Betta ask somebody, nigga, I been a G
And the Baby still servin' niggas for ten a key, nigga,
Protect me from my Friendz in d battle i can take care of my enemies
I come from where the niggas just kill to save energy
Sorry but my mommy taught me where the clinic be
So if you tried to mimic me you d probly catch some sick disease
6 degrees leanin on that pro methathathathazene
Im a centipede these men move at women speed
Im bout my spinach chesse dough chedda feddi gwop money moolah mozarella exetera exetera
Fuk competitors fuk these rappers Bleep these editors
These muthafuckas who pray im the predator on Nairaland Battle
Tough as bam bam from bedrock
Im tied to the game like wedlock
Say hello red dot say good bye Nairaland Rap Battle
and say hello Nairaland Forum
A devil in the flesh a rebel at its best
cuz am off to Quater Finals holla , HIT ME

GUESS WHOSE BACK, HEY FLOW SHOW, You ARE WAT WE CALL DEFINITION OF CAPITAL WACKNESS.You DONT WANT ME DISSIN You, COS IF I START,  ANYWAY SHA You ARE FROM NEW JERSEY, You ARE FROM D UK(BRITISH ACCENT),, WHERE ARE You FROM You STINKIN LIER, I SWEAR GANJA MIND HAS SMOKED UR THOTS, 4 REAL

FLOWSHOW IS IN DA BUILDING. RAP WORLD CUP 2007 FINALS , PUT UR HANDS UP

@SPOTTIE
I OWN DA EMPIRE NIGGA I WILL MAKE U RETIRE .PRAY U DONT MEET ME IN THE QUARTER FINALS. I FLOWSHOW UR SPOTTIE ASS BACK INTO DA CHICKEN POX AREA U REP.

LEAN BACK NIGGA

ALL HAIL FLOWSHOW THE MULTI METAPHORICAL PUNCHLINER

NOW AMA THROW A LIL SOM SOM VICIOUS
4 DIS GUM GUM BITCHES,
WIV A NAME LIKE THAT
WE MISTAKE You 4 A HOE
THIS DUDE GAT AN ALWAYS PAD
THIS PERIOD  HIS FLOW SHOW, I TOLD You :

ALL HAIL FLOW SHOW THE MULTI TALENTED WACK RAPPER

@jayon
good of u to hav gone round all on Group E,
but u know its about the Elephants, it aint Easy
u went Early dont mean u Earn Every,
halla u soon,
its da legs, its da rap game

@ravenzord
dont know u, n dont want to
but i sur feel ur battle against worldbest,
waz tight,
keep keepin it real bro,

@worldbest
u aint bad, but wrt [with respect to] d last battle, ravenzord was tighter,
try throwin him anoda,

peace brodas,

sorry 4 buggin, wat does edioso know bout battle, ama a lil curious.tanx

@passworded

hold it  password this aint your windows network
i winzip my mouth, nigga i blast ur code locks
i gat more locks ,am bigger than a gridlock
am like an office, my excel words u cant microsoft
ur rhyme are ill , nigga am shocked like an eel
bjpumpin bolaji ,spittin sick like am busting miraculous
am so dangerous nigga am similar to da flomiraculous
shooting mouth fireworks like december call me knockout bangers
password is a nigga am about to bang out
i stand out , nigga i lock ur passworded codes out
i got no codes nigga am the rapper u cant decode out
am similar to stout ,am prepared like da boys scout!
my rhymes are like an hacker's men
i brute force into ur passworded genitals
just to strangulate ur period like an ovulating oviviparous
like a stealth nigga with me u cant dealt
i belt u up with a buckle on me u cant bet
am so supersonic, am like da jackie chan's fist knuckles
am retarded like will, u can call me steven urkle
dont wink at me , dogg, i aint ur uncle
yous a biitch nigga am a rap periwinkle
i soar high above rhymes am super like  da nigerian eagle
my punches are faster than sonic da hedgehog
birth yous a puppy ,password ur codes are now encrypted
flow retarded like da madly incurable,
my diss sticks to ur brain like its purely unremovable

holla back passworded

im luvin dis
i can't wait 2 see flowshow (empire owner as he said) n spottie (da rap 5 star general)

this is my final group battle, am done too now and waiting anxiously for the result

@loudspeeka
loudspeeka, ether ,this nigga got feathers like a cheddar
soft speakers i see, am da dogg u can't send to the sea
like a music school my rhymes swims hard like aquarium fishes
u can call me warlord i am da professor of da school of fishes
my punchlines are vicious, i come with unexpected uppercuts
am busting your mouth like i bust on the mic
u can call me van damn but am not jim iyke
loudspeeka isnt loud his speakers are bursted
like ballons i deflate his speaking jugulars
like pioneer speakers am sleeker than your loud name
standy back brat ,you is a lame son with no shame
am famous like da chairman pane
u can call me mcmahon's shane
applauses i get, they give me standing ovations
in this rap battle i reduce the lame population
like eedris am jagajaga am simlar to nigeria
am fly like sony  u can call me ericsson
i aint goran, sven,you is an bleeping ignoramus
my vents is ventilated u can call me the sven
don't trip i aint nas , am nicknamed nasiru
mad rhymes i beget like my cruel intentions
like a prophet , your doom i predict like nastradamus predictions
am yoruba nigga my rap diction is english
lay low loudspeeka, just like etteh /u can't escape eviction !

this is my final and last group battle, am finished  too now and waiting anxiously for the results and quarter finals

@Ravenzord  let me round it up                                    Babyzord,you think you won shit/better yet,stil posin cus your word don't hit/You moan like a defeated hoe,with rotten sores on your tit/ no doubt,you sure gat mouth,bt you'r not beta than the wacksters we call tout/run your lips on this thread/darklord,ravenzord,fuk it,lips fat like agege bread/gave u time,but you were dead scared/so ma words went prime and slime venoms spread/Nigga u just crossed the line,now you're facin the rot of my lyrical shrine/spit words like venomless snake,kid you can't bite/a make bliv in a plight,claim u a rapper,bt the rappers raidar says out of site.Am on top of the rap chain cus am brave,struggle at the bottom with a tag bearin rap slave/your bitch says u stink,go get your bush shaved/the beam is on u so don't scream.   THE END!!!

djhills:

im loving this
i can't wait 2 see flowshow (empire owner as he said) n spottie (da rap 5 star general)

@DJHILL, FLOWSHOW AND SPOTTIE

FLOWSHOW AND SPOTTIE YOU GUYS SHOULD RELAX, I CAN SEE THAT U R ALREADY HAVING A BATTLE FEUD , FLOWSHOW HAS COMPLETED HIS 3 GROUP BATTLES AND SPOTTIE HAS NOT COMPLETED HIS GROUP BATTLES YET, SPOTTIE STILL HAS 2 BATTLES TO GO AGAINST PASSWORDED AND LOUDSPEEKA
, SO SPOTTIE WHY DONT U POST UR LAST 2 BATTLES AND WAIT UNTIL U MEET FLOWSHOW , THATS IF U BOTH QUALIFY FOR THE QUARTERFINALS THOUGH

GREAT BATTLE LINES EVERYONE , THIS PLACE IS BLAZING HOT
STRICTLY FOR THE HIP HOP HEADS
HOLLA BACK

quarter finale coming soon

@bolajibaok
men! im enjoying maself. good lines mate!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@joo chet

nice line on delileg
thank 4 repin the doctor
but u have ur own battle to take care of

the  doc is so good that he can fix any body that is ill or sick or was crush on
naira land Dr hydro
                    O
                 oooo
               ooooOO
if u incounter any problem never fear to call on the doctor

how do u xpect me 2 battle dudes that are offline 4 2days, men scrap anybody thats is not consistent.lets this stuff role

dr who.how far u and nedu////but that guy is tight,

@ Young Digi

the doc gat the chemical digit to make you feel sick
you just have to dig my style
coz im way to big
if you mix physic and chemistry
then you have me
your name sound like dog shit youngdigi
i see the donkey as you best friend
coz you are so dump
i leave your ass in doom
taking roster 4 the devil in hell

I'm sure u burning becoz of my chemical flow
beta now am Flossy
i print the notes 4 u to rehaz
then u end up in a rehab
this line is a memorial 4 Ur funeral come
i made the H2o formulae
so don't hate
that am beta than you
is not my fault that i have to rehab you
coz you're so retarded
I'm right hitting you
with the metrix slow move
i make you feel so noxious
Wat kind of animal will i class u in
a young donkey or dog
tell me which is best 4 you
i bring blood rain fall on you
i see you as a young d***
xpecting father-Xmas

im a free man like the air you breath
i have you in the palm of my hands
i can spank you when ever i want to 
im the shadow of the god in you
beware of the Dr Hydro

lets try reshufflin this thing, start by eliminatin offliners, i bin logged 4 a whole day but people just log in n get out immediatel.shit is get boring