Darkrebel666:
check.

007Bruce.
if your bars would be ready by 3pm, then let's post then.

007Bruce:
alright let's post by then

Demishasmith:
[ ummm I really love the way you rap and act. yeah, I've been a secret admirer. naijaboiy: please I want coogar instead. thanks

Darkrebel666:
dude post your verse and stop feeding on my bars.
Kr0ne .. I've posted my bars since and he's been viewing.
If he doesn't post in the next 5 minutes, I ain't reposting again .

Darkrebel666:
Obliteration of Bruce the troglodytic oaf


• I'm Freddy Krueger in this donnybrook, more brutal than the 10th plague/ Bruce is a worthless can of puke, I should put a noose round his stabbed nape/
you'll see Bruce wane like Batman , when I hook him with backaches/ and how's this pikey scum venomous?..when he's just a shook gook and bland snake/ a screwed schnook in this rap game/
fu¢k an opener punch... I'd rather scratch my unwashed anus....then give Bruce a handshake! /

• Witness the spasms of pain, as I'm fluxing this crude coon/ leave him with a deformed foreskin, peeled gums and a removed tooth/ the Rebel is a mobile wikipedia...a brainiac beat-boxing a gloom tune/ but Bruce possesses an empty cranium..he's a fluke,dunce and a spoof goon / so feel free to call him a smurf …cos his brain emits intelligence...only once in a blue moon! /

• DJ exposed your photo, the one similar to a ram's face/ and we all saw a light-skinned gremlin..with cheeks puffier than a damn cake/ your nostrils were two times Kompany's head...you looked dirtier than the thrash place/ and your thick kpompo lips were larger...than Ethiopia's landscape!/ Jesus!....they say beauty lies in the beholder's eye ...but everybody's cornea .... thinks you're uglier than Bance! /

• I'll blast your rotator with a blunderbuss, dent your pelvis,thighs and shoulders/ debilitate your elbow extensor muscles,..with a fetish knife or boulder/ and that's because you're a nutcase,..a pettish dyke and toddler/ how did you even escape the asylum?...you anguished sad imposter!/
to cut the long story short...Bruce is a mentally-ill north-pole bear ... .a certified bi-polar! /

• We've delved into your history... don't lie your mama wasn't rap£d/ or that you didn't ditch a 'lady'...to go 'gaga' with the gays/ you have the swag of a defaced Jabbawock....thus, you can't hang here with the greats/ you need to embrace your monkey origin first..before you'd be granted in my space/ cos you keep yelping that you're human...yet DNA tests have proved.... that you were fathered by an ape!/

•Your gorilla-looking parents..are barbaric to the sight/ a 2 year old sees them....then starts to panic and cry/ cos they are foul-smelling hideous creatures...they should be banished for life/ cos as a matter of fact, last time they strolled ....a passer-by screamed..- CHARLES DARWIN WAS RIGHT! /

•see as my bars connect?.. I'm a strong raged welder/ set to inflict you like FYH...with pox,AIDS, influenza/ see I've decided to plank you with a bundle of cash ...for being a sore lame beggar/ so watch me launch haymakers with the dollars .. till you're bumped, maimed, dismembered/ translation?... Bruce is getting punched by the money ..... I'm Floyd May Weather ! /

• I'll show up at your sister's wedding...to slit and strike her vein/ she's gon' be jabbering frantically...when i spill her idle brain/ I'm a very mean Mandrake, and after I kick and blight the dame/ I'll string Bruce to a railway ..then spit on the bridegroom's face/ and after the best man dies...I'll proceed to crush Bruce...with the bridal train! /


• while you were sipping tea, this psycho drank grenades/ blabber or start tirades...and I'll fling a cyclone in your way/ I go scientific and you go artistic... but your Picasso raps are vague/ I'm charged up and high voltage ..but this macho is a lame/its glaring I'm hip-hop's live wire...and you're a typo in the game/ so quit bragging you spew electricity bars ... cos they are nowhere close to mine ...you're Michael FARAWAY! /

• Let's talk about your mother...how she's a b1tch that's truly h0rny/ I'll tell you how she gobbled my ¢ock..and how i screwed her loose punnani/ how she su¢ked my piccolo, and said my flute was yummy/ and how my sp£rms erupted... and I shot my fluid on her tummy/ that's right, your mum is a slutty cougar..a snitching tool and dummy/ and on a certain night ..she got banged in a St.Louis Packet ....- that's how you treat a sugar mummy!/

• My Penmanship is unparagoned...shawarma's known as major/ you boast of being the core..but none of my homies know ya/cos your skill is infinitesimal...
Dare me, and I'll Oando and Conoil you badly...till your ghost is disfigured/ and If you see Bruce stringed to a filling station .... I only did it to prove...that's he's a Total failure!

• this is the end of a spastic flaccid flea...that's been rendered inefficient/ by my lyrical eloquence...and metaphorical sequence/
I've pissed, farted and shitted on Bruce..we shouldn't be mentioned in a sentence/
Ya'll think I'm a battler?...nah I'm a quizzer ..and this verse was to question his existence !/

007Bruce:
•I'm only here to condemn the gay/ boy, put his head on plate/ cos I've long waited to end his fate/ even emaprince knows i'm only 'burying my chances', cos I already 'dug 6 foot at dawn' to send him to an 'early grave'/

•You're a gay and a coward/ who brags on net and claims the 'oga' with the power/ but the truth is you wouldn't be 'at the top' if you stand on a tower/ and you could post your wack bars on 'time' and wouldn't be the man of the hour/

•Teddy whooped you twice, youre truly a fool/ max was all over you and now you screwing with Bruce?/ you lost woefully to krone, you're losing this too/ cos your duel with 'lime' was a failure, how could this be 'fruitful to you?/

•I ball with street thugs/ that love to beat dawgs/ we'd visit his crib if he takes the win here, to nail his mom and 'pin pop'/but the question is; can this' sore loser beat Bruce after all the 'sweet' talk/

•I've got the mark of leniency/ and take shïts cool even when I'm being trashed repeatedly/but he's rude bourish abusive and despice every man/ so how can he 'light up this match' / when he has not a 'spark' of decency?/

y'all know darkrebel ain't a skillful vet/ reason his verses looks shitty and always filled with threat/ something like i'd press his head in a 5naira no til the bïtch is dead/ your bars are "long and boring" they should be called a dïck instead/

•Bruce is nice and cute/ thats a compliment from your wife and boo/I get affections from girls with small tïis and those with Giant boobs/but you're getting loved by no one even 'cyclops' won't have 'an eye for you'/

•You cant avoid it, the vet will die/ cos I won't stop bashing him even when the monkey begs and cries/ and if he tries to punch with the fist, my "blade go fall him hand" like he's getting disappointed by wesley snipe!!

•I'm fit ta whoop ya/ with skills that's colder/ we cant be compared reason the voters would put me above ya/ cos when looking at Bruce, they see a great man ... but they see nothing in the dark like peeps suffering from NYCTALOPIA!/



•i call his sister's a slüt and a cheap bae/ cos it wouldn't cost me much to fück her Vjay/ i mean I could 'do D sis with 5naira' without even going back and forth with Dj/

•he said I'm soft, my face don't scare him/ and he's tough his rage is deadly/ but when the cat SAW me in his block having a conversation with demi/ "the pussy started running from one place to another" like "tom chasing jerry"/

www.nairaland.com/2010732/nl-king-tournament-final-guykhena •With rage, I bruise and smash rivals/ who think they're good in rap battles/ and you'd be cooked alive, michael/ for squaring up to this man, cos you wouldn't beat this GUY if you were mikuz in that final

007Bruce:

•Teddy whooped you twice, youre truly a fool/ max was all over you and now you screwing with Bruce?/ you lost woefully to krone, you're losing this too/ cos your duel with 'lime' was a failure, how could this be 'fruitful to you?/






•i call his sister's a slüt and a cheap bae/ cos it wouldn't cost me much to fück her Vjay/ i mean I could 'do D sis with 5naira' without even going back and forth with Dj/

GIYAZZ:


Punchlines wey dey give koko/
From Unilag, Magado to isoko/


Bruce won this battle for me. Darkrebel you just got whooped. Get ready for our battle nextweek though. . . Bruce killed you. I will bury you!

obesemf:
Make i read again

modified

Opener - Bruce
Rhymes - Rebel,(Bruce seemed to fall off at times)
Sim/Mets- Rebel
Punch- Rebel (direct, in your face lines)
Personals- Bruce
Flow - Bruce
Wordplay - Bruce
Closer - Rebel


what's the tie breaker?

Heywhizzy:
which one is Michael faraway instead of Michael Faraday..will modify this and include my vote later

Heywhizzy:
I didn't use that to degrade your bars..I was just saying..you're still a little b1tch like most nuccas here believe..I have dropped my genuine verdict,you force metaphors too much.,Bruce Lee bruised you..I never esperred it

Bars:
Hmmm..bruce is really cray
Thumbs

Bars:
Hmmm..bruce is really cray
Thumbs

Heywhizzy:
I didn't use that to degrade your bars..I was just saying..you're still a little b1tch like most nuccas here believe..I have dropped my genuine verdict,you force metaphors too much.,Bruce Lee bruised you..I never esperred it