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AlfaSeltzer:
You are living by yourself in a 5 bedroom house?

i am an oyinbo,and not in nigeria now

do you know the computer procedure writers? or the programmers?

god is a programmer in the 4 dimensional world, we could guess his existence , by our 6th sense, but we could never witness it directly by our senses in the 3 dimensional world.

and by the way, a computer programmer is rather a boring and low-paid job in the developed countries. he will creat the roles in the web games, he will make computer think in human way. to computer, a programmer is GOD

this morning, i was in a hurry to go out, but i could not find my keys, which means, i could not start my vehicle,and i could not back home to open my door, since i was living by myself.

thus, i must find them out. i decided a way to challenge God.

i searched my house, which had 5 rooms , one by one. i searched each pile of clothes, each stack of odds and ends, no place was not under my search,in another word , i searched my rooms systematically, instead of a rampage. however, i still could not find them.

why? was god a lier? how can he make logic not available? how can he slap his own face by saying , the logic , by which he created the world , now is not right?

i love god, i did not want him to fail, so i searched my room twice, and suddenly , i found the keys, just under a pile of trinkets i have already searched.

how could this be?

sorry ,god, i was a mean person, i forced you to make a mistake under my nose.

imagine, a little boy, playing with an ant, by lifting its food above its head, since ant is a 2 dimensional creature, it has no idea of human being , who are living in 3 dimensional world, and thus it has no idea where its food is, and that boy-god just drops down the food, and the ant finds it at last.

i have to admit, that nude man is sexy, i dont mind if we hook up and have a good bang.

that girl must be enjoying. it is not fair for her future lovers

look at that man's body, it is hot.

1) once you are a rich man, you may take a made-in-china spacecraft to enjoy a 2 weeks' journey in the made-in-china space station in the outer space.

2) but if you are poor, you buy a made-in-china radio, and it breaks down within 2 months, who can you blame?

3)suppose a radio is 10 bucks in Nigeria, the cost is no more than 2 bucks back in China, which is shared by the Chinese workers and employers. And the rest 8 bucks fall into the hands of Nigerian international wholesalers, Nigerian customs, and the shipment companies run by the West white men.

4)why the Japanese produces win a better reputation? simply they are the one of the members of the USA leading league, which Nigeria makes a fuss to flatter and greet. a comparatively low custom tariff is given to Japanese companies, as well as many other Japanese-friendly local market policies being implemented in Nigeria. so how can you expect the Chinese companies to compete in a fair way?

5) in China, there is such a saying: best quality , supplied to West , to make the dollars; the middle quality, supplied to Chinese themselves; the worst quality, to black Africa(India......and all the other developing countries).

6)in china, you may find a spectrum of radios, from 2 bucks to 200 bucks, the price indicating its quality and life span, next time, you had better tell your Nigerian international sourcers to pick the right one you want from China, and stop complaining the fake issue

I think Nigeria is a big winner in the China-Taiwan relation,

what can Nigeria lose? nothing. just to deny the validity of Taiwan government, but still doing business with Taiwan

what can Nigeria gain? Tons of money from China.

so , on the contrary, i feel sorry for China. if China has finished taking place of USA to be the real leader, if it is as arrogant as USA, it will never use money to buy its friendship, it will just disseminate the orders to each country and they will follow

Mainland China has 1400 million people, GDP 13 000 000 million US dollars, developing rate 6.6% annually

Taiwan Province has 20 million people, GDP 500 000million US dollars, developing rate 2.1% annually


Nigeria has 160 million people, GDP 400 000million US dollars,developing rate 0 % annually


is this not clear enough? the only country nowadays that could have a dissenting voice against China is USA, but even USA's voice is more and more feeble.

no one can stop China. it is the neo-superpower

I feel goose skin when Asian men are mentioned, their small sticks and their shifty eyes, are they really inferior to black race?

photo snapped by me when I took a plane last year.

a bird view of Lagos, It seems not pretty good though.

not to discourage you but, the photos uploaded by op are mostly taken from a particular angle or from a particular location, namely the CBD zones or the property possessed by the rich few.

CreamyMoltenLar:
1. Post the pic with a graphic warning, so medical experts in the house can make suggestions. Nothing wrong in getting a second opinion.

2. These are issues you should have discussed before marriage. Imagine you asking if blow`job is a do or die affair after 7 years of marriage. What exactly did you guys spend your courtship doing?

I forget to let you know that , my husband is a dentist himself, which occupation I am so proud of .

I can hardly imagine that a dentist who has been always immaculate for his work, being so slipshod in his bedroom.

now when I look back, I can barely call my husband a tender partner on bed, he spends more time in receiving my mouth job than he gets his due work done.

when we were in romance, we never asked each other the way he/she preferred on bed , I even did not peek into his underwear. I liked being taken to his clinic, and I would see how he did the therapies. that is all I can remember in our courtship. is it a terrible courtship , compared to you guys?

hakunajay:
Bite off the foreskin jare... Let him be circumsized by force, by the time the head will heal your own throat will heal too and you can continue mouth action and inaction...

this is not funny, my brother,

by the way, is it such an irresistable urge for men to have their sticks been sucked?

the doctor who checked me thoroughly , confirmed that, it was a tumor, but due to its size and phase, he suggested me to keep observing ,

but what made me feel pissed off was, my husband, asked me last night, to give him another mouth job!!! by using the condom

i dont understand men !

my husband belongs to those few that still possess foreskins, he refuses to cut it off, he says it makes sex more fun to him.

but foreskin contains a lot of bacteria, which i have had no idea of before.

our marriage lasts 7 years, and at the end of last year, when everybody was happily eating his christmas cakes, i felt my throat had something existing there, very deep down, just at the edge of the swallowing point.

i felt so scared that i could hardly even stretch my finger down there, and anyway , i was not a doc, so i could never tell what was what,even i touched any module.

i blamed my husband by looking in his eyes , the way i looked at him was just like "how can you kill me in this way ,babe"

my mind was overwhelmed.

as for the picture, i prefer not to post here, it is gross