ToyinDipo:
Some Chloroform in Dubois’ gloves.

I just know my man screamed like he was hit with Shao Kahn's hammer

The short right hook is the sweetest punch in boxing.

AJ really tried to stand and bäng after kissing canvass 4 times

See AJ oooo

Lmaooooo

The ref is trying jis best to save AJ

Wetin I talk

Ibime:
Make Dubois try finish this fight before Match of the Day start

20-17 to Dubois after 2 rounds

It's over.

Ref did long count twice for him now.

He's done

This AJ guy sha

Sharp sharp hotel knockdown

iamoyindamola:
Nihilistjnr
Check out Zack sunder twilight of the gods

I dey on am already.

First 5 minutes, nacking

BlueRayDick:


I stopped playing football about 4 years ago simply because of fear of something like this happening to me.

The Saturday morning set we usually play is a mixture of youngings, senior men and even artisans like mechanics, carpenter and bricklayers. We don't discriminate ; u can get picked on a set with random people because we usually role papers and the number u pick determines the set u will be on.

As much as we have referees and people are encouraged to play fair; there are still people who dish out rough tackles that has made few people seriously injured.

I had a one-on-one talk with myself one day and asked myself : If one small boy wey still dey primary school when I Don dey 100l for university break my leg now, wetin I go talk say happen to me to anybody that cares to ask? What will happen to my job? Will my employers allow me months to stay away from work to heal and recover? Is this football even feeding me to start with? 🤷‍♂️

Omo! That was the last time I went to play o. I just hanged boot.

This kain setting the youngies typically know say dem no dey drimble or gbe egbon adugbo sare though...before them seize your ball.

Ibime:


One of my nigga done bring go pro come specially for you. No judge me, I be old man, but one or two turns still dey


https://youtube.com/shorts/0uUtufjDJpo?si=iu7gu87Dv8VBzk4H

https://youtube.com/shorts/LsIOsC0xjeE?si=PjkylExEgsLwKGEf

God know say that 2nd clip for no happen if I dey that pitch.

See freedom of space.

Omo I for don two-foot your existence . Studs showing. Both feet over the ball.

Ballzproblem2:
An Israeli official to Axios: The entire top chain of command of Hezbollah's Radwan force was eliminated in the attack, with about 20 commanders.

Surgical.

This is a different level of precision, but more importantly Hezbollah must be reeling...cos IDF seem to have at least one top level mole in their organisation.

Hezbollah commanders now dey fear to pick call, to use walkie talkie, even to attend Hezbollah town hall meeting

What kind of pressure is this?

izzou:
Iranian ambassador by day, Hezbollah by night.

Working 2 shifts every week.

I adore such hardworking men.

Sad to see him caught up in the crossfire.

BlueRayDick:


The Jews have marked them for life ! Some are now ruger , some okobo and some amputees .

The fact that Israel didn’t waste time announcing on TV that they will deal with Hezbollah but went straight for the jugular has rubbished Emanuel claim that Israel don’t want the heat of going confrontational

They said Iranian Ambassador too will be joining Ruger in ilashe soon enough

GloriousGbola:


Everyone caught up in this is either an agent of Hezbollah or an unfortunate who intercepted hardware and converted to personal use (phones and laptops)

I read that they did the same thing with stuxnet - as in they choreographed the response.

Because this is what it is

My main network goes down so I switch to the backup. Backup goes down so I switch to the next back up.

Mossad has tagged and identified and infiltrated each back up system.

But Hezbollah literally has no choice.

Can you imagine completely losing your phone and being stranded?

Communications is critical in warfare.

I don't think Israel are necessarily targeting their comms networks. My view is that Israel aim to strike terror by using something as innocuous as a phone or walkie talkie as a weapon.

When your phone rings but you're too scared to pick up because you're afraid your phone will explode. When your phone vibrates but you're afraid that if you read that text, you could lose an eye - Israels enemies in Lebanon can never knkw peace again

Remember when niggas were afraid to pick calls from unknown numbers because of the rumor of killer numbers? Well in Lebanon, it's no longer a rumor

raumdeuter:


If one of the Hezbollah guys is mid air when they detonated will that bring the entire plane down

Maybe if it's the pilot. I can imagine having your balls blown off mid-flight isn't the most convenient circumstance to ensure a safe landing.

BlueRayDick:


😂😂😂

Israel brought the terror they so much love to their doorstep .

I think the best part of it is that the survivors have all been branded for life. If it comes down to it, these newly minted akobo won't necessarily be able to blend into civilian population during house to house sweeps.

The second wave of walkie talkie victims may not have lips or ears anymore either. This is probably one of the craziest military tactics of all time. The fact that it was this successful is incredible.

BlueRayDick:


It’s kinda of surprising seeing u call Hezbollah retards sha. Few months ago u were so confident of Hezbollah being a match for Israel .

I guess u overrated them and gave them credit more than they deserved if indeed it’s true they never inspected the pagers as u claimed .

But why would anybody inspect pager?

That's why the plan is working so well.

Israel sending bombs is scary but before Hezbollah boys get bomb shelter and tunnels to hide, and air raid alarm to warn them. Now they can be hiding inside tunnel and somebody wants to make coffee but there might be bomb in the kettle.

When you don't know where the bomb is - in your car, under your bed, in your tv, in your pack of cigarettes - you can't relax. You want to shït but you don't know of akara bomb dey the WC. You on laptop and or phone to soapy before bed at night, but Israeli spies fit don put bomb inside your device.

You want to náck your babe but maybe Israel don rub exploding powder on the condom or hidden bomb inside your wife's kpekus.


This is the meaning of true terror.

raumdeuter:


That 1,000 bottles of baby oil is not a concrete evidence for any crime, So I believe there is more evidence somewhere.
There might be videos of other celebs who joined in the show

Are we going to see Bishop Power bottom too?

The indictment extensively refers to the video of Cassie getting pummeled despite also stating that the video was deleted from hotel server. At the press conference announcing the indictment, the DA also referred to the beating.

Yet Diddy is not being prosecuted for that beating. This suggests to me that the feds are playing a very dirty game. I believe they leaked that video to let Diddy knkw how far they are willing to take things.

Alongside the baby oil and lube which the DA mentioned, he also mentioned they found 3 ARs with defaced serial numbers which is an actual felony offence. He could have left it at discussing the actual crime but these people really want to embarrass Diddy hence the revelation that local mam stashed 1000 bottles of lube in his house

Diddy himself got the message. He has been communicating with the feds about his whereabouts since before that raid on his mansion a few months ago. Infact his lawyer said one of the reasons Diddy moved to New York last week was to cooperate with the feds with the aim of getting bond before the court process starts. The feds petitioned the judge to deny him bond. Judge agreed. My man is stuck on remand till God knows when.

Diddy knows he's cooked. The FBI have the evidence to send him to jail for what could effectively be life. But they also want to humiliate him thoroughly in the process. J wonder who he's pissed off.

Ibime:
LrdAdam16

I just dey laugh when he said Israel hacked Cmos battery of a pager

Same way my man said Israel no want smoke with Iran after them kpai Iranian president, only for them to set bomb under Gazan president bedinside Iranian presidential guesthouse in motherfücking Tehran.

The Joos at this point are completing James Bond, Jason Bourne, Ethan hunt level missions. Infact I think the plots of a few of the recent James Bond movies are more believable at face value than what Isreal did to Hezbollah.

Wetin con dey make me fear is the thought of what America is capable of, if Israel is already running this level of spycraft

iamoyindamola:
Guys something happened just now

I went to the filling station to get fuel, I noticed it was still 1000 I was angry and I told the attendant
Do you know who I am?
"I am a chosen" immediately she knelt down and was begging me to pay 500 per litre


Don't try it if you are not chosen or unbeliever because some people will claim I am lying

Amateur.

My fuel tank in my vehicle was empty the other day. I said I am a chosen, car who are you?

My car is a Peugeot. As soon as I asked if the car knew who I was, the horse came down from the front of my grille apologised and offered me a lift home.

Itsrm:


Yes, should be around that price. I also bought 8k recently.

Still, 8k for calculator is madness. That's above my monthly upkeep as a student in uni.

Your phone no dey calculate ni

Itsrm:


Raumdeuter when he forgets to switch moniker

Don J, what do you say

I go soon report you to Wike

Amigoss:
Ohhh wow

You sef why you go go for the one wey get solar?

Your mates are using non-scientific and did not die.

Infact, why are you not using abacus. You can ask your local carpenter to help you kan-stumise one from plywood, twine and counters for very cheap and it's just as good as any calculator

iamoyindamola:

Good luck
Even if e enter ps4 I no they play
I know it will be hard

My son was the one that said he saw on YouTube that it won't be as hard as souls.

This is the 4th game I've had to abandon from that genre - bloodborne, demonsouls, sekiro die twice and now black myth.

Owo jona

TemporaryHansel:
@Nihilistjnr have you played Black Myth Wukong?

Yeah.

It's too hard for me mehn

I can't get past the fire boss or the big headed boss.

I no get power for souls-like again

izzou:


You are looking at it from one side.

As the naira continues to fall, it will always be profitable to sell in Togo. Even at 855, it is profitable.

So a poor man in Sokoto should buy fuel at 1500 per litre, because we don't want smugglers to carry fuel?

Is this really the best solution

The issue is that the government cannot afford to subsidise fuel anymore.
The corruption around subsidy including the fuel price arbritrage shenanigans was a small price to pay when maintaining fuel subsidy was a priority to the government.

The real thing to be concerned about is that the government is so broke, its actually taking drastic steps to combat inefficiencies.

Omo. At this rate, if you can raise money to enter anywhere in Europe from Albania to Zurich, my brothers in Christ, it is time to move. This is only the first wave.

Enzo5:
any striker who only knows how to score goals is a striker, quote me anywhere

You only ask a striker to be dropping deep and doing all this other bullshit when he's not capable of this kind of output.

That's why Benzema was asked to be drooping for our lord and saviour ororo, and why donkeys like Firmino were drooping for Salah.

A striker that has scored 96 goals in 102 games does not have any business with being 'rounded'. Leave that to those less capable in their primary assignments.

spillo1:

An old aguero had 20 plus league goals back to back to back under Pep. A wasteful Sterling was getting 17, 18 and 20. If Haaland fail to get 20 plus league goals playing for City then he has failed.

What kind of nonsense talk is this?

Aguero did 10 seasons in EPL and never scored up to 30 league goals in a season.

Erling scored 36 league goals in his first season. We're talking about a man that has scored 96 goals in 102 city appearances, and you're mentioning Sterling's 17 goals

Go and bring another Haaland first make we see, before you start comparing him to forwards a level below.

spillo1:

Perks of playing for City under Pep. Any other club in England he's not hitting those figures.

Una don start again.

Which other striker under Pep in England has hit those figures?

Put respect on that boy's name please.

A40:

But him na Naija born and to some extent raised. The unfriendly and transactional nature of our women should not be foreign to him. I'm just surprised that he has no Nigerian IJGB babe wey e fit fly come do short summer trip. Even while playing the field I don't recommend scraping barrels.

If e dey find politeness and courtesy e for enter GH, CIV, CMR Douala (not as fine as our girls but much better bodies I can tell you that for free) Uganda, Bots or come meet Jollofinas for SA. Nigeria na the wrong place

Truth be told I feel Izzy's pain but part of game na to sabi your terrain nau. That is rants I expect from foreigner not Naija boy wey suppose know as e dey go. Our girls are snotty by default. You see that when they travel most of them struggle with non Nigerian guys cos na only we dey used to their pattern

You too know as well I do that na condition force Izzy to engage with Naija girls in Lagos. The average nigga on the street is generally not looking for dudu broadly speaking or Nigerian girls more specifically in the areas Izzy is more familiar with.

You might meet some equal opportunity aficionados outside, but the typical street sweeping nigga typically prefers to go only when it snows. So my man isn't versed in speaking the very specific dialect of haughty negress that these Lagos hoes speak.

Baba probably saw it as, oh to the play the game I have to wear shinpad? Oya my shinpad is gold plated and carry AC sef. But these Nigerian hoes with nothing but sanitary pad in their fake designer purse still expect to be treated like gold even after bussing it open for Yinka Yahoo from Laspotech and his friends in De Genesis guesthouse somewhere near Epe earlier in the week.

Na wetin dey pain Izzy be that. He's not even looking for special treatment. Like just let him play for God's sake.